![]() Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, X-overs, and Supernatural. HI PEOPLE...MY NAME IS EMELYN... I'M NOT MUCH OF A SOCIAL PERSON, THAT'S WHY I READ ALOT OF FAN FICTION... IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I WOULD BE READING FAN FICTION ALL DAY... UM... I STARTED WRITING SOME AND WITH THE HELP OF MY FEW FRIENDS AND MY BELOVED SISTER THEY CAME OUT PRETTY COOL...=3 MY AVATAR THING SAYS: OMG PIE HAT (if you can see) SO YEAH... YOU SAY PLAYBOY I SAY GET A LIFE YOU SAY MILEY CYRUS I SAY PANIC! AT THE DISCO YOU SAY JONAS BROTHERS I SAY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE YOU SAY POP I SAY ROCK YOU SAY I'M WEIRD I SAY NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. NOW, LET ME GET BACK TO PLOTTING YOUR DEATH! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE AWESOME QUOTES "Damn you, rich bastards!" - Haruhi's thoughts from the Host Club "poke poke" - Honey from the Host Club "I cant rember if i folded the toilet paper or not" Kid from soul eater Ray: "Did you kick him in the balls?" Gerard: Frank, what are you doing in the box? Bob: My fists will soon make home in your face! Girl: Can you kiss Frank like you did on stage? Ray: Did you just do the 'call me' sign? Frank: I think we're a pretty sexy band! Gerard:"Everyone back the fuck up! I am not that pretty!" Gerard:Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Frankie: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese." Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan 1.MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade." MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice. Frank Iero can divide by Zero. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar. Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off. Mikey Way can speak braille. Jeeves asks Ray Toro. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down. Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!" Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now." Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please." The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance 1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head. The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way shall never let them take you alive. shall drink Starbucks coffee shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior shall admit that they are not okay freely shall unleash the fucking bats shall strike violent poses shall stay out of the light shall suck thy enemies blood shall overcome thy weaknesses shall not be afraid to keep on living The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero 1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe 2. Thou shall eat skittles 3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up 4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood 5. Thou shall get tattoos 6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too) 7. Thou shall grin with all teeth 8. Thou shall change hair style every year 9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict 10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way 1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage 2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison 3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity 4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself 5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers 6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible 7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls 8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping 9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart 10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar 1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou 2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses 3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly 4. Thou shall love cats 5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown 6. Thou shall T.P New York 7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more 8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number 9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever 10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro 1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more 2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes 3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them) 4. Thou shall not like to read 5. Thou shall not bother to cook 6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn' 7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened 8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part 9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction 10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think in all- (-or half? =P) seriousness smoking should be illegal for under-eighteens, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. (You're really asking?) If you can read, copy and paste this into your profile. =P If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.(??.. Ur asking, seriously?!.. or siriusly?) Recent studies show that if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it is uncool to breathe, 95 percent of American teenagers would die. If you are one of the 5 percent who would be sitting there laughing your head off, copy this into your profile. If you hope for world peace, copy and paste this into your profile . If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain and how it smells, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehe..) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yaaaay!) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Anamorphic version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family etc.) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, FaNgizzsoKool, 17ginny17, mychemicalolmance, bluespot. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (its growing...) If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't Died copy and paste this onto your profile. Girls I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Supernatural, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile. 10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl 1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you. 2. Trench coats make you giggle 3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" 4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon" 5. U laugh when u see alcohol 6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like" 7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile 8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can. 9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it. 10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot. 10 Signs You are a Dean Girl 1. Quarters turn you on 2. You always get the extra cookie 3. Gym shorts make you smile funny 4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy 5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart' 6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell 7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005 8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry 9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktobe"rfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why. 10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch Add these to your profile if... You're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews You have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, hard, across the face You have gotten your friends addicted to the show You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up You've ever talked to yourself You have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people If you cried during any given Supernatural episode (I've only cried on the season 5 finale when images of previous episodes and seasons were playing and Chuck was talking in the background) If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car If several inanimate objects hate you irrationally for reasons unknown If you sometimes absolutely have to write something If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question If you are addicted to Supernatural (very much so...) Thursday was the best day...but now Friday is the best day of the week because Supernatural is on If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb or rude If you have ever SQUEE!ed involuntarily after seeing you favorite actor/actress/movie/book character If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane... (this is sad but very true...sigh) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... If you hear voices of the characters in your head... (they are demanding and loud) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room (sadly, I've done this several times...like today, for instance...) