At Nayomi's house...

The Fellowship of the R.O.W. is a group of happy-dappy, hyper high-school girls who are hungry. We should be sleeping right now. But that's not related to what we're really supposed to say so let's get back to the REAL bio.

R.O.W.=Shortcut for "Record of Weirdness"

What is the Record of Weirdness? Read the R.O.W. Manual by Mikara. We're too lazy to explain.

Members:
The R.O.W. Senior (in order of who joined)
1. Hitaka Hoshi
-penname: "Hitaka"
-agent name: Agent Remotehittie (cuz all she does is watch tv)
-goddess title: Goddess of the Night & Neurotic Tics

2. Sayama Yuki
-penname: LunarChild
-agent name: Angent Snowbunny (much to my dismay)
-goddess name: Goddess of Snow and Anti-HK

3. Kurosawa Kai
-penname: Kiyota-chaN
-agent name: Agent Loviedovie (cuz she is)
-goddess name: Goddess of Kiyota

4. Mizukara Ayuru
-penname: Mikara
-agent name: Agent Madhattie
-goddess name: Goddess of Misunderstandings

5. Urashima Nayomi
-penname: nayomi-chan
-agent name: Agent Tophattie
-goddess name: Oh-So-Demented Goddess of Offerings

R.O.W. Junior
1. Legato Bluesummer
-penname: Shades of Light Blue
-agent name: Agent Crackhappy
-goddess name: It of Androgynies

2. Mizuku Saeko
-penname: Saeko
-agent name: Agent Cutemuppy
-goddess name: Goddess of Typographical Errors

3. Takaido Yamashii
-penname: Yamashii
-goddess name: Goddess of Hentai

4. Puppy Borja
-goddess name: Goddess of Ants

5. Marschie Copper
-goddess name: Fairy of Environmental Awareness

Honorary members:
1. Gelabo the Queen of Mushrooms

2. The Tower/Kidou Hinata
-penname: The Tower of WEIRDNESS-NESS
-agent name: Agent Fananutty/Nuttyputty
-goddess name: Goddess of Anti-P*k/Rukawa

3. Hyoukukai Mederu/Speedo-chan
-penname: Speedo-chan of Lost Pentagon
-agent name: Agent Darkbootie (she started all this agent nicks)
-goddess name: Goddess of Clocks

4. Niigata Akira
-penname: paranoid-android
-goddess name: Goddess of Cursed Ketchup

5. Trunks no Miko

6. Shiyoru Ameko/Konzen (the great sadistic one!)

7. Sachiko
-goddess name: Goddess of Mythical Creatures

and many others who are potentials... but like we said, there are MANY.

Er... um...

Moments of Silence...

Just go read the R.O.W. Manual, k?

Ja ne!!!!

-September 18, 2002-
10:35 pm -I should be doing my AP project...
Yo! Nay-chan here. We had to take down almost all of our fics because they would have been taken down anyway for being in a 'script' form. But now our plan is to just rewrite them all so we can post them again. Wow, isn't that a lot of writing to do? Yep, better believe it. Anyway, we'll keep you posted.

-Sept. 24, 2002-
2:43 p.m. -investi...
Hi! Saeko-chan here. La lang. Just made a few changes in the profile there. That's all. Ja!

Okay, a lot. So?

-Dec. 5, 2002-
8:25 @ Gelabell's house...
Saeko: Hao, minna-san!! Here's a list of fics expected to be posted by January next year:

1. The Harry Potter Dialogues
Summary: Dialogues of HP Characters. Hilarious.

2. The MMA Chronicles!
Summary: The ROW members bring a new twist to their fave real-life hangout. Expect pompous cheerleaders, hentai guys, bikini-wearing homosexuals, and schools with cutesy poxy names.

3. The Complete Guide To The MMA Chronicles!
Summary: A guide to The MMA Chronicles. Includes explanation of confusing school systems, uniforms, and, most importantly, character descriptions. ^^

4. The Goddess Manual
Summary: A guide to A Visit To The Shrine. Unfortunately the fic still has to be converted to non-script format before it can be posted. Stay tuned.

-Dec. 8, 2002-
2:12 p.m. at Saeko's humble abode...
Hao again! Finally posted The Goddess Manual, so read it, k? ^_^ Sankyuu!!! Ja!!!

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