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Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?”

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!

Love My Mommy:

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this.