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 Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Fairy Tales, Supernatural, Captain America, and Paperman. I swear, one of these days I will get around to writing something. Let me start off by saying I am really sorry I haven't updated this thing in forever, but I have not abandoned this account. Things just kinda got away from me. For the longest time, I didn't feel like writing, then I lost a lot of my half written stories which kinda upset me, so I used that as an excuse to not write even more, then I told myself I would write and I didn't and ugh. And when I went back here to reread my unfinished stories to see how I could continue them, I could not stop cringing. Bleh. I really am sorry for all these excuses and how long it's been and how I keep breaking all these promises. I don't pay as much attention to the notifications I get on here, but you can guilt trip me on my Tumblr if you want: The AO3 account I never really use: Update: Currently working on some Stucky stuff and a fluffy lil thing for Jily that just won't come out right (I am very frustrated but very determined not to scrap it). Building up the nerve to return to old projects. ~uuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ | |||||||
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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 227,696 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Icing on Top of the Cake by welcometonerdworld reviews
Modern AU Jily/Marauders: In which there is no war, Lily is a Muggle, and the Marauders set up a bakery. Cover art by viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/11/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
If You Love Me by TheWhisperedLie reviews
Apparently, there was a much more concerning, more infuriating issue at hand, and Erik had every intention of dealing with it. "If I love you?" Erik turned to glare at Christine, making full eye contact. He noted with mild satisfaction the slight bob of her throat as she swallowed, obviously aware of his anger.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Anathema by Broken-Vow reviews
Through heartbreak and trial, Christine must learn to trust and grow under the guidance of a sinister and deadly guardian.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 193,075 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Der Erlkönig by gravity01 reviews
It is simple, really. Something was stolen from Erik. He wants it back. And he will stop at nothing until he gets it. EC. Eventually Modern.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,147 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
How To Save a Life by DreamInVintage reviews
How Dally and Johnny meet. And how they become friends. And how Johnny becomes the only person Dally cares about. And vice versa. And how Johnny dies. And how everything falls apart.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
The Time Being by tenrousei-kuroi reviews
Christmas 1973: One by one, Bellatrix sends her angels to their absolution. Rated for imagery/concepts. Characters: Bellatrix, Sirius, Regulus, Rodolphus, Rabastan, and Narcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Sirius B., Regulus B.] [Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L.] - Complete
Commentator by our dancing days reviews
"Mr Black, this is supposed to be an un-biased, just commentary." ... "If you wanted that, Minnie, you should have hired a Hufflepuff."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Night and Day by C.Queen reviews
Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,123 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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All the Difference reviews
5 times Lily notices James is different and 1 thing that hasn't changed at all. / A quiet fic focusing on James's seventh year character development, and Lily's views on it. Not very story shaped, just a series of small moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Paper Hearts reviews
Just my take on the post-credits scene, and what might have happened after. "'You know,' she says, lingering on the steps of her apartment building. 'In Japan, they say that folding a thousand paper cranes gets you a wish.' George smiles at that. 'I guess in New York, paper planes do the trick.'"
Paperman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015 - George, Meg - Complete
All Again for You reviews
"'Til the end of the line,' Bucky had promised once, a long time ago. But now that they're finally here, he has no choice but to drag himself back to the start." Quick stucky drabble loosely based on Madoka Magika.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
A Thousand Deaths reviews
Every time the light fades out of Dean's eyes, Castiel feels himself die as well. 8x17 based. Slight Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Safe reviews
Castiel knows one thing: he won't hurt Dean. A different way the crypt scene could've gone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rhyme Time reviews
In which James sends Lily a poem, Lily sends James another poem, and then they're engaged in a poetry war. All James knows is that if he plays his cards right, he can (just maybe) get Evans to go out with him. "My poems are awesome/I'll make you see/In the meantime do you/Want to go to Hogsmeade with me? -James" Jily fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oranges reviews
James just wanted an orange. Only problem is, he can't get that bloody peel off. "Magic! Are you saying that I, the Stupendously Amazing and Magnificent James Potter, conqueror of worlds, hero of the universe, destroyer of Slytherins, should give in to a puny orange and use magic!" Jily towards the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Fall From Grace reviews
"The fact that they compare her to the devil doesn't bother her as much as the way they liken themselves to angels." A one-shot dealing with the aftermath of Andromeda's disgrace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
How to be a Marauder reviews
Ruby Mante- A girl who became a Marauder through sheer luck and chance. If you want to read her life story, sure, go right ahead. It's not like that's an invasion of her privacy or anything. Go ahead. Let all the pain and joy and suffering she's gone through entertain you. Go on! It's not like you have anything better to do than read about someone you've never even met! ...Sicko.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - OC, Marauders
A Fangirl's Ode to Destiel reviews
Just a short, silly little poem about Destiel. '"I'm hunted, I've rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you"? What does that suggest but love that's true?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Masquerade reviews
He's trapped, you see, in the spinning, beautiful madness of the masquerade- a face in a sea of masks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Sirius B., Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Silencing Spell reviews
'Ah, such cruel words from such beautiful lips. Your words are like poison arrows that pierce through my heart.' "If you're going to be melodramatic, Potter, at least use a better metaphor", Lily said, jotting down a name on her chart. 'It was actually a simile, dear Lilyflower. Do try and keep up.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cinderella reviews
Summary- If you know what you're doing, one night's all you need to fall in love. "I'm not alone- there's you", he shrugged. "I don't count. I'm nobody", I said quickly. "A nobody you should really forget insulted you." Now a multi-chaptered story, as promised!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014
Days of the Week reviews
"What?" the pudgy boy asked groggily. "What'd I miss?" "Sirius orders Witch Weekly for the hair tips, Remus gets to cut off Sirius's pinky, and Sirius is Friday", James listed. A quick one-shot about the Marauders, and the days of the week.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Marauders - Complete
White and Black reviews
"And so she stood between a dark knight and a white knight- a white knight with shining armour and a white horse loyally waiting for him by the trees. She looks towards the white knight, and he calls his horse forth. She glances over to the dark knight. She doesn't recognise him." - Jily, in a way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hero reviews
I could've been a hero.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Christine
The White Sheep reviews
On the Black family tree, there are seven different scorch marks where names used to be. Seven different stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
Coke or Pepsi? reviews
Lily and James attempt to solve an age old question- Coke or Pepsi?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'm a Jedi! reviews
Have you ever wondered how Muggle-born children reacted when they learned that they had magic? Just a short, silly little fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Albus D.