A Compilation of Unconnected Oneshots.

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]

Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.

Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.

An exploration of Lee and Gaara's relationship through the five senses, progressing over the years. Lee/Gaara (FINALLY UPDATED)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2

With Kakashi at his back, Itachi expects his ANBU initiation mission to go smoothly. With his own doubts, an informant who tries to kill him repeatedly, and a mercurial Tsuyu Shisui in the mix, Itachi might have fallen in rougher waters then he can swim.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Megaman Classic/Zero crossover: Neo Arcadia has gone to hell in a handbasket. The city is slipping, Copy X has lost his mind, the Guardians are completely duped, and someone rudely awakened the Robot Masters from their centuries-long stasis.

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

A simple yet crucial choice changes many things. Namikaze Minato lives, and he is jinchūriki, host to the Kyūbi no Yōko. Spoilers for chapter 500 or episode 247, and well beyond, though not being caught up is not important.

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

One hundred Naruto pairing drabbles. 100 word drabbles. Multiple pairings.

...and the new Kiri outpost. Even Taki and Ame have representatives. A number of dead characters find themselves in an odd new world.

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

Absolution, and ways to live without. Kunoichi-centric.

A continuation to Cordria's starshot #69 "Wondering". Danny's been captured and tortured by his parents, but he refuses to say a word until his psychiatrist starts connecting the dots. Can he risk keeping it a secret any longer?

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

A refugee child in Ba Sing Se is found somewhere she shouldn't be by a Dai Li agent. This proves disastrous for her and her brothers, as they have a secret: they're all Fire Nation... WARNING: creeptastic and skeevy, brainwashing of little kids, OCs

In Ba Sing Se, Ichiro's boyfriend isn't who he implies he is. That's all right, Ichiro isn't either. OC fic.

The transition from kitten to adulthood is a difficult time, but especially so for Quaxo who is being outpaced by his peers. Tugger/Quaxo centric. Het and slash pairings to come. Rated T for future reasons.

Some of the cats would call it fate, others just coincidence, but when the curious Rum Tum Tugger comes across the mysterious Mr. Mistoffelees it very well may be a kind of magic. Slash. R&R.

The Dai Li are not Azula's dogs. Dai Li-in-the-Fire Nation fic. OCs.

During the Occupation of Ba Sing Se, the Dai Li discover that one of their treasures has been stolen and abused. Dai Li-centric, OCs. Semi-prequel to "Pay the Price of Command"

G1 Part of the 28 Dead End ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme, about Dead End, the mopey!goth Stunticon. Mostly PG, but a few entries are slashy. Chapters not necessarily related.

Tugger begins the night with a little action...and it goes on from there. Features Mistoffelees, Munkustrap, Electra, and others. Just a little fic that evolved over the last few days. A little sexual suggestion, but I'm rating down. It's not too heinous.

Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

In the small hours of the night, one cat keeps a solitary vigil. But why? Just a quick slushy drabble, no OC's. Slashy themes, even though nothing really happens.

Drabbles from various fandoms. Titles written in accordance with fandom and characters featured. See specifics within.

RiD: T-AI doesn't need to take time out to have her own fun.

Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.

When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.

In the Reloaded Universe, the events of Transformers the Movie transpire a little bit differently. Chapter 21 now online: Shockwave finds himself without allies and but one desperate hope left to save Cybertron.

Ever wondered about what kind of person would a Jellicle cat live with? This is a collection of short stories about those very people. Each story is about an owner of a Jellicle cat. Second Chapter: Magical Mr. Mistoffelees.

ONESHOT. A little piece with my take on the MistoQuaxo duality and how the little tuxedo got his magic. MistoxQuaxo. Please Review, please! Warning: homosexual relationship.

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

A MarluxiaCentric fic, for those of you who want to see the Graceful Assassin in a semidignified context. Happy Turkey Day! Up: RFN: Failed Interrogation.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!

Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE

The greatest magic Mistoffelees does, is the one trick nobody's noticed... not even the nosy Rum Tum Tugger.

He's a feisty fellow, leaping about with that goofy grin on his face...

What happens when Sora, Roxas, Riku and Kairi meet up with the Organization XIII motorcycle gang? In this alternate universe, nobody could know ...

Miscellaneous drabbles concerning Organization XIII, particularly the six original members. Batch 1: Things that changed, and things that stayed the same.

AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.

