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 Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, James Bond, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Warning: If I don't answer my PMs at first, that is because I am too busy becoming one with Mother Russia. Kolkolkolkolkolk... Hello everyone! I am Snowstorm of the Snow and Night the sisters. Nightshadow is my sister and I just got her hooked but she wont be going on FanFiction.net. Well not for awhile if she is going to. My Fanfictions Half-Clan Heroes Trilogy: book one: In the Beginning: It is on strict Hiatus mode A Darker History then a Dark Past: No notes 007 is Screwed: Please read it. Even if you hate James Bond, please read it. I make Bond make a giant fool of himself because his missions aren't "exciting enough". I'll try my hardest to make it funny. Malaysia's Story: Needs inspiration. PM if you can help. Mistake 601: Same as Malaysia's Story. I need at lest one review! I will accept OCs About me Gender: Female Name: It starts between A and Z and has a amount of 1-10 letters in it Age: I am between the age of 1 and 100 DOB: February 1st, a year I like... Books: Warriors Gone with the Wind and about a million others Movies: James Bond Gone with the Wind James Bond For Your Eyes Only Did I mention James Bond? Actors: Sean Connery Roger Moor Peirce Brosan whoever Scarlett is in Gone with the Wind Me I like... Ravens(Super Bowl of 2000 and 2013!) Warriors Hetalia Germany Dogs Me Myself I Books Reading I almost forgot! JAMES BOND! future fanFICTIONS Half-Clan Heros Triligy: The Middle plus The End A New Beginning: After the War: Book one Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Dovewing are happy when the Great Battle has passed. Peace will finally come-- or so they think. Plans are being made and a unknown villain is plotting each second. The clans can't rely on the Three anymore. A new prophecy must come.. and with Lilykit at it's mercy. (It is already written) The Lies of Rivershade: A role-play story. Rivershade escaped from his old evil clan and joined a new one. But, soon, everything Rivershade does will be turned against him, lies and rumors will be created. Can Rivershade redeem himself from the lies by his clanmates? Basically my fail of becoming leader. Nightmare in ThunderClan: A lot of horror movies inspire this story. Put Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Saw, Jaws, Friday the 13th, and more. Wonder how all that adds up? Read the story... Once it comes out! Hetalia! Now with sadistic fan girls who love churros!: Lily has achieved the trait of scary. Add blood red eyes and put her in Hetalia, living with the cleanest and most military-like man and possibly the most cute adult ever! Now, add churros, wimpy Italians, awesome Prussians, Heros from America, and ignored Canadians plus more! What do you get? This rated T fanfictions, of course! Hetalia Haters and Fans. By the power of The Fandom God I command you to read this. Copy-pasted from BSAwesome.(Your are awesome!) Hetalia- or more by it's formal name "Axis Powers Hetalia" is a webcomic and anime about several different countries that have been personified as human beings. Their personalities are based off of their respective country's stereotypes. For instance, you could have the serious and hard working Germany or the carefree and bubbly personalitied Spain. The word "Hetalia" comes from the Japanese word 'Hetare' meaning 'useless'. And the '--talia' refers to Italy's Japanese spelling; Italia. So, if we combine the two, we basically come out with "Useless Italy" as the focal point in the title. This refers to how Italy would almost always run from an enemy during WWII and didn't want to fight at all. The "Axis Powers" comes obviously from the Axis Powers; enemies of the Allied Forces during WWII. The categories. The Hetatards. The borderline tards. Casual fans. Neutral. Pestered souls. Haters. Because I respect other's opinions and decisions. If you haters cannot respect us for who we are as a fandom, then I highly suggest yanking that stick out of your ass and getting a reality check. Please! Don't like it? Simple. Don't worry about it! Death haters. AQUARIUS- The Slut (1/20-2/18) PISCES - The Addict LEO - The Cool One CANCER - The Smart One. ARIES- The Irresistible One SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits TAURUS- The Aggressive One LIBRA - The Partner for Life CAPRICORN - The Cute One SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One VIRGO- The Promiscuous One GEMINI - The Liar if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy and paste this to your profile... 98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you're a nerd and your proud, copy and paste this on your profile then run outside shouting "I'm a nerd and I'm proud!" till the neighbors tell you to shut up. If you use the word YOLO a lot, copy and paste this on your profile... Then say YOLO. If you're obsessed with LMAFO, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Captain America from the avengers is hot, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you have ever snorted while laughing copy and paste this to your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile. Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree. IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR [Ways to get kicked out of Walmart!] 1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief) IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." Important Life Lessons From Warriors Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is. Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. Its possible to complain about anything. Happy endings are unrealistic. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself. The general public doesn't know anything. People who secretly like you make the best evil minions. It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them. Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. Don't mess with beavers. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you. Grandmothers can have kits. *ahhh-Brightheart-chooo* Runninng into tunnels solves all problems. The fastest cats are definetly alomost always starving. I am nobody,nobody is perfect, therfore, I am perfect. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. This poem is really touching so please read it. A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, ' They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was traveling alone, ' 'But when they turned to question her, ' They discovered she was gone. Policemen saw her running wild And screaming above the noise 'In beseeching supplication, ' Please help me find my boys! They're four years old and wear blue shirts; 'Their jeans are blue to match.'' 'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, ' And they don't have a scratch. They said their daddy put them there 'And gave them each a cone, ' Then told them both to wait for Mom To come and take them home. 'I've searched the area high and low, ' But I can't find their dad. 'He must have fled the scene, ' 'I guess, and that is very bad.' 