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Hey there ! I'm 20 years old, French and understanding enough English to speak, read and watching English stuff. Most of the people say that I'm a positive, cheerful person with a really dark and sharp humour 3:) I think you can see that by yourself in my favorites but 99% of the stories I read are Dramiones and 100% are about HP (maybe it'll change but for now it's like that). What I am ? A owl Favorite color ? Blue, the only color that I like all the shades A phobia ? Snails I'm not a writer and I don't think I'll ever be one... so all of this biography is only for people who read my reviews I think x) Sooooo... I'm really sorry if some of my reviews look rude but I don't remember writing rude reviews so I think it's just a misunderstanding ... or it's me who don't know how to write :D If the review is a "3", it's just a heart and my computer don't like me so it just decide that you can only have the top of the heart xD Cheers ! Booonjour! J'ai 20 ans, Chuis française et comprend suffisamment l'anglais pour le parler, lire ou regarder des trucs anglais. La plupart des gens dise que je suis une personne positive, joyeuse avec un humour noir et la langue tres acerée 3:) Je pense que vous pouvez le voir tout seul en allant dans mes favoris mais 99% des ff que je lis sont des Dramiones et 100% sont dans l'univers de HP (ça changera peut-être un jour mais pour l'instant c'est comme ça). Que suis-je ? Un hibou Couleur préférée ? Le bleu, la seule couleur dont j'aime toutes les teintes Phobie ? Les escargots J'ai jamais rien écrit et je pense pas écrire un jour... donc toute cette bio sera sans doute lue uniquement par les personnes qui lisent mes reviews x) Donc... Chuis désolée si certaines de mes reviews ont l'air dures mais je me souviens pas en avoir écrit donc il y a sans doute un quiproquo...ou c'est moii qui sait pas écrire :D Si la review est un "3", C'est juste un coeur et mon ordi qui me déteste et qui a décidé que vous n'auriez que le haut du coeurt xD Haut les coeurs ! Bye Bye petit papillon! |
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I've Run Out Of Excuses (Granger Family Reunion) by lizzyrocks.m reviews
It's 2009, and it's been years since Hermione's seen anyone in her family aside from her parents, she doesn't think she's seen them since the summer after third year. Now, at 29, Hermione has run out of excuses to feed her parents on why she can't come to a Granger Family Reunion. How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,660 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Scorpius M.
L'homme de l'année by WaitingonDH reviews
OS Dramione : Chaque année la Gazette du Sorcier publie un numéro spécial sur le sorcier et la sorcière de l'année. Cette année Hermione doit écrire l'article sur le sorcier de l'année qui n'est autre que Drago Malefoy. Elle passera sa vie au crible et ils vont devoir se replonger dans un passé encore douloureux.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Despicable Dozen by AKxx reviews
A dozen despicable people are trapped on an isolated island. With no way off the island and a killer on the loose, the guests try to survive the paranoia and murders, while forming new relationships ... but perhaps with the wrong people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC - Complete
An Unconventional Confidence by mooncarrotpie reviews
AU. A Marriage Law is passed. Draco and Hermione have never met. A rainy afternoon changes that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Scarlett by Aliice-Slytherin reviews
Après un divorce douloureux et deux ans de frustration sexuelle Blaise Zabini s'était vu remettre la carte de Scarlett, une Call Girl de luxe, courtoisie d'un Drago excédé par son humeur massacrante. Jamais il n'aurait pu imaginer qu'appeler le numéro sur la carte le ramènerait vers la seule femme qu'il n'avait jamais pu oublier... GW/BZ - HG/DM - HP/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,614 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 3/28/2017 - [Blaise Z., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Oméga by IACB reviews
C'était à croire à un gag. Une caméra cachée. Déjà, le simple fait de se retrouver enfermée à clé le jour même de la fête de fin d'année relevait du cauchemar, mais l'être en compagnie de Draco Malfoy...le suicide était très clairement envisageable. UA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,505 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Know What You Did Last Christmas by lilyfanciesprongs reviews
She thought he was an absolute tosser, a no-good troublemaker who got on her nerves. He thought she was a stuck-up prig, a walking wet blanket who lived and breathed to make his life hell. And now they were all spending the Christmas holidays under one roof. Goodie. Scorpius/Rose with some Draco/Hermione. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Which Witch? by MrBenzedrine reviews
School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Winners Keepers by Aegis Xyston reviews
