CrazyNerdyFangirlhide bio
 Author has written 36 stories for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Hunger Games, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Life With Derek, Les Miserables, and Misc. Movies. we are drawn to what we lack. -victor hugo hi, i write fic sometimes when i'm not curled up in a fetal position crying about why i decided to take so many ap classes. only my recent stuff is halfway decent, but i hate deleting old fics. i'm really nice, i swear? please talk to me. i will give you cuddles and cookies. my avatar has been the same thing for like two years, so if you have an idea that's better than rpatz with a pink mustache and pink eyebrows please tell me. i actually like robert pattinson though. grantaire and nico di angelo are my babies. i use ao3 now, so if you happen across my les mis stuff here, there's plenty more if you step into my new home. :D |
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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7250 - Favs: 8,232 - Follows: 10,194 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Charcoal by dancinginthesunlight reviews
HOH SPOILERS. "He's drawing again, a landscape this time but still in charcoal. He isn't in the mood for colors." Nico angst that devolves into fluff. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Nico A., Mitchell] - Complete
ground rules by emilyforprez reviews
derek and casey, and the rules they inevitably end up breaking.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
when tomorrow comes by camellialice reviews
Enjolras is haunted by nightmares, Grantaire is, well, Grantaire, Courfeyrac can't shake an odd sense of guilt, Jehan's writing weird poetry and Eponine just wants everyone to stop being idiots and kiss already.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Bruises by barricadebabes reviews
Eponine Thenardier is seven years old when she falls and meets Combeferre on the school playground. It takes an entire childhood and then some for him to finally fall too. (Implied abuse. Inspired by the Train song "Bruises")
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Eponine, Combeferre - Complete
Un Homme et Une Fille by Petrich0rr reviews
Grantaire and Cosette aren't in love. They are simply two separate entities that work better together than they do apart. Rated T. Mentions of e/R, Marius/Cosette and one-sided Éponine/Marius.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Cosette, Marius - Complete
Head Games Of Chance by nothing-rhymes-with-ianto reviews
Life is shitty. His is, at least. But the train ride home is a nice place to daydream and draw. Or discuss philosophy with strangers. Although it's unusual for him to go out for coffee with them.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
Thirty-Two Times by et.in.arkadia reviews
The first time, it's fast and rough, something torn out of them by instinct. They're drunk, and it's a surprise, and it isn't. The room is spinning and then it's not, and he has Grantaire spilled over a table. None of the upended bottles spill because they are empty.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
To Follow by EstelRaca reviews
They were ready to die, but Paris wasn't ready to let them all go. Grantaire drags a grievously wounded Enjolras from the barricade and struggles to keep him alive as Enjolras slides between the living and the dead.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
then you come crashing in by WhenLighteningStrikes reviews
It ends like these things always do: with that one guy who's in love with this other girl and first hearing about it from Edwin of all people. Derek/Casey. Casey/Jesse. Derek/OC. One Shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,324 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 471 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 326 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 272 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 128 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
All Things Considering by MewLuna reviews
"Well," he drawled. "I can't help but remember something you said earlier today. Something about me being a pretty good boyfriend, you know, all things considering." Gwevin One-shot, takes place after 'Couples Retreat'. R&R!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
It Will Rain by ETNRL4L reviews
My take on what will happen on Gwen and Ben's Graduation Day. Gwevin and Benlie
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
She Would Have Forgiven You by BookHunter reviews
Jace never thought that he would follow in his father's footsteps. He never thought that he would be the one to destroy Alicante. -Written for The Towers of Alicante monthly one-shot challenge-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
WEPS by JodieLove reviews
To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
To Be Misled by BookHunter reviews
They fought and hurt one another. They understood each other. They knew. Fylan. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Payment by Spun reviews
"There were some experiences that just couldn't be bought, and being shyly hit on by a drowsy nine-year-old was one of them." Because I am in love with the concept of Magnus and Alec meeting long before the party.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Whose Side Are You On, Anyway? by SevenGee reviews
When infamous couple of the moment Draco and Hermione suddenly break things off, the students of Hogwarts are in an uproar, unabashedly taking sides left, right and centre. Whose side are you on, anyway? DMxHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Leap Year by attica reviews
