Yakko is a cop in NY, doesn't drink, and never touches anyone except to shake hands. He's a good boy, and though toons call him a traitor, at least he has food on his table. And to think, all it had cost him were his sibs...You really do get used to anything, I guess. Just ask Minerva Mink. T for sexual references and for being dark/angsty. (Hello Nurse also a major character)

A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.