'The mother hugged the twins and said, ' 'While wiping at a tear, ' 'He could not flee the scene, you see, ' 'For he's been dead a year.' 'The cop just looked confused and asked, ' 'Now, how can that be true? ' 'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came ' 'And left a kiss for you.'' He told us not to worry 'And that you would be all right, And then he put us in this car with 'The pretty, flashing light. ' 'We wanted him to stay with us, ' Because we miss him so, ' 'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight ' And said he had to go. He said someday we'd understand 'And told us not to fuss, ' 'And he said to tell you, Mommy, ' 'He's watching over us.' The mother knew without a doubt 'That what they spoke was true, ' 'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.' This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends.Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order! 1 Jayfeather 2. Mapleshade 3. Firestar 4. Spottedleaf 5. Cinderheart 6. Crookedstar 7. Bluestar 8. Half-Moon 9. Oakheart 10. Yellowfang 11. Lionblaze 12. Hollyleaf 2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Jayleaf. A Warrior. 3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name? Maplestar. Hmm good idea. Maplestars Hope? 4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)? Cindershade sounds nice. 5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character? Jayheart? Mystery Suspence 6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)? Shadejay Fireheart(LOL)... The Forgottenn Hero. Hey that sounds cool. 7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like? Leafshade. a dappleed light brown she-cat with light green eyes 9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name? Firefeather. Medicine Cat. 10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing? Cinderheart and Firestar. No... Well maybe.. 11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? Oakheart would choose Spottedleaf over Crookedstar. 12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? Jayfeather and Yellowfang fighting over Bluestar?! That makes so much sense but doesn't 13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. Mapleshade and Half-Moon?! NO 14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? Bluestar walked in on Spottedleaf and Yellowfang?! Bluestar: YOU TWO ARE MEDICINE CATS! AND ARE SHE-CATS! 15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? Spottedleaf would slap Firestar. 8 is Half-Moon! 16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2 Jayfeather and Mapleshade. Not that i know of. 17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? Crookedstar and Half-Moon? uh gray... 18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7? Spottedleaf on Bluestar. NONE 19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with? Firestar and Crookedstar got in a fight(Who is a better leader) Half-Moon wold side with Firestar 'cause Jayfeather is. 20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before? Crookedstar and Lionblaze?! NO WAY! 21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Spottedleaf is pretty not hot. 22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out? Hollyleaf and Half-Moon?! No comment 23)Do you recall any fics about 9? Oakheart. One i forgot the title. 24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Mapleshade and Crookedstar? I did not plan that. YES! They would! 26)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing? Bluestar walked in on Mapleshade and Half-Moon making out? Bluestar: AHHHH! WHO ELSE IS A SHE-CAT THAT MAKES OUT WITH A SHE-CAT 27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic. Firestar and Yellowfang. Firestar has always thought of Yellowfang as a mother. But when Brokenstar claims all of her love, an epic battle begins. 28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff? Jayfeather and Half-Moon. YES! BUT JAYFEATHER IS MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! 29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic? lBluestar and Hollyeaf. The Warrior Code. 30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion? Yellowfang: I LOVE YOU RAGGEDSTSAR 31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use? Half-Moon. I dunno. 32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Jayfeather and Crookedstar and Hollyleaf. WARNING: BLOOD BETWEEN THUNDERCLAN CATS AND RIVERCLAN CAT WILL BE SPILLED. VERY GRUSOME 33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? Yellowfang on Mapleshade. NO COMMENT 34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2! Um... WHY JAYFEATHER 35)What would be a good title for this? The stupid love stuff 36)What would the genre(s) be? Romance Comedy 37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1! YOU DID! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU JAYFEATHER! Warriors Fan Oath I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path thats wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life I will actually always remember Jayfeather. To maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6.Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 9.Specify That your drive-through order Is 'To Go'. 10. Sing along at the opera. 11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 13. When the money comes out The ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 14. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit by you by the pool. REAL FRIENDS: Will push you in and throw a tampon at you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're single and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am with our ancestors. They told me about abortion Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this Your mistake. Your choice. But it's not your life. So don't take away another life because you made a mistake. If you're against abortion, repost this and add your name to the list. samredlamb7, Lilystar of SkyClan, Wolf's Willow, Snow and Night the sisters -Pick the month you were born in- January: I killed -Pick the day you were born on- 1: A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White: Because a hobo stole my taco. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are... 1. YOUR REAL NAME: James Bond!(Lily) 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus fizzie) Lilfizzie 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Dog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne Sorell 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Forliscri(I can be Obi-Wans wife.) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Orange 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name Irersme sounds pretty 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Hope 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bubbles 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav food, and something that can go wrong) Chocolate Germany-takes-over 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory) Red Sword WARRIOR NAMES What is your Villain name? (Take the first half of your favorite warrior's name and the last half of your least favorite character's name) Jayclaw (Jayfeather Thristleclaw) What's your Kittypet name? (Jumble up your favorite character's name) Ayhefatjter (Jayfeather) What's your Half-clan name? (Pick something to do with one clan and than another clan's) Rivershade(RiverClan ShadowClan) What's your rouge name? (Type the first random thing you think of) Pillow Bold the ones you are: YOUR GUY SIDE: (x) You love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: () You wear lip gloss/chap-stick. TOTAL: 3 I am a tomboy. i can't be a boy 'cause i can't be James Bonds wife! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, HAwkfeather1234, lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off and add your name to the list Hawkfeather1234, lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN Hawkfeather1234, lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN hawkfeather1234, lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN Hwkfeather1234, lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters(Amen) IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D Edawrd is to Americanish. I like my men British (James Bond) or can reads minds (Jayfeather0 I am not just a regular fan! Copy and post this into your profile if you are "married" to more than two fictional characters (James Bond, Jayfeather I love you two) 65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21, FEIGNHawkfeather1234 lynxkit, Snow and Night the sisters Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost THIS IS THIS CAT. Now put your name if you followed what it said: Snow and Night the sisters REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS: 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. (nothing against it though. If a guy wants to dress in women clothing, well then more power to them! :)) 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. Can they bleed for a week and survive? Two dead boys -Ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout -One bright day in the middle of the night -A blind man came to watch fair play -He lived on the coner in the middle of the block -He crashed through the wall without making a sound -I watched from my corner of the big round table Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me! ...kinda. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Gaven 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? Red 3. Your first initial? L 4. Your month of birth? Feb. 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Marrah 7. Your favorite number? 12 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florda 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish i had a "Question Mark" who likes me and sends me these sweet notes. But I don't get caught. Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person. He is my friend! 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. I am? Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. Really? S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. I will? Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. I will? White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. I already knew that! 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 12 friends 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. I am? 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. I do? 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday One year to go! Aww man. At lest they can send me a candy gram then. And a giant teddy bear. Pick up lines comebacks... add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Is your name Daisy? cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS: 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. (nothing against it though. If a guy wants to dress in women clothing, well then more power to them! :)) 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. Can they bleed for a week and survive? Two dead boys -Ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout -One bright day in the middle of the night -A blind man came to watch fair play -He lived on the coner in the middle of the block -He crashed through the wall without making a sound -I watched from my corner of the big round table Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me! ...kinda. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday Pick up lines comebacks... add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: Is your name Daisy? cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die! 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Ay I don't have any 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A picture 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I think I mumble... 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? anything but rap and has a good beat and is not Justin Beiber or OneDirection. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 9:00 exact 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? JAMES BOND BOOKS! 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Nothing! Missing things is a weakness. . HOW TALL ARE YOU?I dunno 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Meh bookies(Gone with the Wind) 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? If it is super tight. but James Bond would rescue me... 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Never! Toby is always there for me! (Note: that is not sarcasm. Toby as in Paranormal Activity 3) 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY No one. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Me a girl. CHOCOLATE! 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYECOLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? I don't care about looks. Funny, Brave, a spy (*cough*James Bond*cought*) HERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Here is my vision James Bond(let's say 007): Lily Me: Yes 007: Will you marry me! Me: OF COURSE! 007: YAY ME: (reflect a bullet with my handy Captain America shield) 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Never had any. 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? it would be quicker to tell you my LEAST favorite toppings on pizza. 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHURRO TIME! 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? No... 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? how should i know? i was probably a baby when i got my first meaningful gift. heck, it was probably a teddy bear! 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? James Bond. The new Q is kinda cute. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? eh, anything comfy 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? None? 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I just said none 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Love isn't something you can control. It happens when and where it wants too. So, I don't know. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Pi(3.14) 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I don't care about ze hair 2. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Depends on the day and how bored I am 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? depends on what mood i'm in. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? nope. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I have no weakness... 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? don't I wish. I wanna met Sean Connery, Abraham Lincoln... 37. FIRST JOB? NONE 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Finding stuff to put on my profile 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not that I know of. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My crazieness. I am the crazist person in my school. 3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A Dog 5. HOW MANY KIDSDO YOU WANT? WTSC are those. 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I wish on StarClan 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I CAN'T TELL YOU! 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes. usually it is too messy to even compliment. 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? BBACON! 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails. it usually happens when i'm nervous or anxious or hungry or bored. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have any. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course! Me and my best friend can take over Germany then the world! 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not usually. It's what's on the inside that counts. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Thinking of every way to kill Ashlee, Hitler, whoever pissed me off. 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my head. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOYAS A CHILD? I can't remeber?! I can hardly remeber a few hours ago! 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELLPHONE? i'd rather not say. 62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yea. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No, of course not! 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOKFOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Why, you think I would like you? 66. WHAT AREYOUR NICKNAMES? Random 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Honestly, i don't know half the band/singers of the songs i listen to. 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW Ghost Adventures! 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SATSCORE? What in STarClans name is that?! 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? WHERE IS ME CHOCOLATE 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS ANDTOES No... sarcasm 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Uh...um...hmmm...well... 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I've done thins before so yeah. 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Look, i'm not a NASCAR driver, i don't know! 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No, it's a waste of time. 76. WHAT AREYOU LISTENING TO? I can hear my sis playing Mindcraft downstairs so... 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Can't say. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? That's for me to know and you to never find out. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? ALL 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? so, so many things. Ashlee is one 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Feb. 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? ME 85. WHAT IS Y0UR HAIR COLOR? Brownish Blackish 86. EYECOLOR? blue 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOd RESTURANT? idk 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? NO! BARF!! 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? As a movie or a show? 2. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my b-day 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Alto Sax. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I hatet poliics. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? I liike them huggez 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? I have no idea what that means 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? nothing 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? ? 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Wizard Heir 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE Nonexistant. Funny quotes people say: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it? Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days..." A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! 44 Things a girl would die for 1-touch her waist are you remembering this? 6-hug her keep reading 11-smile with her Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 26-don't lie to her are you still reading this? u better be, its important 31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too. remember this next time you are with her 36. when people diss her, stand up for her. take her side no matter what. MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED 41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears. 43. Take her for long walks at night. (she'll feel safe, if you put your arms around her.) youll never know when she needs just a lil more love re-post this in 20 sec. or you will lose the one you care about the most!! Guys Repost: "i would do this for her" (I have no one who likes me) Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself) There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you repost this within the next 5 min. Sorry, but nothing happened to me. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? People are like slinkies. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!! Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!" They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Whoever said that nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. = I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. "To be is to do" Socrates "To do is to be" Sartre "Do be do be do." Sinatra Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. Im not as random as you think I salad. It's okay pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. God made men first then...He had a better idea! If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. Wanna hear a joke? ...miley cyrus. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh? Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos? Making us all wish we were blind:Speedo. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with flour, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig... Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! Someone told me its illegal to kill someone for pissing you off...crap...! I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..) RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur! Grant me the serenity to accept things I can not change... And the shovel to hide the bodies of those who piss me off... Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”. Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO CRAP YOURSELF!! You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass! I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( ) I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? HELL- Where all the fun people end up! Ne the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap she's up!” Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine! It better to have loved and lost then to live with the PSYCHO the rest of your life! Only You!... can help me hide the bodies! I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people! Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? air 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Ghost Adventures 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:00 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:01 6 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Minecraft 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I think I have a stalker 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? This is a survay? UH... other wastful "survays" 9. What are you wearing? Nothing(Don't you love sarcasm) 10. Did you dream last night? Of me and James Bond saving the world from a german person named Hitler 11. When did you last laugh? wait... now 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? a picture 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yea.. I saw a alian eat a Taquito(Again, don't you just love sarcasm) 14. What do you think of this quiz? You are my worst enemy because I foiled your plans and you are trying to discover my weakness.. BUT YOU CAN'T! 15. What is the last film you saw? Skyfall. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? All of the James Bond books, a ocean-view house in Maryland and I shall not let you find any of my weaknesses in this 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: AHA! You think your little spies can discover my weakness. Well think again! 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make Abraham Lincoln president again 19. Do you like to dance? Sometimes... 20. George Bush: Um he was a president 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? I don't know.. Sahsha? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Luke Jason MyLastName A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true... (why do I keep posting all these love stuff) Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. (Oh I see why now) -If love isn't a game then . All girls secretly love a guy who can sing.(MEGA-Turn-On) . Just so you know, girls want to smell you from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away. Girls HATE players!! . Most girls would rather cuddle than makeout (unless they're sluts) We love it when you put your arm around us at the movies.(especially the scary ones) We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there. Please, if you really need to talk about your size, use your guy friends, not us. . Pretty much all girls like to talk about something, so feel free to call us. .We LOVE suprises, that is , the good ones. Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or fighing. It doesn't work; you just look like a jerk. When you pick on the girl you like, she won't think your interested or cool. She'll just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic.. of girls...) . Every girl wants to feel special, even if its just to you. .Being able to make your girl laugh = MAJOR brownie points! .Guitarists = sexy Pianists = sensitivty We absolutly HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us. .Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl... . Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute". . We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decensy to tell us! . When we say the we're cold, we either want you to come closer or give us your jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress your girl, hold her tight and put your jacket around her while you're still wearing it. Its amazingly romantic! (as long as you don't grope her) . Hugs can mean more than kisses sometimes. . If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect momnet will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it! . We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselves. .Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes we do notice when your eyes wander) .We want the same respect that you give to other guys, but we really don't want you to treat us like them...(chest bumbs are never ok) .Never cheat!! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too. . When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other girls' bodies. That's just rude. .Not all girls are about money. The one who are give us all a bad name. . It's weird when you take longer to get ready than we do... .If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way. . It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. . Not all women are bad drivers. . Not all women are ditzes. . Anything you say or do with . When you say you don't like it when we wear makeup, don't just leave it at that. It helps to tell us why. . It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please. . This one may seem weird. We love keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they remind us of you, they smell like you, and it makes us feel like you're there holding us even when you aren't. . When you're dating a girl and you introduce her to your friends, you had better say that she's your girlfriend. . When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big pricetag. . The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always comes before any good romantic relationship. . Have I metioned that we like respect? All girls want to be told I LOVE YOU now and then and possibly whisper it in her ear when you are having a moment. . Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means she's attracted to you, but she's afraid that she'll be showing too much. . When you calm a girl down (and believe me, you will need to do this someday), try your hardest to make her laugh, but never make her feel stupid for being so worked up in the first place. If you go through our purse, you probably won't like what you see. So please don't even bother going through it or you will get bitch slapped. . Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys(friends, brothers and her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line. . Girls dont like show-offs. Just be yourself we'll like you better that way and if a girl dosent like the real you she's not worth your time. . Face it. Girls really aren't impressed when you spend the whole day showing off your muscles... . When shes upset hold her and tell her she'll be fine even if she says it wont, convince her it will be. . Don't disrespect her in ANYWAY. . Now and again flatter her with compliments. . Also if shes gettin hurt in anyway stand up for her dont stand and watch her get her shes your girlfriend for fudg . Also if shes gettin hurt in anyway stand up for her dont stand and watch her get her shes your girlfriend for fudge sake!! . Don't think that just because you didn't tell us we are never going to find out. Our friends know EVERYTHING. . EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven't. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night. . When we're not talking to you on MSN, we're actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us). . When we act sad, we want you to hug us. . Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that's the part you say you love us. . We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day. . We don't care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test. We are very, very scared of scaring you away. . We don't care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes. . Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines. We have mood swings. Get over it. . Everytime you're around other girls, we worry they are better than us. . We don't want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is. . Movies like 'He's Just Not That Into You' depress us. . We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you. . We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best. . We hate it when you go to discos without us. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl. . Don't brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure. . When we say everything is 'fine', it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces. . Don't just say 'ok' when we say we don't want to talk about it. . If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend. . If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you. . We think you are the best guy in the world. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us. We really do want you to stick up for us. . Compliments. We love them. . Be on time. We will think you don't care if you're not on time at a certain place. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter. . We don't care if you couldn't come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don't lie to us. . We like cuddling up to you so let us. . Silent Treatment Short Answers Not Smiling or Laughing Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. . You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday. . Do not ask what's wrong. We'll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us. . You need to tell us what you think of us, we don't make assumptions (apart from 'OMG HE'S GONE OFF ME HASN'T HE?!') . Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS. . Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren't in a bad mood. . Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook. . We never forget things. Ever. We over-analyze everything.We over-react to everything.When we are mad at you, we aren't actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again. Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary. . Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile. . We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters. . We don't like being used. . We like it when you do un-expected nice things. We usually don't let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad... . This is the way it works: You don't give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don't give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special. . Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time. . When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot. . No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil. When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. When she misses you, she's hurting inside. When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers. When she walks away from you mad, follow her. When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go. When she ignores you, give her your attention. When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared, protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth. When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does. Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. Don't let her have the last word. Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better. Say you love her more than she could ever love you. Argue that she is the best girl ever. When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go. When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it. Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her. Call her before you sleep and after you wake up. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. Let her into your world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?" After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too Try Not To Cry: Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny got the gun from his big brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much. And please tell my boyfriend that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little brother that he is the only one now. And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best. Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers, I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors, I know that they really did try. I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great big crack I ran as fast as I could. Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new! I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you". In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye" Now you have 2 choices: 1) Re-post this message. OR 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. My name is Tiffany IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! Girls You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Who needs SLEEP?) You write fanfictions about the book. (YEPAROO) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeparoo) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not really) Everything reminds you of the book. (Mhm) You quote random lines all the time. (Nada) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (YEAH! LET'S GO SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT!) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Eh..) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yeah!) you've got a book basically memorized (Not yet) You've read a book more than five times. (I know! Funess!) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (One day) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Of course they're fake! I am just delusional... WAIT! NO! i'M ALWAYAS RIGHT) Congrats if you actually read every single thing on here! I made it extra long. Now, of course, I want you to listen to things BELOW THE BOLDED LINE! line Don't worry, if you somehow bring up Nazis or something in a conversation with me, I won't hate you. Just because I'm Jewish (And German) doesn't mean I will freak out if I hear Hitler's name or the word Nazi. I understand that is the past and I am mature enough to speak about it. And don't be surprised if I mention this stuff, also. So don't be like "I thought you were a Jew, but you're okay if we talk about the Holocaust. Not to mention that your German" I will ignore you from then on. I am okay if you want to argue with me. Just don't freak out if I shun you for awhile if I lose the argument (Or win) If I don't reply to PMs at first, I don't hate you. UJU' I like AusHun and dislike PruHun | |||||||
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