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects... (mostly just with Supernatural or various book series...depending) If you or your best friend is insane If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (ALL PREPS AT SCHOOL!) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes (haha yeah and then I'm like "where did the time go?!") WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile RANDOM QUESTIONS TIME! 1. One of your scars, how did you get it? the one on my knee, i feel on a brick when i was like 5. 2. If you could be any animal in the world, what would it be? I would be a giraffe because they are are my favorite animal and because a joke my sister and i made up 3. Do you like toothpaste? No but i still use it... 4. What type of music do you listen to? Rock and i don't know what else... 5. Do you know what time you were born? 8:20 in the morning 6. What do you want more than anything right now?to be in a band 7. What do you miss? The way i could take to this one person but then it all ended 8. What is your most prized possession? My notebooks(journal, storybook, drawing book) 9. How tall are you? 4 foot 10 10. Do you get claustrophobic? yes very 11. Do you get scared in the dark? I sleep with a night light... i'm terrified of the dark 12. The last person to make you cry is... myself 13. What is your favorite perfume for a girl? i have no clue what it's called but it smells so good! 14. What kind of hair/eye color do you like on the opposite gender?I don't care 15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? no clue 16. Coffee or energy drink? i guess coffee 17. What's your favorite pizza topping? extra cheese 18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? cheese ravioli 21. What was the first meaningful gift you've ever received? the gift of life even though i sometimes take it for granted 22. Do you like anybody? no 23. Are you double jointed? it's technically impossible to be double jointed 24. What's your favorite clothing brand? don't have one. like the thing i get it unless it's like from somewhere all the "popular" people get their clothes 26. Do you have a pet right now? no 27. What kind is it? sadly they died or ran away *frowny face* 28. Would you fall in love knowing he/she was leaving? i don't know 29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? with words 30. Say a number between one and a hundred 56 31. Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes, 'cause i'm one 32. What is the one number you call most often? I don't use my cell much only for emergencies and anyways i'm socially awkward 33. What annoys you the most? People 34. Have you been out of the USA? yes 35. What are your weaknesses? i'm scared of alot of things and i don't talk to people about my feelings so everything is bottled up inside... 36. Have you met anyone famous? yes 37. What was your first job? never had one 38. Have you ever done a prank call? no wish i did 41. What were you doing before filling this out? reading fan fiction... 40. Have you ever had surgery? Nope 42. What do you get complimented about most? well no one compliments me and the one person that did was about my eyes 43. Have you ever had braces? No 44. What do you want for your birthday? a new journal 45. How many kids do you want? I don't think about the future, i think about whats going on no and focus on that 46. Were you named after anyone? no 47. Do you wish on stars? Always 49. What kind of shampoo do you use? head and shoulders... 50. Do you like your handwriting? i really don't like it but i'm okay with it 51. What's your favorite lunch meat? i have no clue 52. Do you have any bad habits? bite my nails, get lost in thought often, a lot of other things 53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? don't own CDs 54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? no because i don't like myself and don't understand how the friends that i have like me 56. Do looks matter? no not at all 57. How do you release anger? lock myself in my room 58. Where is your second home? my world of writing/drawing in notebooks 60. What was your favorite toy as a child? my monkey 61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? Not sure less than 15 i know that 62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No, he was really creepy and still is!!!!!!!!! 63. Do you use sarcasm? only when i'm really annoyed so yes 64. Mashed potatoes or macaroni and cheese? both 65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? some one who is okay with like everything, sense of humor, really nice, enjoys expressing themselves privately, fun to be around 66. What are your nicknames? Em, Emy, Sarita, kitty, narangita so many other ones and they all pretty much came from my dad(a lot of them are in Spanish) 67. What's your favorite band/singer? My Chemical Romance, Remedy Drive, Panic! At The Disco, and Switchfoot 68. What's your favorite TV show? Supernatural 69. What was your act sat score? umm... whats that 70. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? cookies and cream 71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? um...yea 72. When was the last time you worked out? last week in school.. 73. Did you notice that there's no #64? there was one but there wasn't a 55 74. What's the fastest you have gone in a car? no clue 75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? i don't know 76. What are you listening to? Summertime by My Chemical Romance 77. What was the last thing you drank? juice 78. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mommy 79. What's the first thing you notice in the opposite gender? Their personality 80. What's your favorite thought-provoking song? Summertime by My Chemical Romance, 81. What's your favorite thing to hate? anything the majority of people like 82. What's your favorite month of the year? December 83. What's your favorite Zodiac sign? i have no clue what you are talking about 85. What is your hair color? Brown 86. Eye color? brown and some other colors that i can't name off the top of my head 89. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds they have the best bacon burgers!!!!!!!! 90. Do you think people should lie when it's necessary? no they should always tell the truth even if it hurts someone 91. Last thing you watched? um youtube videos 92. Favorite day of the year? i guess i would have to say Christmas Day 93. Play any musical instruments? violin, some guitar, some piano, some cello 94. Republican or democrat Democrat 95. Kisses or hugs i guess hugs 96. Relationships or one night stands? um... no clue 97. What was the last thing you bought? can't remember probably a t-shirt 98. What kind of car do you have Don't own one don't even have a license 99. What book are you reading? The Witch of Blackbird Pond 100. Describe your love life. Umm... don't have one... And that is me in a 100 question, now onwards to check out my stories and thanks for visiting my profile. I'm sure my rambling was extremely interesting for you :P |
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