The trials of Baki, master of Wind Sword and Sensei to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Ch 1 Team Baki Forms Ch 2 Becoming Tools Ch 3 Emotional Training Ch 4 Finding Identities Ch 5 Adventures in Nightingale Country Ch 6 Losing the Tomboy

He reached out and interlaced his fingers with hers, enjoying his last moment. [ObiRin oneshot]

Hidan was a nightmare and a parasite all in one, but be it fate or bad luck, Kakuzu was bound to him. KakuzuxHidan

It was just one of those things. Sasori believed in the beauty of eternity, but when Deidara looked at him, he would always think otherwise. 'It was self corruption' T For safety. [Implied SasoDei][TwoPart]

When need calls, Tenten can fly with the wings of dragons. [One shot]

Vexen and Demyx have a conversation on how Nobodies work. Vemyx, if you squint.

Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.

They say I’ve lost my sanity just because I hear voices in my mind. [GaaLee, AU]

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

Gaara made the mistake of losing, now he must pay the price as Naruto flaunts his bragging rights. Not yaoi. Unless you think that way. Behold, Kankurou has yet another sexual identity crisis.

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

G1: Hook first met Scrapper on a salvage operation. He first got to know Scrapper after falling down a hole with him. Golden Age fic.

Gaara took up a nice little pastime, much to his siblings' delight. What is his hobby? Well... They're not exactly sure. Rated for bad words. Sandsib fic.

Drabbles, silly and sad. 11] The Name of the Game. Vexen, Saix, and football make poor bedfellows. [Crack Crossover with Eyeshield 21]

Vexen and kitefighting should have absolutely nothing to do with each other, but it doesn't seem like he's about to have a choice about it.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Between the world we see and the things we fear, there are gates. When they are opened, nightmares become reality. [Oneshot, Leecentric, No Pairings] Rated for death, angst, and gore.

[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]

[Lee x Gaara] Kankurou said that he'll find it, in time.

[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.

Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]

[A Kurosuki Raiga fic] Waiting under the rain, Kisame gets a surprising visit. He's never been good at this kind of thing. Conversation can be entertaining, however, especially with guys like him. [One chapter only]

Kankuro as a puppet. Kankuro and family. [Because he's not pulling the strings here.][Sandsibs, no pairings, drabble, prechuunin exam]

ON HIATUS. The tale of Davy Jones and the chest containing his heart is one that spreads across the boundaries of worlds.... Investigation by a scientist and the newest member of Organization XIII can lead to complications. Vexen x Marluxia

In the end, it's all about the mindgames. Always. Beyond the realities of Nobodies, Oblivion, and the Organization, it all comes down to the same thing again and again. Dictionary challenge fic.

Deidara finds his days at Akatsuki long and boring, but, ironically, they seem to pass faster in the company of a man who yearns for forever. SasoDei.

Kankuro is left to care for Gaara after an operation when Lee comes to visit.

Truth, lies, coffee, and the nature of eternity. [Really heavily implied Sasori x Deidara]

Saix and Vexen pay a visit to Halloween Town. Belated holidayfic.

G1. Takes place during Auto Berserk, a damaged and confused Red Alert teams up with Starscream. Red Alert x Starscream. Warning! Slash and Violence. don't like TF slash, don't click.

he tore at the rosary knotted ‘round his throat, letting bubbles burst and take away his air. [pre:demyx one.shot]

Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.

After failing to retrieve Sasuke, Neji wakes up to find an odd guest in his hospital room, with flowers. At first he's confused, but eventually even returns the favor... [Sound 4 arc and Save Gaara arc spoilers. KankurouNeji. Oneshot.]

a little LeeGaara ficlet! kinna fluff. R&R my first oneshot! yay!

Deidara wants to know what Sasori will do when he dies. Pessimistic SasoDei as per usual. Oneshot.

Pregame, Demyx and Xaldin. Demyx deals with an injured Xaldin, and has a question of his own.

The snowflakes fall, in silent beauty. And Kakashi hates them.[Oneshot, Kakashicentric] [Spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden][Rated T for mention of corpse]

Neji spies on Lee as he trains...and he has a question to ask the beautiful green beast. How will Lee respond? Oneshot, very short, mild yaoiness. Please R&R.

Happy Brithday, Lee! A fanfiction dedicated to the day of Rock Lee's fictional birth! A cute one shot, fluff, shonenai, Gaara x Lee Complete

It's the middle of summer and Kisame has built an indoor swimming pool inside their room. Itachi is not amused.

Deidara remembers one of his best discussions with Sasori about art. SasoDei implied. Some Akatsuki related spoilers within.

Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.

Vexen, Riku's Replica, prior to and during Chain of Memories. In which an experiment is unexpectedly successful and Vexen has absolutely no idea what to do with the results.