"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seeing the Light by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,850 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Different for Girls by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Karma by sugah66 reviews
The universe obviously has it out for him. There can be no other explanation. Dasey. Oneshot. Rated to be safe.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Orestes Drunk and Pylades Fasting by Quiara reviews
Grantaire is dutifully adoring; Enjolras is properly disdainful. The fact that they are sleeping together changes very little. Revised edition.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2002
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a little something like this reviews
"Vaguely, Percy wonders if Hades is going to reserve a special place in the Fields of Punishment for Percy Jackson, Corrupter of Cute Demigod Boys, but he can't bring himself to care." HoH spoilers. Percy/Nico. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
From Death Springs Life (Even the Metaphorical Ones) reviews
After a night of baring his soul to Grantaire, Enjolras wakes to an empty bed and Courfeyrac's attempt at singing. And he doesn't trust that new guy, not at all. Seriously, if his friends insist on being this stupid, Courfeyrac may have to cancel the funeral he had planned for the stick up Enjolras's ass. Modern AU. E/R. Grantaire/OC. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Pull the Wool Over My Eyes reviews
Jehan decides to prove his boyfriend, Montparnasse, wrong by somehow ridding Enjolras and Grantaire of their idiocy in all matters of the heart, Courfeyrac has plans-with-a-capital-P, and Combeferre attempts to stay sane in the midst of all the crazy. It's too bad Grantaire is hiding a little blond secret from all of them. This may actually have worked. Modern AU. One-shot.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Montparnasse, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Revenge: Casey McDonald Style reviews
Casey's model cousin Lauren visits and decides to set her sights on the lovely Derek Venturi. Things get messy when Lauren decides she has to meet Casey's boyfriend, who's probably some boring sod anyway - he's dating CASEY, of all people. Touch of Derek/OC but mostly Dasey. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Cosmic Intervention reviews
"Simon used to think that he'd need some sort of cosmic intervention to get a girl like Isabelle. Or really, any kind of girl." Where Simon pleads for romantic advice, doesn't get it, and manages to keep the lady anyway. Turns out, girls like stories. One-shot. Simon/Isabelle.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Simon L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Gravitation reviews
Alec experiences the horrors of gravitational acceleration while Magnus does some soul-searching. While gravity is escapable, love is another story. "His brain isn't asking the obvious what-when-where-why-how because he's just staring. Staring at a man he thought he'd never see again – or more accurately, a man he never thought he'd be able to see." Oneshot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
My Hair Is Sexier Than Yours reviews
"The fact that emo hair seemed to attract people of all genders was practically scientific law. What kind of person did glittery rainbow hair attract?" Fang needs a haircut, and Nico sets him up for much more. A tale of glitter, too many colors, a busty blonde, and those goddamn blowpops. Fang/Nico. One-shot.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Fang, Nico A. - Complete
Cinders of Affection reviews
"Hatreds are the cinders of affection." -Walter Raleigh. When you're created for the sake of having someone control your life, anyone who could potentially be your friend suddenly becomes the one you love most. Or in this case, hate the most. As Max and F
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Selfish reviews
Jordan/Maia. For the monthly prompt on Towers of Alicante. Though meeting a girl in a cemetery can have disastrous consequences, Jordan can't seem to regret it. Oneshot. R & R?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Zhang Fei, Maia - Complete
Nico's Man Diary reviews
Nico is forced to write in a diary. What happens when you mix a son of Hades and a diary? Randomness and hilarity. Well, Nico would say it's a MAN diary; not a diary. Find out what Nico has been up to about a year or so after TLO. Possible Nico/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,860 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Nico A.
Goodbye Tastes Like Coffee reviews
Percy/Annabeth breakup fic. Semi-happy ending. "It tastes of strawberry lip gloss. It tastes of a brisk winter day. It tastes like the coffee she drank. It tastes like goodbye." One-shot. R & R?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Enough reviews
Fang/Angel. Fang is 25 while Angel is 17. T for slight insinuations at the end. "Just one night. They only hoped it would be enough." One-shot. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Fang, Angel - Complete
Drenched in Water: A Catching Fire Parody reviews
A parody of Catching Fire where Katniss is girly, Peeta is a lovesick idiot, Gale is emo and suicidal, and many more characters get...changed. Katniss, you spoon! It's not easy being a victor of the Hunger Games... R & R?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,774 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Katniss E.
