![]() Well about me...there isn't alot...I have great friends that I would do anything 4 & im kind of random. I like speaking my mind and I hate it when guys think there better then me just bc I'm a girl. I don't let no 1 tell me what i can & can not do so yeah thats me!! Age: 19 What i look like: I have brown hair with blond in it(i use to be just a blond though) I'm about 5'6 and I'm pretty tall with baby blue eyes Where I'm At: Wouldn't you like to know Books: I like all kinds of book but the ones i like the most are Supernatural with a little romance in it. Movies: Just about any movie there is to many to write but I like supernatural with romance & adventure in it. T.V.: Doctor Who, NCIS, Alice, White Collar, Supernatural, House, In Plain Sight, Burn Notice, True Blood, Psych, Sonny With A Chance, Eureka, Ghost Hunters, The Vampire Diaries. Fav. Couples: Doctor Who 1. Rose/10 Doctor 2. Jack/Donna NCIS 1. Tony/Ziva 2.McGee/Abby 3. Gibbs/Jenny 4. Ari/Kate Alice(2009 SYFI version) 1. Alice/Hatter Twilight 1. Bella/Emmett 2. Bella/Jasper 4.Rosalie/Edward 5. Esme/Carlisle Sonny With A Chance 1. Sonny/Chad Vampire Diaries 1. Damon/Elena(Best couple in the world!!) 2. Stefan/Bonnie A TRUE BOYFRIEND When she walks away from you mad True Friends A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A BEST friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you find your prince. A BEST friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will help you move. A BEST friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A BEST friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you "Who do I have to kill?" A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" A good friends will bail you out of jail, but best friends will be sitting beside you saying "Don't worry, I'll kill the spider." Funny Quotes Life is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..." When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream "I WANT CHOCOLATE!" Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up. I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil? I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM' My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. When in doubt, make words up! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not. Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Welcome to the internet! Pants optional. If I throw a stick, will you go away? The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was. Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a Greek god. Dinosaurs extinction WASN'T an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Leave the sarcasm up to me. Really. It doesn't suit you. I don't SUFFER from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it! My little voices assure me, I'm quite normal. Did you just call me a bh? Well, a bh is a dog, a dog bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thanks :) Anti- Homework. It hurts trees. It's such a beautiful day. I think I'll skip my medications... My best friend has the best best friend. I'm so jealous. Some of my time goes into sleeping, working, and eating. The rest of my time goes into looking for the thing I had just a minute ago. Now where did my iPod vanish...? I love my computer. My friends live in it. :) Come to the dark side. We have cookies. We're the type of friends who don't know why we start laughing. So we laugh harder. Why does it seem as though all of our parents walked to school up hills in snow? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. You're just jealous, 'cuz the little voices are talking to ME! I'm a ninja in disguise. I will- OW, that table just jumped out at me! I didn't trip, I said hello to the wall with my face. Screw my age! I'm going trick or treating! Now where is that little pink bucket...? You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us...I'm tripping you. I don't have an attention span problem! I just- do you like waffles? Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die. I think I'm looking at you. I see dumb people. Who is this "life" person, and where does he get all these lemons!? So many stupid people, so little duct tape. I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as me. I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly? For a second there, I was actually bored to death! For art, everyone drew houses and lakes and sunsets. I scribbled on the page, made a big mess, and titled it "The Economy." I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. Your anger... it amuses me. There is a fine line between perfectionism and OCD. I have erased and redrawn it because it wasn't straight enough. I may be a cute penguin, but as soon as I get you alone, I will eat you. Sarcastic? Me? Of course not. I'm far too ditzy to understand the complexities of mockery. I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us? The glass isn't half empty. It isn't half full. It's just a glass with water. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. |
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