Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

In college, Al gave his heart away. Fifteen years later, long after the fling has ended, he's an acknowledged member of the upper-middle class with a lovely wife and daughter. He's living the life. But something tells him that this isn't where he's supposed to be, and a certain someone seems to share his feelings. Can either of them find a way to fit an old flame into a new life?

England knocks up America while America is texting on his iPhone. But America runs into a very serious pregnancy complication after an unfortunate masturbation accident! That poor fetus ... UKUS/ USUK, mpreg, crack, pretty gross stuff.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

USUK. "What is a nation without humanity?" "I don't know," England said flatly. "Spades. Supremacy. Sickness ...The thing that ate him." Cardverse without Cardverse: in which the suits are weapons rather than kingdoms.

...but what surprises Misato the most is the overwhelming amount of trust that she seems to have suddenly inputted into the Creepy Kid with Mysterious Past Kaworu Nagisa Fund. Four different people look at Kaworu and Shinji's relationship. Kaworu and Shinji are too busy being smitten with each other to notice. Kawoshin.

It's no secret that America and England can get pretty kinky when they're in the mood for it. But just how kinky, exactly? Well, a little indulgence every now and then can't hurt . . . right? Relevant warnings inside. Kink fic. RP with americalovesthecockpit.

Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.

Garry is a college student in central London, living in his flat-turned-art-studio with a girlfriend he doesn't love and balancing his classes with work shifts at a café. But as he bonds with a certain customer over macaroons and art, he finds in her the someone that he's been missing all along – even though she's only thirteen. AU. Companion to Tokyo-Milk's "Qui Vivra Verra."

England has a confession for America. A very bizarre one that America thinks is a joke. But for England it is TOTAL DRAMA. This fic is PURE CRACK and labeled drama for the lulz.

England gets tired of America never letting him top, so he uses his magic to temporarily turn America into a girl. With the help of England's magical friends, they teach him a memorable lesson about the importance of bottoming. AWWWWW. USUK and UK/femUS, crack. Also, there's some smut.

America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!

America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.

America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

There is something wrong with Arthur's relationship with his son, Alfred. Something wrong, twisted, sick, disgusting, beautiful. But when Arthur realizes it, when they both realize, it's already too late. The sickness has taken root. Incest, Arthur's POV.

You can only love someone at a distance for so long before something in you has to break. I only did what I thought I had to. The knife was never supposed to be there, but there's nothing I can do now. Rape. Psychologically dark. Alfred's POV. More warnings inside.

CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.

Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.

America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.

America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.

England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.

CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.

COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

He falls asleep like that, in the arms of another, even though he doesn’t like to be touched. It must be something about this Kaoru Nagisa. He must be magic. KaoruxShinji.

Five ways Kaworu and Shinji never lived happily ever after together. Kaworu/Shinji

Ralph begs for his life and is spared. Three years after his capture, Ralph feels his humanity slipping away and wonders if he made the right decision. JackRalph

AU, JR slash Jack has Ralph at spearpoint and gives him a choice.