*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. Be Warned: There will be Peeves ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/18/2017 - Published: 4/12/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gate-Crashers by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione gets an invitation to her grandparents anniversary party she's dreading it due to her two cousins, whom she's never gotten along with. Hermione's best friends, Harry and Ron, and her secret boyfriend, Draco, all want to be there for her. Unbeknown to her they set out to gate-crash the party and be there for Hermione. Fun, lighthearted short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,509 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/23/2017 - Published: 2/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Just another reunion by dramionejelsa reviews
Draco Malfoy joins the 5th year Hogwarts reunion with his daughter in his arms. Nothing could go wrong, right? One mischief follows the other, and misunderstandings builds up lies until... "Corrections my friend."Draco spoke up as he raised his left hand, "I married her, Hermione Granger and had four deviously good looking kids with her."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
You're Such A Nerd by Just.Rainy reviews
This is the umpteenth time Hermione has walked in and seen Draco playing a video game of some sort. Now? It's time for retaliation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Happily Divorced by writerspassion18 reviews
A hug here. A kiss on the forehead there. Nothing bad could come out of being on good terms with your ex, right? (with angst and fluff strung in between :) (Winner of the Cotton Candy Award for Best Fluff in the Enchanted Awards Summer 2017)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,558 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Seasons of Love by MrBenzedrine reviews
Strictly Dramione 2017 Valentine's Day prompt: Hogwarts. Draco and Hermione as professors. "Will you ever let go of the past, Granger? I'm not that little boy anymore. People can change." - Draco Malfoy never realized how pretty Hermione Granger's smile actually was until she bumped into him again. Now, he can't get her out of his head, but she isn't falling for his charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall by NeverNik reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Le Contrat by IACB reviews
DM, célèbre jet-setter, doit protéger la dynastie Malfoy d'un énième scandale causé par son attitude indécente. HG doit entretenir son père malade mais croule sous les dettes. Qu'ils le veuillent ou non, il ne leur reste qu'une seule solution. Le Contrat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 569,923 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Wall by AmaliaIR reviews
Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Branches by LightofEvolution reviews
Narcissa is meddling, Draco is unnerved and Hermione is going to be an expert on trees... kind of. AU, EWE; Rating is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,063 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Souvenirs d'un futur lointain by Aliice-Slytherin reviews
Briseuse de maléfices, Hermione est chargée par le ministère de répertorier et examiner tous les objets de magie noire du défunt Lucius Malefoy. personne ne lui avait dit qu'elle risquait de faire un bond dans le futur avec nul autre que Drago Malefoy. Et ce qu'ils voient dans le futur les laisse bouche bée... DM/HG - HP/PP - GW/BZ. Rating M par précaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Quand il n'y en a plus, il y en a encore by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Après 109 chapitres, vous pensiez être débarrassés ? Et bien pas encore, car la suite d'Envers et Contre Eux est là. Comme son nom l'indique, quand il n'y en a plus, il y en a encore. Tout ce que vous vouliez savoir, tout ce qui est inachevé, c'est ici que vous le trouverez.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 213,954 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
SM: Ron's First Kiss by soulmaker reviews
Just a little snippet about how Ron Weasley got his first kiss from an unexpected Draco. Fourth year one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stultus Magicae by Gypsy Dreamcatcher reviews
Tumblr Prompt: "Well, this is most definitely not where I wanted to teleport, sorry for appearing in your bed at two in the morning"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Geek to Chic by DemonicWizard01 reviews
This is my take on the Granger Family Reunion. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bruises by champagne for the pain reviews
Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Sleep Tonight by champagne for the pain reviews
Blaise has had enough of Draco and Hermione's constant shagging. Poor Blaise trope ftw!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
The Valentines' Day Getaway by Irish Thorn reviews
