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To Spill or Not To by
Xanthie reviews
Hermione gets a love letter from Sirius. Harry and Ron, very stupid. Reviews please. This is a love story between Hermione and Sirius. Ever wonder why a muggle like her is so brilliant with magic? Find out why...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,764 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tiz the Season by
Dream4 reviews
Summary: Response to HB: Christmas Challenge. Takes place during Hermione’s sixth year winter recess. With the emending war, Hermione decides to create her Christmas gifts. Wanting them to be extra special. Something goes seriously wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Heart over Mind by
Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Raising of the Titanic by
Psycho Colette reviews
It's their last year at Hogwards, and man is it gonna be a crazy one: Hermione's gone nuts and it's up to Ron and Harry to figure out why and stop her from killing Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by
BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
THE BET by
Rastilin reviews
SS and HP face off in a bet with very high stakes! Includes cake and hair cuts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Why us? by
Charlatan reviews
This fic will be a sbhg fic later, but at the mo, its more of a humor genral fic about HG, HP, RW, SB..... you get the point anyway. Rating may go up, but I Siriusly doubt it. (Sorry I thought I'd get that pun out of the way before the story starts.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Driving Miss Granger by
Cathy N reviews
Professor Snape has to take a test, but is shocked to discover who his examiner is. Will she pass or fail him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The way they were meant to be by
zanthia122 reviews
-COMPLETED- After half a year of struggle, they finally came together. But when Harry's Occlumency lessons went awry, and she had to fly to the Ministry of Magic, would their budding, fragile relationship survive? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,980 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to Prank the Pranksters in Ten Days by
Gryfforin reviews
Hermione lost everything at Voldemort’s final defeat, including her sense of humor. When Fred and George play an innocent prank on Ginny’s boyfriend, a wager ensues. Can Hermione beat the twin’s at their own game? Day Six now up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
It All Started With A Kiss by
donotsrock reviews
When Hermione kisses Severus Snape, feared Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, on the cheek as an act of gratitude, she doesn't know which impact the little gesture will have on her life. (Rating may increase)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,791 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fixing Broken Glass by
YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Complete] Harry Potter has been forced into the darkness of Azkaban for three years. The sins of the past weighs heavily on him and the world. Is there a way to fix what's been shattered?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
True Love and Secret Crushes by
Kristen257 reviews
Answer to Shannon’s Shades of Grey Christmas challenge with a Harry Potter twist. Fred and George’s new invention cause everyone to admit to past or present crushes. The results inspire some very interesting changes. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Something to Worry About by
broodinggavin reviews
Humorous, light, funny. But not overly fluffy. May turn into an angstfest. I don't know. HermioneSeverus, of course. Plot may be cliche, but hey. Sometimes cliches are better than life's realities.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
An Awkward Situation by
Mudblood-Intellect reviews
[WIP]Hermione and Severus get locked in a cleaning closet. What ever will they do? SSHG. [Updated] [Rating may change]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Weasley Triangle by
CecilyHallward reviews
Fred and Angelina have been dating for years, but kind of left George behind. So George persuades Hermione to pretend to date him. But what about Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Behind The Mask of Perfection by
Mz. Riskay reviews
Hermione has a boyfriend that is almost perfect. Except for the fact that he beats her. She blames herself for his actions, saying if she weren't so stupid this wouldn't have happened. She considers ending it all. Who will help her? GWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - George W., Hermione G.
Starting Over by
Mz. Riskay reviews
Hermione was going to tell George that he was going to be a father on the night of Harry's 18th birthday party. Then she found out he cheated on her & moves to New York to start a life without him. 12 years later, she's back. And she hasn't forgotten. GHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - George W., Hermione G.
I Want to Forget by
silvernatasha reviews
For the second time in as many years, George has forgotten Hermione's birthday. How does he make it up to her? GeHr. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Headmaster and I by
Sevi Snape reviews
Severus Snape becomes all powerful Headmaster of Hogwarts, but with the job comes several problem and one huge annoyance in the form of an intolerable woman!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Love Magically by
Chicken Insomnia reviews
If you liked Love Actually, you'll adore this Hogwarts tale of love and life intertwined. Each story is a humorous, sometimes romantic account of your fave HP characters with a twist...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/1/2004
Random Telephone by
Karana Belle reviews
Um...this is very Random, wouldn't suggest reading it unless you were really sleepy or you just had alot of sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Hermione G.
