The Potter and Snape family had been neighbours since before the children were born. This summer, Harry has come home from his first year away at University and develops an interesting relationship with Severus in the process. Story is loosely based off its song inspiration, Stacy's Mom, by Fountains of Wayne. [Non-Magic, AU, Serious Smut, M rating for a good reason]

"None of us are fine! You don't just go through everything we've been through and come out fine!" he yelled looking around at them. "You're content to just sit here and pretend that everything is fine," he seethed. "But you are the furtherest thing from fine!" [unconventional PostWar fic dealing mostly with the Slytherins] [marriagelaw fic][ALL Non Cannon Pairings] [EWE] [Dramione]