It's Valentines' Day weekend and Hermione seems to have forgotten the date. Can Draco jog her memory?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets by mysoulrunswithwolves reviews
Basically Blaise is the only one who knows that Draco and Hermione are dating and like, nobody else will believe him when he tries to say something about it and he feels like he's being punished for something he did in a past life. ONE-SHOT Hogwarts AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Un Air de Famille by Bewitch-Tales reviews
A l'aube de leur onzième anniversaire, Anaïa Granger & Kylian Malefoy se rencontrent pour la première fois. Excès de rébellion ou simple besoin d'amitié, ils choisissent de se moquer de ces noms qui les séparent... Que ça plaise ou non à leurs parents, ils seront amis. Et risqueront ainsi de découvrir une vérité qu'aucun n'aurait jamais pu imaginer. Dramione Post-Poudlard. FINIE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 658,938 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snowman Shenanigans by scarlettcat reviews
The Golden Trio's final Christmas at Hogwarts is a fairy tale come to true. Too bad it involves having to save an ungrateful git.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The problem with Granger's by emmaaalg reviews
Hermione Granger has to go to a family party, but what happens when her snobby Aunt and cousin try to ruin her relationship? DM/HG. SEQUEL UP NOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wife Material by Brightki reviews
Hermione Granger, English Lit student, runs into a shady character in the library one day and after attempting to avoid him, finds herself sabotaged by her best friend and coerced into a date with the man: Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Envers et contre eux by Loufoca-Granger reviews
"Il avait besoin de Granger pour tenir…et pour espérer réussir sa mission. Car comment était-il censé réussir quelque chose de si dur…de quasi impossible même, sans personne sur qui se défouler !" Avant Drago la détestait. Puis il y a eu cette mission, imposée par Voldemort. Maintenant, il la déteste toujours, mais il y a quelque chose en plus...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 692,506 - Reviews: 7112 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Between the Shelves by cleotheo reviews
Fred and George's new listening device causes a stir when they reveal it to a portion of the Order and play back some conversations they've picked up. Fun, light hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Expecto Patronum by brownhairedlass reviews
Hermione comes home from work to find her husband in a funny mood. How can he be happy and upset at the same time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dialogue de sourds by Sybou reviews
"Tu es un enfoiré Malefoy ! " ," Et toi une connasse. Tu vois qu'on est fait l'un pour l'autre ! "
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Formal Introductions by MissAndie reviews
So it's the formidable Granger family reunion. The one that's been written about seven billion times. Please read it anyway! Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 152 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16150 - Favs: 27,042 - Follows: 15,387 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shocker for the Family by Zuzu136 reviews
Hermione Granger never liked family gatherings. She was always plain bookworm with no business ambitions, her cousins always more perfect than her. That image is going to change soon! It is not original idea, there are few similar stories in here, believe me, I know. But it was stuck in my head for long time and I gave it a go. One-shot! Reviews are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not A Care In The World by WillowIce reviews
"..apparently Draco was very keen." "What did you say?" she asked quickly, refusing to believe her own ears "I said, Draco told Daddy he was keen on joining us tonight" Short, Dramione one-shot set at a Granger family reunion. R&R Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Years Later by aForgottenWeasley reviews
Hermione's Hogwarts reunion is coming up and she hasn't seen her friends for ten years. How will they take it when they find out she not only has a daughter, but she married the man they all grew up hating? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Les Z'amours de Drago et Hermione by Loufoca-Granger reviews
Drago et Hermione participent au célèbre jeu télévisé les Z'amours. Et qu'est ce que cela donne ? Lisez et vous saurez ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 326 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
S'ils en avaient décidé autrement by Morgane 2 toi reviews
Notre histoire, notre famille, nos amis font de nous ce que nous sommes... Que serait devenu Draco si dès la 1ère année, Hermione lui avait tendu la main ? Et qu'ils en avaient décidé autement ? épilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,044 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete