okay so here's me:

my name is Jessica, or Jessi, or Jessei, (whatever.)
i don't like my name. Jessiee, which in case you haven't noticed, almost all the "bad boys" in books and movies are named Jessie and that really bugs me. 0_0
i've got darker blonde hair, short with side bangs, blue/green eyes, moderatly tall and fit.
i dance at A Dance Acadamy four nights a week and love it.
i am obsessd with Scrubs and i've seen almost every episode ever. (JD is my soulmate)
i live in Ohio, wonderful middle of nowhere.
i go to a non-denominational church, and i'm a baptist.
i supported Barrack Obama during election time, but i'm really a republican;
and that seems to be a contraversey, so i just say i'm independant.
i have a white maltese named Kelly.
i want to be a journalist involved in photagraphy specificaly when i'm older.
i get mainly B's in Jr. High.
i think Demetri Martin is hilarious.
my favorite sports teams are Ohio State, Cavs, Browns, and Indians.
my favorite color is teal.
i have 6 best friends, Maddy, Madaline, Gabby, Emily, Lynea, and Kirsten.
i've got one older brother and sister, Jenny and Evan.
i don't know what else to put? um...
i like penut butter, knee socks...
mirrors edge is my favorite video game.
life as we knew it and Jeremy Fink and the meaning of life are my favorite books.
Cream soda is my favorite soda, but i can't find it anywhere.
i would read and write more if i was patient enough.
i am an arachnaphobic. (however it's spelled.)
i'm clean soap wise, but i'm so disorganized i'm like the anti-OCD.
you'll always see me wearing converse.
i can't stand the color pink.
i love the cold, and the snow makes me smile. :)
the summer is almost gross to me. too many bugs. (but no school.)

anyhoo, thanks for reading.

here are my two friends profiles from fanfiction. Maddy, (babybluepineapple) and Gabby, (inulover227)

babybluepineapple:

My name is Maddy/Sonny
I'm a Jr. high school student,
who is obsessed with the amazing USA' shows
psych and white collar.
I really loved Monk too.
I love animals,
and I have 3 horses, 2 dogs, and a cat.
I really am a cowgirl, and
my favorite thing to do race my horse
I am a member of 4-H,
and my club is a big family
dido for my church group,
and my school friends
2 of which-dancer85 and inulover227- are authors
I am a massive reader,
but I've just recently started writing.
My favorite book
is 'The Hunger Games'
My favorite movie is
Benny and Joon, Push, or Star wars
I love the game Mirror's Edge
I'm a person of habit.
You can almost never find me out of a pair of blue jeans,
and my favorite hoodie.
I am kind of OCD.
I hate the cold,
but love the rain
My family is crazy(literally),
but I love them
My favorite food is uncooked rice,
and frozen sweet peas
I can't stand it when people curse or swear
(unless it's in a book or a movie etc.)
I love to sprint,
but my school track coach frightens me
I love theater,
but I can't sing to save my life
I'm naturally a happy person
unless my sister is involved
I have brown hair, and brown eyes
I'm fairly tall, and so-so skinny
and I love fan fiction!

inulover227:

Name: Gabby!

Hair Color: Idk

Eye Color: Honeslty, I don't know I can't see them!

Life Motto: Sanity and Happiness are an impossible combination. --Mark Twain

Fav. Couple: Inuyasha + Kagome!

Location: Need-to-know basis

(yeah, gabby is more brief.)

don'tcha love my bffs?

Why StErEoTyPeS are the flaw in this world...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be ANOREXIC.

I'm EMO, so I MUST CUT MY WRISTS.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a GUN.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a DITZ.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST SMOKE WEED.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST EAT CAT.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be SEXY.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a SEX-TAPE.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST HATE THE WORLD.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be EVIL and have NO MORALS.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not BELIEVE in BEING RESPONSIBLE.

I'm INDEPENDANT, so i MUST care too much WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be WHITE TRASH.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I live in the PLAINS so I must be a COWBOY/GIRL.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to GET INTO YOUR PANTS.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a BAD DRINKING PROBLEM.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a CONVENIENCE STORE.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire SCREAMING LIKE A SAVAGE.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be STUPID, STUCK UP, and a WHORE. :( that ones the worst.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a SLUT

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do DRUGS.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a CONCEITED SNOB.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a GOTH or EMO.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my SPARE TIME ROLLING CIGARS.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a HOME-WRECKING WHORE.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an IRRESPONSIBLE SLUT.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my SOCKS with my SANDALS.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTION/IRANIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a VIRGIN.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have NO SOCIAL LIFE.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be LOOKING FOR ATTENTION.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a HOMOSEXUAL.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a CRAZY POLITICAL ACTIVIST.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be FUCKING THEM ALL

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a HOE.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a DRUG DEALER.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a POSER

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be COOL and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a NAZI.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PORTO RICAN, so I MUST LOOK GOOD and be CONCEITED.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be GREEDY.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be LAZY.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST LIKE LLAMAS.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be GOING in the WRONG DIRECTION.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be PRUDE.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be VIOLENT.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be UGLY or CRAZY

I'm BLACK so I MUST love FRIED-CHICKEN and KOOL-AID.

I’m TALL so I MUST be GAWKY and a FREAK.

I'm BI so I MUST think EVERY GIRL I see is HOT.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be UGLY.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST HATE HOMOSEXUALS.

I'm MIXED so I must be FUCKED UP.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am PALE so I MUST be EMO.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a DORK. (but i am. (: that's the only steriotype that i not nessesarily agree with but i don't argue it.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be PERFECT.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'M BLACK

I'm GOTH so I MUST WORSHIP the DEVIL.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be RICH.

I have a WEIRD LAUGH so I MUST be CRAZY or STUPID.

I am OG so I MUST be MEXICAN.

I have GINGER HAIR and I’M A GIRL so I MUST be AVOIDED at ALL COSTS, BULLIED until my life is NOT WORTH LIVING, and FORCED to CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP at night BECAUSE there is NO ONE I can TALK TO.

I have GUY FRIENDS so I MUST DROOL OVER all of THEM.

I don’t do my HOMEWORK so I MUST be a BURN-OUT.

I listen to an IPOD so I MUST be a WANNABE.

I dont DO WELL IN P.E. so I MUST be a NERD.

POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS MESSED UP! IGNORE IT IF YOU ARE ONE WHO AGREES WITH THESE.

relient k is my favorite band. check out some of their best! there a christian low-key rockish type of band. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zKHt9X2zl this one is called candlelight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0YP6S7Nq0k this one is savannah

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_QP6U8LsaY this one is Sahara, a little more daring than their usual.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

So on with it!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR STILL A KID INSIDE, NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE!

my favorite band is Relient k. check out some of there best!