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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

...I LOVE MUSIC,

I am a proud Band Geek.

I'm totally not weird.

Yeah, as you can see, I love harry potter and band and I often use words that aren't actually words...

I don't really remember what I read, but some of my favorite books/series are:

Harry Potter (obviously)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series

Heroes of Olympus Series

Gallagher Girls Series by Ally Carter

Warriors by Erin Hunter

The Missing Series by Margaret Peterson Haddix

Double Identity by M.P. Haddix

Turnabout by M.P. Haddix

A bunch of other books by Margaret Haddix


TOP TEN FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS (Besides Golden Trio):

1) Ron Weasley. "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced in front of him naked or in Dobby's tea cosy."

2) Fred and George. 'When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him.

Fred and George turned to each other and said together, "Wow- we're identical!"

"I dunno, though, I think I'm still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.'

3) Dobby the House-Elf. "Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy/and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!/ Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy-Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!"

4) Severus Snape. "Always."

5) Luna Lovegood. "Being different isn't a bad thing; it means you're brave enough to be yourself."

6) Sirius Black. “Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.”

7) Neville Longbottom. 'There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr. Neville Longbottom." - Albus Dumbledore to Neville Longbottom.

8) Regulus Black. "I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret."

9) Hagrid. "Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do."

10) Colin Creevey. "Dennis! Dennis! See that boy down there? The one with the black hair and glasses? See him? Know who he is, Dennis?"

TOP TEN PJO & HOO FAVORITE CHARACTERS (Besides Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase):

1) Grover Underwood

2) Thalia Grace

3) Leo Valdez

4) Tyson

5) Frank Zhang

6) Apollo

7) Gleeson Hedge

8) Luke Castellan

9) Nico di Angelo

10) Silena Beauregard


95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.8% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.2% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.2% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.


I Promise to Remember...

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter


NORMAL PEOPLE: Say "I do'' when getting married.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Say "Always" when getting married

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ask for phones, money, etc. for their birthday.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Ask for owls and brooms for their birthday.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Swear when they're mad at someone.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Say a hex or an Unforgivable Curse when they're mad at someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

HARRY POTTER FANS: say Merlin’s Pants!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

HARRY POTTER FANS: Pick up a stick and attempt to fight back.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t run into walls.

HARRY POTTER FANS: Platform 9 3/4, here we come! (Yup. I ended up breaking my nose. No biggie.)


DEDICATED TO MY HOUSE: Slytherin

"The reason we'd rather save our own skin is because we'd rather live to fight another day and save more people, than die today and doom everyone tomorrow."

SLYTHERIN means you never have to say sorry. (If you are a true Slytherin, most of all this will probably apply to you!)

Do these thoughts ever run through your head?

1) It isn't cheating if they never catch you.

2) I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

3) That was a mean, low, sneaky underhand trick!...And I'm quite pleased with myself!

4) Snape = A Slytherin who died like a Slytherin

5) You can have anything you want-but you're not taking it from me.

6) I'm, not scared of dying. I just don't want to.

7) If you're my friend or ally, I'll stick up for you no matter what. If you're my enemy, I'll make sure I'll win against you no matter what.

8) Don't hate us because we're beautiful. Hate us because we kick your ass at everything!

9) Who are you and why should I care?

RAVENCLAW: We're staying out of it

HUFFLEPUFF: We're ignoring it

GRYFFINDOR: We're dealing with it.

SLYTHERIN: We….might have started it

You know you're a Slytherin when...

1. You get very angry if your slumber is disturbed

2. You've got a plan A. And if plan A doesn't work out, you've got plan *. If Plan B through z don't work out, you'll implement plan z/acorn/alpha/49. And if THAT doesn't work out, you'll bring out plan A/apple/37………

3. The hallways part for you like the Red Sea

4. You don't care who wins, so long as you're standing next to them when they do

5. You’re extremely blunt, and you believe it’s for the best.

6. You think it’s funny when other people injure themselves, but only if it’s harmless...because if they actually got hurt, you’d have to waste time worrying about them instead of thinking about yourself.

7. You don’t bother with small talk.

8. You don’t pretend to like someone if you think they suck.

9. You rooted for Snape from the beginning.

10. You're actually very nice……but only when no one is looking

11. Sometimes when people start crying, you start laughing because you feel uncomfortable and you don’t know what else to do.

12. You never like anybody’s Instagram photos but they always like yours.

13. You avoid talking about feelings at all costs.

14. You roll your eyes during cheesy dialogue in romantic comedies.

15. You’re good at manipulating people.

16. You’ve never been described as “bubbly” or “perky.” And you would hate it if you were.

17. You'd rather sit in silence than converse over something frivolous

18. Your pranks always end with someone in the hospital wing

19. The only part of the library you know by heart is the restricted section

20.………and those books are too tame for you…

21. You are the least-liked house and yet you still nearly win the house cup every year

22. There's never any evidence...

23. Your friends have told you before that you’re totally a Slytherin, and instead of being offended, you were flattered.

24. Your father will hear about this!

25. You are fuckin awesome!

26. You repost this onto your profile.

(I'm a Slytherin on Pottermore and I never let anyone forget it XD)


I LOVE PERCY JACKSON TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZEUS

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution
You do what’s best for everyone
You were voted Class President
You like being in charge

You love showing off

You are Aqua phobic

You like plane rides

You dream about flying often

3/10

POSEIDON

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis (Or swim in your own pool)
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc (not that I don't.. I just have never had the opportunity to do more then swim.)
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane
You feel at home in the water
You never get seasick
You swim professionally
You are acrophobic
You hate seafood(Never ever...no...just no...)

2/10

HADES

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You’re not that much of a people person
You spend at least half your time alone
You like listening to loud music
You feel most active at night
You like staying in the dark
You like to keep to yourself
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal

6/10

DEMETER

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
You have a special connection with animals
You love going to flower shops
You’re an environmentalist
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb
You own a garden
You’re a vegetarian

5/10

ARES

You don’t always think before you do something
You’re a very aggressive type of person
You have/had anger management
You don’t take crap from anybody
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say
You like reading about war
You like watching wrestling
You often start fights
You’re competitive

6/10

ATHENA

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis
You think knowledge is more useful than strength, but not as common
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You think it would be better if you were the President
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You have a huge shelf of books at home
You’re the teacher’s pet in your class

7/10

APOLLO

You like listening to all kinds of music in general (Well, just not country...)
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes
You can play at least 3 musical instruments
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You’re very creative and artistic
You like going to art museums
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry/writing

9/10, YUP. KNEW IT.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters (well, duh!)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You spend most of your time outdoors
You like the moon better than the sun
You love to move around the place
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You dislike boys in general
You can shoot targets
You love wild animals
You like silver

7/10, eh.

HEPHAESTUS

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter
You have your own toolbox
Metalworking is your forte
You have a way with tools
You aren’t afraid of fire
You’re a techie

0/10 Wow okay...

APHRODITE

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis
Your motto is 'It’s never a party without me'
Every person of opposite gender swoons for you
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
You’re always at the front of every trend
You never experience a bad hair day
You’re often invited to parties
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good

6/10

HERMES

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You like making witty and sarcastic statements
You’re the best speaker in the class
You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re inventive and resourceful
You consider yourself restless
You often start arguments
You’ve never lost a debate
You’re a speed demon
You’re a prankster

9/10, sweet.

DIONYSUS

You like going to social events and mingling with people
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You think that too much of anything is bad
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You like trying out new food
You’re the life of the party
You’re a foodie
You like wine

3/10

YUP. DEFINITELY APOLLO.


Best Quotes Ever!!

“If your life has no problems, you're not really living it.” - Ryan Higa

"Dark times lie ahead of us, and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right." - Albus Dumbledore

“'How did you die?'

"We er...drowned in a bathtub.'

"All three of you?'

"It was a big bathtub.' Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood and Charon

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” - Sally Jackson

“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.” Luna Lovegood, The Order of the Phoenix

“If you always say no, you'll never say yes.” - Ryan Higa

"If you always do what you've always done you will always get what you've always got." - Some random person

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.” - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

“The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.” Annabeth Chase, Mark of Athena

“There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it.” Athena

"We do not need magic to change the world-we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already." J.K. Rowling

"'The spiders….they want me to tap dance. And I don't want to tap dance!"

'You tell those spiders, Ron.'" Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter (YOU GO, RON!!!)

“If you are anything like me, that sucks.” - Ryan Higa

"Once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return." - Leonardo Da Vinci

“He might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I mustn't get my hopes up.” - Sirius Black

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Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow during the Triwizard tournament, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...slow-burn Draco/OC. Swearing. Spoilers in Reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 1,438,084 - Reviews: 4496 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
ĹẸĞÃČЎ: ŤĮϻẸĹẸŜŜ by Blue741776 reviews
Out on the abandoned beaches dwells a family, a family with past, a family with history, with legacy. But not all of it is positive, and with the parents rooted in the sandy shores, how far will their young kit go to follow up the past? And what exactly is it that leads her forward? Sequel to ĻËĠÄĊŸ.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 312,680 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Complete
100 OneShot Book by Prin Pardus reviews
100 One-shots of various themes selected by yours truly, ranging from love to hate to happiness to sorrow to loss, and everything in between. You can still join in if you want, so long as you follow the rules!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,022 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 6/11/2010
The Magic of Theatre by cautionarytale reviews
SQ Hogwarts AU - Muggle Studies Professor Emma Swan wants to put on a play at Hogwarts. Minerva McGonagall agrees to allow it only if Potions Master Regina Mills agrees to participate as well.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,612 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Fading Shadows by Blue741776 reviews
After two mysterious deaths, ThunderClan becomes divided and sides are set up. Lines are drawn, crossed, and redrawn. As a new leader struggles to keep her Clan together through the dangerous moons, a little cat is working her magic in the faded shadows of memory... Sequel to 'Blue Shadows.'
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,869 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Wait Till My Father Hears About This by tinylexie reviews
This is for Round 14 for alyssialui's Twister Challenge. In this round, we had to choose a task. I chose to do "Write about getting someone else's mail." Summary: After Lucius gets tired of receiving nothing but letters of complaints from his son, Draco's owl is forced to deliver the letters to someone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
ƬΉΣ PӨIƧӨПΣD ΛПD ƬΉΣ PЦЯΣ by Swyfte reviews
Within PureClan, the poison known as love is forbidden. The Warrior Code abolishes it. It decrees love as a weakness-the penalty for falling under its influence is death. But however much love may be endangered, it is not dead yet.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,727 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Blue Shadows by Blue741776 reviews
It is relaxed times for the clans, prey is plentiful and seasons are pleasant, but secrets and betrayals are found in every clan, and the clans are vulnerable for cats with mis-guided ambition, while one cat has to chose between saving her clan or her own dark ambitions. I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. Bad grammar and spelling in the beginning, gets much better.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 463,922 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
If Wishes Were Fishes by Looney Loopy Laura reviews
When Lily Evans discovers an abandoned wishing well in the Forbidden Forest, sixth year at Hogwarts is about to get a lot more interesting. Lily and her two best friends struggle to keep The Well a secret from the rest of the school while they unravel its mysteries, but with the Marauders determined to find out what the girls are hiding, nobody's secrets are safe for too long...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 181,032 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
The Green Eyed Delinquent by kazoquel4 reviews
When Percy Jackson is arrested yet again for vandalizing public property, his mom finally cracks. He's sent across the country to live with his father for a year- the father who abandoned him at birth. When he meets his know-it-all neighbor Annabeth Chase, things just get worse for the green eyed delinquent. But when sparks start to fly between the two, what will happen? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,251 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hotter Than Me by Ramblesx reviews