Summer Encounters:Fifth Year by
Tania Darling reviews
Au,two chapter fic, sshg encounter, summer of fifth year. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by
Rickman'sGirl-15 reviews
Hermione has had enough of the snarky Potions Professor. She decides that the time has come to get a little revenge...With the help of Harry and Ron, of course. Ch 11: Same ol' Song-And-Dance Routine. Snape and Draco are the entertainment! and ALT SCENES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,231 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Favor by
katmd reviews
Severus agrees to do Hermione a favor and soon finds himself a bit trapped. Some fluff in ten parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Sky of Lies by
Please Die reviews
During Potions Class, Hermione finds something wrong with her Family Tree created by the potion. Her family is not who she thought they were. Her true family tells her something that will change her life. Why Severus Snape? {AU}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Portrait Living by
Tracev reviews
Ron accidentally bonds Harry and Snape together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Mating Dance by
La Rose Noire reviews
Draco must find a way to make Granger his or face the consequences of his veela heritage. Luckily, he has a lot of Slytherin help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Change for the Better by
Padfootpuppygirl reviews
When the trio finally goes to see Sirius, Sirius notices that Hermione has changed, but in a good way. He is starting to have feelings for her, but does she like him back? RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
stuck for a year by
feltonlover reviews
Hermione and Draco are being punished by Dumbledore for a big fight scene in the great hall..... now they have to share ONE ROOM ONE BED and ONE BATHROOM for the whole year! HGDM RR! Chapter 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Spoof of Year one by
Prongs4 reviews
I was tired...I was bored
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
Ginny's Prank Challenge by
elysium22 reviews
So Hermione decides to stop being boring and the gang has some fun. My first ever fanfic, please R&R. Will be a HGSS, rating may change later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Excuse Note by
Lily of the Shadow reviews
Well, inspired by staying home from school beacuse I was sick. Short, one-shot, not romance, really, just good-old-humor. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2003 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What is an Ignoramus? by
Sullen Shadowhawk reviews
Hermione has to write Snape an essay describing an ignoramus but she decides to have fun with it. R&R please, it's funnier than it sounds I hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Escape from the Darkness by
Electryone reviews
[COMPLETE] Inspired by Jane Eyre. Hermione gets a tutoring job over the summer. Unfortunately, her pupil is Snape's niece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Blow My Mind Away by
Dragon's-Dreams reviews
Hermione teaches Transfiguration at Hogwarts! Sirius who's name has been cleared becomes the DADA teacher. What happens when Snape intrudes their privacy and Mr. Malfoy comes for his son? please rr! Spoilers for all books (1-5).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Dare by
Dream4 reviews
Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione and Ginny trick Draco into playing a muggle game of Dare throughout the school year. Voldemort is gone. UNDER construction, there are addt'l scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 84,780 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Skeletons in Hermione's Closet by
BashfulC reviews
When an attack on a magical school leaves students homeless, it's up to Hogwarts and two other schools to help them recover. At the same time, Hermione finds out that there are skeletons in everyone's closet, including hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D.
The Letter by
Sicaria Snape reviews
A letter causes a stir between two people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Forward by
Meee reviews
Sirius travels Forward in time as a 17 year old. Please R & R! COMPLETE! AU, because of frickin' OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,884 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Days In London by
Sevi Snape reviews
A week long trip to London. Remus, Sirius, Ginny and Hermione are the Professors chaperoneing it. They have to keep 20 students entertained for a week, and Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tweak by
Tracev reviews
Harry learns that investing in Fred and Georges Joke shop wasn't such a good idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Harry P., George W.
Who's in Love With the Big Bad Wolf? by
Evie2 reviews
13-yr-old Hermione has a crush on Prof. Lupin, but what happens when she finds out he's a w.wolf? Remus's reaction to Snape's w.wolf essay assignment, puppy love from Herm., & back by popular demand; rebellious socks! A cute, unexpected ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by
Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
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What If reviews
Snape is Harry's dad but they don't know it till the school does a blood drive. If that is not enough Draco is Harry's cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Revenge: The Bitter Sweetness reviews
Hermione and Snape get in a confrontation. What happens when they get stuck together for a school wide lesson? The funny results revenge can have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.