Name: Kevin

Gender: Boy

Mental Status: Insane

Job: Mortal/Mental Pateint

Religion: Atheist (and proud of it)

About Me: I love to dye my hair (my ex. homeroom teacher doesn't like it) and wear fingerless glovs (my soc. studies teacher makes me take them off) and listen to music. I'll mainly post action fics but I have two humors from an old account link: What If? and Gaara's Coffee Quest

Favorite Pairings: Naruto/Hinata Hinata/Sasuke Sasuke/Sakura Hinata/Gaara Gaara/Sakura Naruto/Temari Neji/Tenten

Hated Pairings: any yaoi or yuri (im not a homophobic i just don't like gay fics unless it's for humor

SAYINGS AND QUOTES:

unanswered questions:

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word Abbreviation so long?

Whose Cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have the letter S in it?

Funny Sayings:

The 50-50-90 Rule: any time there's a 50 chance you can get something right there's a 90 chance you'll be wrong.

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes. that way you'll be a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription

Buy one for the price of two and get the scond one free

Apparently, 1 in 5 people are chinese and there are 5 people in my family, so that means one is chinese. So it's either mum or dad, my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. but i think it's Colin

Conversation:

Random Guy: your going to Hell because you don't believe in God.

Me: I know, I'll be the one in the chair whipping everybody

So please R&R