Kankurou's learned a lot from cats over the years. [Kankurou musing, gen]

Vexen wants to find out about Marluxia's past, but Marluxia is evading all his questions. But when Vexen finally uncovers Marluxia's past, he also finds out why Marluxia wanted Vexen with him at Castle Oblivion. Oneshot, slight MarluxiaVexen.

Hyuuga Neji liked to be logical, and he based his feelings off of logic. After all, doing anything else would be stupid, and Hyuuga Neji did not do stupid things. NejiLee.

Gaara has a moment of contemplation after his Chuunin exam prelim battle with Lee, and makes a decision. Rating for strangeness and dark themes.

Character studies, moments in time, with no overriding theme or specific plotline, except that for once, absolutely no one is left out.

Vexen uses Marluxia's plants for an experiment, and he knows that the latter will retaliate. Too bad Vexen forgot that no one beats Marluxia. [VexenMarluxia, Early CoM]

Because you were the first [LeeGaara]

Vexen x Xigbar. Their elements do not oppose and their research never crosses, but despite this, they clash anyway, as Vexen has never learned how to let go of a grudge, and Xigbar has never learned how to let go of anything that amuses him.

Death would be too pleasant for Kankuro. GAARA. TEMARI. KANKURO. Morale of the day: never make a bet with a guy who paints his face.

Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.

When Gaara has a nightmare, his silbings are always there to help him

A cute little GaaLee oneshot. And I thought you tried to kill yourself...misconceptions all around.

LeexGaara Oneshot. Why is it that I don’t wish to kill you anymore?” Gaara asked angrily.

Oneshot. Gaara was standing, back to his brother, his gaze to the desert.It didn’t take to be a ninja to perceive the tension compressed in his frame,the anger ready to explode. GaaraLee,characters death.

G1, 2003. Darkstar is a Decepticon who used to be a seventeen year old girl. Now she’s trapped on Cybertron with no friends, no idea how to function, and no help but Mindwipe, who was the one that changed her in the first place.

Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]

Set preKH1. Demyx, Yen Sid. Not even the greatest of Fantasia's magicians could predict what would happen when the Darkness came, or what it would mean for the people it found.

What's a Jellicle Cat? Even the Jellicles don't quite know. They call themselves Jellicle cats, but no one knows what a true Jellicle is. And they never realized one had walked among them until it's too late...[Finished 08.05.06]

G1 Mild AU. Circuit Breaker gets captured by Cobra when they steal the Energy Project of the Week just ahead of Megatron, and her only chance of escape involves a long-dead Decepticon named Duskwing.

With great power comes great dampness. At least it does at Thrust's new command post.

There's more than one kind of creature that bounces in the woods: Xigbar and Demyx find themselves in a diplomatic impasse. [Kingdom Hearts 2 x Disney's Gummi Bears. :D]

The first night, Haku wonders what Zabuza might want of him. [ZabuzaHaku FINISHED.]

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

One Shot. Neji, being the genius that he is, simply watches him in secret

G1, postTFTM Slog, the Decepticon artist, has a new acquisition that he's turning into another masterpiece. Starscream is dead again, and wants his body back. Now. And Duskwing still hasn't figured out he's dead. One artist, two ghosts, big headache.

Spoilers, Axel and Roxas preCoM. Friendship is a strange thing for creatures without hearts, and Axel isn't sure what to do when he might be falling prey to it.

G1,TFTM A short vignette about Starscream's darkest moments, and two guys who have no respect for the angsty dead.

Cybertron. Three words: All about Thunderblast.

G1. Inferno thinks Red Alert works too hard. RxI and PxJ. my first TF submission, oneshot.

Possible Oneshot: During their time on Earth, the Autobots have run afoul of many Tv and Newspaper reporters. This time its up the Sunstreaker to show humanity what they're really like. Oh dear.

The real roots of Itachi and Orochimaru's mutual dislike. Kisame tries to convince Itachi into something he swore never to do again. Crack, and beware the chibi Sound Four.

Gaara, Haku, hints of Zabuza x Haku and Naruto x Gaara. Spoilers for the timejump. Gaara dies, but he isn't alone in purgatory.

An angel fallen from Heaven, a son of Satan banished to Earth and another training to kill in Hell. In the middle of the war between Hell and Heaven, can love bloom? 1x2 3x4 13x5 OLD, OLD FIC!

G1,postTFTM Sequel to 'Bring Flowers'. Dead End returns to Charr. Slash, Dead End & Breakdown and you know Starscream is around somewhere.

G1 Transformers x BtVS The Stunticons join an outlaw crosscountry road rally, and Dead End kidnaps Spike to be his driver. No, not Sparkplug's son Spike. That other guy named Spike...the one from Sunnydale.

