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Joined 11-26-07, id: 1430392, Profile Updated: 02-19-14

Male, 21, Biology major with a minor in Chemistry.

I go through phases where I read FF to kill time, boredom, and escape from things that are actually important like homework.
I would attempt to write something, but I am rather terrible when it comes to actually creating a coherent plot. I may attempt a oneshot at some point just to give a demonstration of my proofreading skills so that I can sign up to be a beta and correct at least one of the issues that I find most aggravating.

The most important things to me are, in no particular order (although I guess the order they pop into my head counts for something):

  1. Spelling/grammar - Probably the simplest thing and yet the easiest to ignore or get horribly, horribly wrong. I can't enjoy a story if reading it makes my brain bleed. At least hit spellcheck, it's not that hard.
  2. Finish what you start - It's all well and good to have a long story (hell, I tend to like them better than short ones), but please don't follow the source material and come to a conclusion at some point (I am looking at you Naruto and Bleach).
  3. Update regularly - I know this can be a hard thing to ask, shit happens that you can't always plan for, but you need to have a new chapter come out before everyone forgets what happened in the last one.
  4. Don't bite off more than you can chew - Have you ever gotten into a story only to find it abandoned for months because the author decided it was time to focus on one of the other 20 stories they currently have going on? It sucks. I know that you may have a bunch of great ideas and really want to roll with them, but it's better to put out a few great ideas one at a time than a hundred bad ones because you don't take the time to focus on any one in particular.
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Small Changes by Digitize27 reviews
Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,072 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 6,733 - Follows: 4,903 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 4,067 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 5,966 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Experiments in Empathy by Jasticus reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Rise of the black flames by maverick9871 reviews
This is the continuing of All because of a dress. Now exhiled, Naruto leads the black flames to destiny and beyone but is he ready for what must be done or will the flames consume everything including them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 4,596 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete