Well, what is it?

No seriously, what the heck is the purpose of this? Write a long summary? Nope. Nada. Not going to happen. Have a few sentences:

I write because it's fun for me, and helps alleviate stress. I'm an American junior in high school, with plans to major in English and Education once I get into college. That doesn't mean I can't write as terribly as a dying walrus hopped on glitter glue. If you ever need a guy who can go from sounding like Megatron to what can only be called a retarded toad rather seamlessly you know who to call (Please don't). So people do lists of stuff for these, right? Let's give that a whack, eh?

Things I hate When reading

1. Fucking Mary Sues.

2. Fucking. That's it. Why write that stuff? "These two characters are clearly developing feelings for each other, how can I emphasize that? I know! I'll make 'em shag!"

3. Draconian characters. Not incidents, but people built to be an asshole. They can go rot in a desert made of Legos being chased by wild honey badgers.

Things I love When reading

1. Romance. Not what I said above, but the good kind. Like having two characters develop feelings for each other over a story, and not having to bounce the bed to emphasize it.

2. "A certain balance of the humors..." In seriousness I love when I see people seamlessly slide bits of joviality into stories that are normally hyper-serious.

3. Puns. All of the puns. Never enough puns.

Did I do good with the summary stuffs? Probably not, but who cares? I doubt people actually read these. I'd be shocked if someone does.