[Sasori x Deidara] And his lips taste like ash as his breath echoes poison.

Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.

Deidara has many obsessions, Sasori has found. Explosions, birds, the wind... they all seem to lead back to the same place in the end. [Deidaracentric]

Feelings? What use are feelings to a shinobi of Suna? The Sand Siblings aren't really sure how to answer that. FamilyFic.

Trowa Barton, an up and coming architect, finally finds work designing the newest branch of the insanely successful Winner Enterprises Corp. But as he soon discovers, working with its president Quatre Winner, there's something awfully strange going on...

G1ish: Brawl gets his Alternator upgrade. Run, Swindle, run.

Kotetsu and Izumo go out on their first assasination mission, and learn more about their friendship in the process.

A series of 25 themed drabbles, starring the entire Organization.

Kakashi x Iruka. All Kakashi wanted was to visit Obito without being bothered by other people. He knew he should have come back after lunchtime.

Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.

Spoilers for Gaara's birth, rated for mild gore. Yashamaru deals with the decisions of his brother in law, and what they mean for his sister's pregnancy.

A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.

[KotetsuIzumo] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 ficlets and drabbles of KotetsuIzumo goodness. What more could you want?

G1. A short piece about weakness and the forms it can take. MotormasterxBreakdown, dark slash, nastiness, verging on noncon.

A short, bittersweet encounter between Wildrider of the Stunticons and Fireflight of the Aerielbots...character study, mild slash

Doubt was something that was ever present in his mind. implied LeeGaa

Twenty things you never knew, and possibly never wanted to know, about Temari, Kankurou, and Gaara. [Slight LeeGaara]

For some people nightmares change. please R&R

Gaara has a lot of time on his hands so he observes someone of interest to him. A dash of GaaLee.

One faithful night, deep in the woods of Shuggazoom. A dark figure, shadows enveloping his body was all he could remember before the darkness. His name is Chiro, former Hero, lost to an internal darkness... R&R Chapter 6 ready to go!

Gaara loves his teddy bear. Implied LeeGaaGaaLee, small YashamaruGaara

On Team Gai's First mission, Neji loses his cool and Lee is on the recieving end of his pent up anger...And hormones...NejiLee

As a shinobi of Konoha, Obito has a certain duty to be awesome.

Neji and Lee often go out to eat after training. One day, Lee realizes that Neji is the one that always pays for both of their meals... NejiLee

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

On the Night of the Dead, three siblings of the Sand greet their departed.

Gaara, Tsunade. Gaara wants to be human. Tsunade convinces him otherwise.

Deidara x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara mentioned. Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial.

Jiraiya x Reiko. A possible future of A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar. Jiraiya isn't the most skilled of negotiators.

Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.

Eternity isn't so great, is it? Deidara's musings. Light shonenai.

(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.

Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.

Rush job for Kakashi's birthday a couple of weeks ago. 'Friends are sent to try us.'

Oneshot. Deidara can't sleep, and it's contagious. Hints of a pairing, if you care to read it that way.

G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.

After Yondaime's death, Jiraiya briefly returns to his village.

Being a hero doesn’t always mean you’ll get your happy ending. [Yondaimefic, oneshot]

Kakashi recalls those moments that defined one man's past and would form another man's future.

Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

Any ninja that has ever said 'I love you' eventually has to say 'goodbye'.

[Sequel to Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores.] When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to the other Decepticons to save them...or else.

When no one is watching, Temari dances. (Sandcest, TemarixKankurouxGaara)

He gave them courage even as he brought death down on himself. (Yondaime-fic, one-shot)

Armada: With the trials of separation causing problems for some Minicons, the Space Team gets a chance to play matchmaker and explain a thing or two about themselves. Whether this is good or bad remains uncertain...

Every hero has a beginning, and every hero has a fall. And every hero has all those things that happen inbetween. [oneshot]

Kakashi Gaiden fic. It's not the fall that matters, it's getting back up.

A cry for help, an important mission. Allies, enemies, friends. But who can name the differences when all the pieces are scattered?

{Ch 11 is up}I take one little quiz, and poof! I really don't think that having Rampage in my tiny three bedroom apartment is really such a good idea.

The third in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Morino Ibiki in a teahouse.

Flowers can only live so long, no matter how much we care for them. And the people we love are no different. [oneshot]

How Lee, Neji, and Tenten got through the second phase of the Chuunin exam. Did anyone else notice the plot hole that existed for this team during the second test?

