~~~"Stop acting like a toad and get on with it." - Me ^^

~~~"Leave me alone and let me go to hell by my own route." - Calamity Jane
~~~"I regard myself as a woman who has seen much of life." - Belle Star
~~~"Life Ain't Fair, so get used to it" - My Mom
~~~"Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely." - Buddha
~~~"If you love somebody, you should set them free... If they don't come back again, then its meant to be" - Unknown
~~~"To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis noble in the mind to suffer... outrageous fortune... with open arms." - Shakespeare (... skipped words)
~~~"From a redneck: Ever day za gamble, I figger if I wake up in the morning I'm ahead." - Unknown
~~~"There's two theories about arguing with a woman, neither one works." - Unknown
~~~"There are three kinds of men. The one who learns by reading. There's a few who learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Unknown
~~~"Give your husband an inch and he'll think he's a ruler." - Unknown
~~~"Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." - Unknown
~~~"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes!" - Unknown
~~~"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins

This isn't mine I just found this on a web page at:
Please go there and see more! Very good site with err... interesting things...