[HG/SS] AU: Neville's nervous twitch causes a really severe potions explosion that hits his lab partner, Hermione Granger. Her life is drastically changed forever. [Completely Crack]

At first, she was thought to be the king's bastard, his one mistake. She was a stranger in her own home. When she was gone, it felt like her family didn't care that she was. It hurt but she taught herself not to care. She stayed away until she had to go back. She went back to King's Landing, different from when she left. Her name was Joan. This is her tale.