Do you remember the first person you killed...? (One-shot, introspection, no romance)

It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a Hidden Village to raise a ninja.

In which the original InoShikaChou doing something profoundly traditional. Much to the distress of their off-spring. (Pre-quel to "This Future Place", InoChouji)

Kakashi Gaiden fic. Light-hearted and just plain strange. Obito wants to know just what's with the mask, and Kakashi's not quite used to giving his secrets away.

[speculation spoilers] The Fourth's final words to his most important person.

First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.

Prolouge up! G1, very AUish. The unthinkable happens: Optimus Prime falls in battle, along with several other Autobots. Is there anything that can save them? Based on the popular toy line, Transformers: Alternators!

(G1) After a little teleportation accident, Bluestreak, Prowl and Skywarp find themselves face-to-face with a certain (in)famous pirate... A G1 crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean, and winner of the 2004 Crossover Challenge

Strange little thing...in which we discover that Unicron’s job has certain perks and that Autobots cannot spell. Set before Armada. Quite a long time before, actually.

Gaara sees a familiar face while waiting for his siblings. (light GaaraLee)

A virus gone haywire has made itself into the Transformers systems CPU, making them attracted to that person they view as their enemy, but Megatron seems to be affected the worst. Complete.

Mmmm...summaries. Oy. A new batch of promising students arrive for Skyfire's class at the Cybertron Science Academy. With my track record you probably can guess who one of them is... nice, mushy epilogue up.

Chapter 23 now up. After the Royal Cup Organoids are waking up and it's up to the Blitz team to find them. BitLeena R&R My first fic, flames will feed the fire.

[Armada, parody, EDITED.] The Autobots and the Decepticons must join forces against their greatest adversary yet: twin Mary Sues.

(Armada) CHAPTER FOUR! Rewritten a million times over, and it's still as bad as always, So no flames! Special apperances by Cobalt and Hotshot94!

The Gundam pilots and Transformers thought their battle was over-they thought wrong, for War is coming, and the epic is just beginning...

UPDATED! What if the Transformers were never awakened in 1984, but lay dormant until After Colony 198. And the Devourer of Worlds is coming.

Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.

CATSDiscworld crossover. The Original Conjuring Cat meets Death. . . sort of. . . May gain chapters, if I can think of how to extend it.

Warning: OneShot, MS Lee's experience with a perfect selfinsertion... a rather generic one...

It's been done. The Nightbird returns.

A seventh Constructicon is created. Told through the optics of each one of the Constructicons. COMPLETE! R&R

Optimus' noodles will not open! Only Jazz - and possibly a million other inept mechanoids - can solve this crisis! Read Now! Chapter 7 uploaded! You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you?

See EKP, a normal college student. See EKP buy a shipment of toys from Hong Kong. See EKP really wish she hadn't done that...

Megatron races against time to build Unicron's new army, but will he like the price he must pay to do so? Mind you, it's pretty obvious he won't, which makes it a bit pointless to ask, doesn't it? Dang it...

What seems to be just a wounded Decepticon landing on his doorstep soon lands Rodimus into a Darwinian nightmare...

Lee gets an unexpected visitor in the hospital, and then things really get strange. GaaraLee.

Formerly called Fractured Mentality. After being captured by the Autobots, Hook is injected with a new drug for interogation. However this fluctuates Hook's paranoia for perfection. Features all Constructicons.

Sweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...

Yet another humour fic. Three Megatrons - and one Antlers - is sent on an epic journey. *Evil laugh* (Third chapter uploaded; fear!)

[RiD:TPC] Cerebros. With one word can the desires of both Autobots and Predacons be summarized. He is the key to ultimate power and the leader who commands Cerebros - and through him, Fortress Maximus - will be unstoppable.

Ch 2!!! Rumble and Frenzy find out that Megatron's not the only leader with mental problems, and handle it the way any Decepticon would, also more volleyball insanity!

Megatron’s come up with something that humanity can’t resist if you think this is a serious fanfic, you’re going to be sadly disappointed!

This is my take on how elements from TF:TM can fit into the Robots in Disguise series. The Predacons have discovered a large energon cache on Earth, completing their mission. Now, they're off to conquer Cybertron.

This is a humorous little tale about a police officer who tried to pull over the Stunticons, as well as a public announcement about the way we treat our own machines...

Quaxo starts to discover things about himself that he never knew before... and feelings he\'s never experianced. PG-13 because of slash

History of Us Arc, pre- to post-Mega Man 3. The person is a lie and truth is the creator of lies. But beyond honesty lies something deep within, something only the strongest can find and acknowledge. Quick/Shadow