Ardichoke - from Artichoke, geddit? Whatever. My friend made that up.

Alright, I'm Ardianty Dharmawan. Call me Anty. Indonesian, but spent the latter eight years of my life in the Middle-East and loving it. Thirteen, going on fourteen as of May 7th 2011.

Funny reason why I'm putting my profile under-renovation:

I forgot which story it was, but a dear reviewer commented on it. Oh, it was a nice remark, and I got really enthusiastic about it. I replied back, 'thanks' and so forth, expecting no answer. I thought that was the end. Until she (or he) wrote me a message, saying:

'I just read your profile. It would for a smiley be 'notimpressedplz'. T_T'

Well, if you ever do check on my profile again, I just want to say, thank you for cracking me up and inspiring me to change my quite low profile. :)

Now, then, about what I write:

Well, rubbish, actually. I never write any useful stories, if you can call Hetalia fanfictions one. USUK is my main bromance pairing. I'm a corrupt young child. Shame on me.

Expect no other fanfictions, folks. I don't have many fandoms right now which could be turned into fanfics. I have just recently turned into a FIFA fan, but how am I supposed to write a fic about that?

FIFA: A Tale of Two Nations with the pairing Kaka x Messi?

Just kidding. I could do a Hetalia cross-over but not until another four years. I warned you I was a corrupt young child. Shame on me.

'Men are built of words. Wouldn't you say this was true? Men are defined by the words they use, and I have always said so!'
...Bitterly, I said, 'Men are defined by their actions, Mr. Siringo. Yours define a bully and a liar.'

--So Brave, Young, and Handsome; Leif Enger

Thanks for reading my profile, the few of you who do bother click on my name and look thoroughly through it.