Mark Fischbach was an ordinary, goofy, lovable YouTuber until a package appeared at his doorstep. Little did he know that it was the one thing that would send him down a path of espionage as he chases down the sinister Darkiplier, who has been plotting to destroy the world. (Includes callbacks to Mark's videos especially WKM, Markiplier TV, and Wilford Motherloving Warfstache.)

BLU team has a new Spy. The RED Sniper really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like the last Spy every day. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Sniper's expecting. Not at all. Things are about to get a lot more complicated. (Sequel to Foe Yay) -Discontinued here but continued on A03 account Iloveteamfortresstoo-

The wizarding world was expecting Harry Potter to be the powerful beacon of the light, reckless and Gryffindor. True he is reckless, and arguably a Gryffindor but nobody expected him to be insane, more powerful than Merlin or borderline obsessed with Draco Malfoy. And does anyone know what is going on with Harry Potter and Death?

RED Sniper has a secret, one he'll go to any lengths to keep. The new BLU Spy's determined to find it out, no matter what. But some secrets can alter the course of a life forever.

Headcanons on the abilities of Jacksepticeye and Markiplier's Egos with what abilities they have. Each part comes with a short story/drabble for that character to show their creation and/or standing with the other Egos as how I headcanon it.

Herobrine, fed up with the dictatorship his older brother leads, finds himself in a startling predicament being set up as a villain to the public. Running away, he only hopes that one day he may return to explain himself, and hopefully rescue the clueless citizens from their blind lives. [REMAKING ON A SEPARATE ACCOUNT.]

Do you really expect the mercs got everything right on the first try? Here's a little look at what didn't make the cut in various Team Fortress Videos. Now in fabulous Technicolor!

Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

Having someone to trust is surprisingly freeing, even if that someone thoroughly embarrasses you at work with chocolate and sparkly stickers.

Severus Snape is sent to check on Harry Potter the summer before his third year, on suspicion that Harry may have purposefully used magic on his muggle aunt. Seeing the condition the boy was being held in triggered a minor change of heart, and a major change in life. Snape/Harry mentoring, eventually Harry/Luna. TW some mention of abuse non graphic

A present for a friend of mine I wrote a few years ago. She asked for Josh/Neku and/or is is primarily the former with brief references to the latter. - "I'm not Christian," Neku pointed out. "Besides that, Christmas is only for little kids and couples." With that, he shoved his headphones over his ears and clicked on his MP3 player.

"We can be a family again when it no longer hurts to look at you, to remember her. Maybe next year," His father says, staring down at him with cold eyes.

The story behind it all: I was on one of the abandoned TF2 servers during the Jungle Update. This started as a rant, then just turned into something weird. I copied and pasted it from the chat box. Hope you enjoy! (Disclaimer: Edits have been made to the text so that it's easier to understand. I've also removed any unneccesary things that were in the chat box, like drops.)

Told in snapshots of the war, Harry comes apart at the seams but Severus is there with a needle and thread. Preslash. Warning for character death.

As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. The RED and BLU teams don't agree, even with robots at their doorstep. Especially the BLU Spy and RED Sniper, who hold a special grudge against each other. What will it take for them to set their differences aside? What will it take for them to trust each other?

When he opened his eyes for the first time after death, he didn't think the Afterlife would look like a fourposter bed with deep blue curtains. (Canon divergence immediately following the Final Battle, no slash)

Picard and an almost-powerless Q are stranded on a planet together. When the three suns line up and are eclipsed by a gas giant, the planet will be plunged into a sudden winter. Without access to any technology, they'll have to work together to survive. Picard/Q.

After an accident with a prototype teleporter, Soldier is sent to an alternate dimension where the Nazis had won WWII. Unwilling to let this happen, he sets out to crush the regime. Not alone, however, since a handful of people show up to help him with his crusade to crush the Nazis. Who may that be? Lady Liberty, Uncle Sam, and many more.

Neku has been seeing things since he finished the Game. With his distractions, his friends notice but don't know how to approach him until its too late. He wants answers but is not wanting to ask for them. Instead answers come from someone he trusts and he doesn't exactly like them. Conductor!Neku (NekuJosh) SlowBurn Cross posted on Ao3 under EliColt21

Ever since that night, finding that bloody RED Spy, nothing feels right anymore. The feeling of being watched, the strange purple and black, and worst of all, RED Sniper can't figure out what the damn Spy wants.

Brooke Chastaine's world is turned upside down when her father dies under strange circumstances. She travels to the town of Teufort to investigate, but quickly realizes that things aren't that easy. As she struggles to come to terms with her assignment and find out what really happened to her father, she unwillingly attracts the attention of the BLU Spy.

Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

{Discontinued: Please read the last chapter} Waking up in the desert, wounded, with no recollection of how you got there is not what someone would want. Luckily, these RED guys were kind enough to take me in, maybe I can repay the favor by helping them out. Mercs gotta stand by mercs right? (Self-Insert) Rated T for violence, gore, and language.

Josh has always seen the UG, and has always had a hatred of leaving Shibuya. When he was 8, he ended up in the care of Hanekoma, and met his first friend and crush, Neku. Lately, he's been having dreams, nightmares, but he can never remember why they terrify him, he only knows that in them, he lost it all, he lost everything he'd cared for, before waking up when it all goes black.

Spy never thought he would grow numb to dying.

A BLU Medic is left to die inside a ditch. When he thought his day couldn't get any worse, a RED Scout finds him.

Miss Pauling stands in front of nine graves and reflects. Character deaths by the bucketload. Very slight implied Scout/Miss Pauling.

Neku finds a surprise in his bed.

He wanted to make a final call. One-shot.

Due to recent financial problems at Mann Co., the Gravel Wars have been put under a ceasefire while the mercenaries at RED are put as night watchmen at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria to gain some money. (Rated T for violence and language.)

When Teufort gets blanketed with snow overnight, Sniper is delighted. Spy's not sure what to make of Sniper showing a positive emotion in front of him for once. It's actually rather endearing, which can't be right. But such thoughts must be put aside when there are snowball fights to be won. (My half of a fic exchange with Chaosandmayhem!)

'I know you're trained to resist torture. I also know you're the one with the answers I want. You'll break eventually. But I think a little extra incentive might be required.' When an organisation wants answers out of Spy, they turn to hurting a team mate to get results. Except, they might have made a small mistake with the team they chose to kidnap someone from...

The RED mercenaries begin to disappear mysteriously, although there is replacements, they always die in a span of few days. The remaining ones try to uncover what the hell is happening, but there is a bigger picture. Will they discover what happened to their teammates or die in the process? Rated T for gore and swearing.

Gray Mann has murdered his brothers and plans to annihilate Mann Co. facilities worldwide, but knows that mercenaries will be hired to defend them. So, in one bloody night, he orders the massacre of both RED and BLU. The RED Sniper's hunt for those responsible forces him into an undesired but necessary partnership with the last man he'd ever trust – the BLU Spy.

BLU Sniper and Spy are great friends, during the battlefield they look out for each other, even their teammates. But when Scout comes in shouting, one morning, that something is carved into his back the words seem meaningless and simple. Spy stays cautious as each of his teammates are closer to danger. Thanks to a RED Spy who thirsts for revenge.

It really shouldn't have come as a surprise that is was the enemy Sniper who was the first to realise that something was really wrong. It was his job to watch out for the Spy after all. Except this was one time when his careful vigilance would get him into a whole world of trouble, not out of it.

A collection of creepypastas, urban legends and other scary stories rewritten with Team Fortress 2 characters. Rating may change depending on which creepypastas will be rewritten. If you have any good spooky stories you'd like to see rewritten, feel free to submit it to me through and I'll see what I can do.

Link agrees to a dubious truce when his battle with Ganondorf ends in a draw. The terms of the truce have strings attached, and Link's trust in Zelda is about to be greatly tested, as well as his wit and his strength. Power has a way of laying claim, but the Hero of Time belongs to nobody, least of all the Demon King.

Isolated from the outside world and betrayed by ones once called friends, both RED and BLU find the odds of survival is stacked against them. But an uneasy alliance quickly devolves into chaos as new sides are established and lines are crossed.

Even with his careful planning, this was beyond his expectations. The final showdown through Joshua's eyes. Drabble.

Something's wrong with the Medic. More than usual. Not sleeping, not eating, spending days locked away in his operating theatre. Why? RED's going to find out. Note: In case you couldn't tell (you probably could), I'm a terrible writer, so any criticism, be it constructive or just straight up flaming, is welcome.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!

"Panic meant fear. Fear meant weakness. And being weak in front of these men would earn him no mercy." It's a bad day to be the RED Spy. Quick oneshot. Rated T for Torture.

Always loyal. No matter what.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.

Archie has always been a fan of the simple things in life. Simple things like the sea, and coffee, and trekking through a vast desert just to bother Maxie. Takes place two years after Emerald. Oneshot, Hardenshipping if you squint. Rated T for language.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

To Daniel's dismay, he discovers that he's not the only soul in Brennenburg out for justice. To the dismay of the spirits haunting the castle, they discover that they will have to rely on Daniel. Oneshot, rated T for Torture and M for Malicious.

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

Barty Crouch Jr. waits in a cold room for his punishment...with a smile on his face.

Jack asks an innocent question and Barbossa goes off on him. Ha! They are the old married couple reincarnated. Dedicated to Nytd! -I've finally gone back and edited some things, thanks to those who pointed it out-

Another villain's-point-of-view story, this is the story of Luigi's Mansion through King Boo's eyes. It explains the escape from the gallery, the planning of Mario's demise, and more.

Ganon from the cartoon series transports Ganondorf from Twilight Princess to his world. Can Ganondorf find his way home before the inhabitants of this world drive him insane?