Rated T for a shirtless Leo Valdez. "About one house away from where I was walking, an old lady was setting down a pie on her windowsill. My mouth dropped in shock. But, seriously? People really do that? It was like something out of a movie. A mischievous smile etched across my face. I had to have that pie." Turns out that you shouldn't grab hot metal after it had been heated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Hogwarts Confessional by Looney Loopy Laura reviews
Lily Evans and her three best friends make up one of the most popular and powerful groups in Hogwarts, the Clique. They have it all: brains, beauty, charm, and a school full of admirers. But what happens when an innocent idea for amusement becomes destructive as it tears the entire school apart? Throw in a few Marauders and they've got themselves quite a year ahead of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,594 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Looney Loopy Laura reviews
I know the truth, and so do they. James Potter is dead because of me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11623 - Favs: 11,068 - Follows: 9,496 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Castle of Potters by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
If Severus Snape had indeed lived through The Second War and had kept his job as a professor... What would his initial reaction to each of Harry Potter's children be? A "Snape Lives" piece!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2013 - James S. P., Albus S. P., Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
C H I L L E D by Prin Pardus reviews
The first chill of leafbare is the most deadly; it is this chill that kills more than any other. The first betrayal is the most damaging; it is the act that shatters bonds of trust and kinship, crushing even the strongest heart, tearing Clans apart.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 522,217 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Any Means Necessary by Pinklove21 reviews
Haymitch brought home a Victor in the 73rd Hunger Games. This is a story of that person's first year mentoring, and their tribute is coming home. There is no other option.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,358 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
S H A T T E R E D by Prin Pardus reviews
Shards come together to form a whole, cats come together to create a Clan, lives come together to form a story.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 339,900 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,426 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Snatched: The Story of Snowkit by Prin Pardus reviews
Snowkit was always assumed dead by ThunderClan. But what if he wasn't? What if StarClan took him away from the Clan that would have never given him a chance? What if he had a greater destiny than anyone in ThunderClan could have believed?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,597 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Suddenly I See by solitaireclay07 reviews
I turned to the first page and saw the words 'UNTITLED' by Ivy E. Bennett. Who the hell is Ivy E. Bennett? Well, I intend to find out. Companion piece to Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,854 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
123 Ways to Annoy My Band Director by NicestSpawnOfSatanYouNeverMet reviews
Ever wondered the perfect way to annoy your band director? Well, here is the perfect list of 123 creative and funny ways to drive them to insanity! A must read for all band-geeks
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 11,316 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Dungeon of Merlin's Mist by Vekin87 reviews
This is the story of Albus Potter, son of Harry Potter, and his adventures at Hogwarts. 1 of 7 hopefully . Now completely re-edited. R&R NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,381 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
The Coolest Potter by Lady Tol reviews
Who really is the coolest Potter? When James, Albus, and Lily travel back to the Marauders' Time, they will find out. Language, DH Spoilers, and a little AU because of Lily's age.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - James P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,078 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Branded reviews
CURRENTLY REDO-ING. "I was the Malfoy in Gryffindor, he was the Potter in Slytherin. My dad was a former death eater; his was a hero. He knows what his mark on the world will be. I don't even belong in my house." The moment Potters, Weasleys, spiders, and ferrets enter Andi Malfoy's life, her entire world turns upside down. And she doubts she can right it back up ever again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [Albus S. P., OC] Scorpius M.
The Justice reviews
Alexis knows she's the Greek Daughter of Zeus. But when she finally makes it to Camp Half-Blood, it comes as a shock to her when Zeus claims she isn't his child. This wouldn't have been a very big problem...Until Alexis was framed. And the only way to clear her name is to prove she's Zeus's daughter. Rated T for a LITTLE cursing. PERMANENTLY ON HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015