One, Two, Three, Twenty reviews
Given enough time, the impossible can happen. Given twenty years, two people who seem so completely wrong for each other can develop a friendship, and possibly even fall in love. Love isn't rational. Fang/Dylan. Slash. One-shot. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Like Looking Into a Mirror reviews
Attempt at humor. Minor Fang/Fang II. Slash pairing. "He preferred the name Fitzwilliam because it made him sound like an old, respected British gentleman. Emphasis on the old." T for innuendo and swearing. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Fang - Complete
The Joys of Intoxication reviews
Tom Riddle says something dirty to Harry via diary. How does Harry get his sweet, sweet revenge? T for language and slight insinuations. Oneshot. R & R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sister, Dear reviews
She's always thought she's an only child. She's barely getting by with the money she makes, and the amount of money she spends on her precious cigarettes isn't helping. When a dark stranger sneaks into her apartment, anything can happen. Oneshot. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Fang - Complete
Getting Away With Murder reviews
A young boy suggests the idea of making bird-human mutants. Death is a blessing for these freaks of nature, but will he give it? Or will he stay content in denial? Jeb-centric. One-shot. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Jeb B. - Complete
Burning Letters reviews
Post-FANG. Thalia helps Max get over her absent boyfriend. Somewhere along the way, does she earn a kiss for her hard work? Thalia/Max. One-shot.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Max, Thalia G. - Complete
Just Pretty Dang Confused reviews
Max's thoughts after Fang left her. Attempt at poetry. "How do I love you without.../Loving you?"
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max - Complete
Nameless reviews
The Flock gets their memories erased by the whitecoats, who are trying to give them normal lives. Max and Fang hate each other, not knowing about their past. What happens when a witch uses magic to get them together? Modern Beauty & the Beast with twists.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,504 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Fang, Max
The Life and Lies of Edward Cullen reviews
You know what Edward has to say about his past, but how much of that's actually true? How much of it's all just a bunch of lies? How long will it take for us to uncover the REAL Edward Cullen, the one you never knew? Co-written by CJ Izzy 103.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edward
Memories of Love reviews
*spoilers for Mockingjay* Gale's thoughts on Katniss and Peeta, pre-epilogue. Can he love someone who doesn't love him back? Or will he come to accept the outcome and move on? Sometimes, moving on is the hardest thing to do... One-shot. R & R?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Gale H. - Complete
I'm So Goff! reviews
My Entry for Saint's Sequels Contest. Chapters 11-14 of A Day in Therapy from Ebony's POV. Everyone in the therapy center has turned Goth, and one pathetic Mary-Sue is in the middle of it... Written in comprehensible grammar, unlike My Immortal. R & R?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Death to Dylan reviews
Title pretty much self-explanatory. Each chapter is a different random way for Dylan to die, because I hate Dylan. Used to be a one-shot. T for language. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Dylan
Bring Me to Life reviews
Not a songfic. Post-FANG. Four years after Fang has left the flock, Max is dating Dylan. But what happens when Fang wants to meet her again to "talk"? Who will she choose? One-shot. Probably cliche, but R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Stuck in Immortality reviews
Max has died. Or so the Flock thinks. But really, she is just stuck in between life and death. Will she be able to come back? And if she does, will she be the same Max she used to be? Story is better than the summary. I think.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Max, Fang
Falling reviews
When you have wings, you don't have to worry about falling off cliffs. That was what Max thought until now. Twenty years post-FANG. One-shot. Kind of depressing. Fax. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Give Me The Truth Or Give Me Death reviews
Post Fang. Fang's letter to Max is a fake. He has really been captured by the School. Is it really all just Dylan's fault? Why did he do this? Two-shot. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dylan - Complete
The Case of the Disappearing Dr Amazing reviews
Brigid Dwyer gets fired from Maximum Ride so she gets a job as Hades's personal assistant. This was the reason James Patterson "forgot" to add her in FANG. One-shot. R & R?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Brigid D., Hades - Complete
Call Me When You're Sober reviews
Not a songfic, though inspired by the song. Max’s otherwise perfect boyfriend Fang is an alcoholic. So what will happen when she meets the beautiful Dylan? Is he too perfect to be true? And WHY is Fang drinking? Who will Max choose? All-human. R & R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Sparkly Fang reviews
Fang turns sparkly, like a vampire. But he's not a vampire. Edward Cullen comes to show him the ways of the sparkly male. Will Fang turn into a creeper like Edward? ONE-SHOT. R & R?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Fang, Edward - Complete
Vampire Idiot reviews
Parody of the song American Idiot by Green Day. Basically, how I feel about Edward Cullen. Edward fangirls might not want to read this. Written out of extreme boredom. Please review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
Broken reviews
*post FANG* Max has been broken ever since Fang left her. What will she do when the memories turn out to be too much for her to handle? What will she do when she loses the will to live? This will have two endings: a happy ending and a sad ending. One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Poor Hair! reviews
*minor FANG spoilers* Random one-shot about Max's thoughts on how her hair color keeps changing. What color will it change to next? This is just one of the plotholes I've always hated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Max - Complete
One Last Flight reviews
20 years post-FANG. Max and Fang meet on the cliff. How will they react to seeing each other again? FAX, but with a sad ending. I suggest you don't read this if you want a fluffy everyone-is-happy ending. But if you want Fax, read this anyway. ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete