![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Devil May Cry. Name: Call me Gene Age: Old enough to know not to tell you Sex: Always. Oh wait... you mean gender. Oh, then I'm a guy Occupation: Weekend warrior. (for those who don't get it, I'm in the army reserves.) I also work in a public High School clinic when I'm not playing soldier. If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and smirk as everyone wonders just how the heck you managed it If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on I'm smiling. That really should scare you. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating. That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing. When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking He who laughs last thinks slowest An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good I'm not as dumb as you look The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more free service we offer. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go far it, but don't expect a big reaction... For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD! I don't get even, I get odder. I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Love me, Hate me, make a voodoo doll of me and stick it full of pins, I will continue to be indifferent to you. To be alone is to be different; to be different is to be alone. The beatings will cease once moral improves. Excuse me while I find a container for my joy. People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do. Laws to live by: Murphy's law: 1. If anything can go wrong, it will." 2. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way" 3. "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way." Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies: As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one. Hanlon's razor: 1. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. 2. Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice. Amara's Law: "We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run. Benford's law of controversy: The Passion of an agruement is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available. Dilbert Principal: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. Gall's Law: "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked." Herblock's Law: If it's good, they'll stop making it. Hutber's Law: "Improvement means deterioration". Littlewood's Law: Individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per month. Meadow's Law: One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder, until proved otherwise. Muphry's Law: If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written. Okrent's Law: The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true. Parkingson's Law:Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. Peter's Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Reilly's Law: People generally patronize the largest mall in the area. Roemer's Law: A hospital bed built is a bed filled Rothbard's Law: Everyone specializes in his own area of weakness. Sayre's Law: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue." By way of corollary, the law adds: "That is why academic politics are so bitter." Schneier's Law: Any person can invent a security system so clever that she or he can't think of how to break it. Segal's Law A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure." Skitt's Law: a corollary of Muphry's law, variously expressed as "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or "the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster." Stigler's Law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer. Sturgeon's Revelation: 90 percent of everything is crap. Sutton's Law: Go where the money is. Wiener's Law: There are no answers, only cross-references. | |||||||
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