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Joined 11-25-07, id: 1430257, Profile Updated: 08-14-08

hmm...well as for myself ill only tell you a little...I changed my user name, it used to be kodomo_of_hokori but i like lazy avenger better... also my old account is narutoxin so im like it when people mail me here and not there so please do so..oh, and special mentions to Akira Thorn, my best friend, of course Akira isnt her real name but if you really want to know her name that bad then read her profile

Name- Cyrene...its not a very common name and most people pronounce it wrong, like this one lady that kept calling me siren...it was weird but i never corrected her, and im a girl for you dummies who cant figure out if that its a girls name

I also want to add that I am from California, because i myself always wonder where other people are from...

favorite artists- Pink, Breaking Benjamen, Demon Hunter, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Living Sacrifice, Korn...I really love the artist Pink she is like sooo awesome and i am listening to her music now...

hmm...well my favorite couples are- neji-tenten, shikamaru-temari, kakashi-sakura, kakashi-anko, sasuke-sakura, itachi-sakura, and hinata-naruto...um, most of the people think the whole kakashi-sakura thing is messed up but i like it for some reason...

i also like saying hmm...its fun cuz it makes it sound like you are either smart, and you are thinking or that you are stupid and are thinking of random thoughts and not really paying attention at all

i also love to ramble and make up weird creepy sayings like - you remember that time when i jumped off the roof and into the lake and got eaten by snakes, then i was still alive and so i went and hugged a tree but it turned out i was only dreaming so then i woke up and then went back to sleep and then my alarm went off and i went to school?...weird huh?

i also have a weird obsession with squeezy cheese and mountain dew: livewire...i like the cheese because you can doodle on crackers with it, and the mountain dew makes me hyper

favorite naruto characters- shikamaru, tenten, temari, neji, kakashi, sakura, deidara, itachi

Animes I've Watched Or Am Watching- Ranma 1/2, Elfen Lied, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Black Lagoon, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Love Hina, Dragon Ball, Inuyasha, Tenchi Universe, Rosario+Vampire, Blood, Ouran High School Host Club, Ah! My Goddess, Ai Yori Aoshi, Ninja Nonsense, RahXephon, .Hack//The Legend Of Twilight. keep in mind I've watched d all these in about a year. Most of them i have begun to watch or finished recently.

Well, i dont have much to say, but just a few things about me, i love naruto (duh), I like to be random, i mean who likes to be boring? not me...actually most people at my school think that i am weird...let me give you an example of what i do on a regular basis. About once a day i got up to these random girls who like to talk privately and gossip, so i walk up to their little group and jump in their circle and say " HI! so watcha doin? Talking about secrets? Ooh tell me I wanna know.."or i will yell HIIII!! and give them a big two handed wave from afar so then they all turn and look at me...i think I embarrass Akira when i do that since i am usually walking with her when i decide to say 'hi' to them. I am a very friendly person when i want to be..and no i dont mean the perverted definition of friendly, i am like in the seventh grade so i dont talk like that...well i think like that, cuz i swear i am mentally scarred from all of the fanfiction i read...anything can trigger the evil 'bad thoughts' i developed after reading fanfiction...im not sorry about reading the romance fanfiction, but it becomes a little gross when you cant look at a couple without bad images plaguing you mind...especially if it is old people...ugh man i am such a pervert for my age, but its not my fault...I blame it on fanfiction!! I also must recommend you watch Elfen Lied, it is a phenomenal anime,but beware, this anime has nudity, violence, and gore so if you are embarrassed or creeped out by those things than i suggest you dont watch it. I also enjoy reading, a lot. I have a reading level of twelfth grade standard, the highest it can go, and I'm proud of it too =). I also read somewhere that at age twelve you only have like 1/8 of your hormones...and I'm kinda scared cuz if I'm this perverted now, I'm not sure what im gonna be like in high school... -shivers-

I made a account on youtube with my friends, and i plan on posting some videos soon so look up KurokawaVideos when you get your next chance. It will be harder to post seeing as though im still in school so dont expect anything until like mid January and I get the whole 'school' thing settled down.

Also it is kinda cheesy but i live by this code so dont laugh- "Individuality means personality" , cool huh? i mean come on if we didnt have any individual people out there we would all be barbie clones.

If you have ever pretended to have a dual personality copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a full fledged goldfish war with your friends copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a staring contest with yourself in the mirror copy and paste this to your profile

BYE FOR NOW PPLS!!

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College Applications for the Naruto World by NinjaPower reviews
Ever wondered what the college applications of the Naruto characters would be? Wonder no more! For here all the Naruto characters compete to get into the top college, Konoha University! See their applications and the graders reactions! AU RxR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage: A Death Sentence by Shikyo no Amatsu Shinsei reviews
The job of Hokage can often bring pain to those around her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Clawing Temptations by Fallen to Earth reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a painful ordeal, putting her through heartbreak similar to when Sasuke left. What will become of the beloved kunoichi? Sequel to "Taken By Force."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,103 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Help From The Shadows by Ms-Emi-Uzumaki reviews
Ino is taken one night and raped. Can Shikamaru help her? ShikaIno Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - [Shikamaru N., Ino Y.] Hinata H. - Complete
All Thanks To The Keys by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/ShikaIno/ He looked at her confusedly, but as she raised his keys for him to see his eyes widen and he quickly checked his pockets. Soon his eyes narrowed to the girl and he scoffed. 'That damn troublesome girl took my keys...'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2008 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Why Me? by HERSHEY'S LOVER reviews
The day Shikamaru and Temari finally go on an actually date, but did it go good like all dates are? READ TO FIND OUT! DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Higher, Faster, Stronger by Archerelf reviews
Sakura recently moved to Konoha and she stands out as a football player. Problem? There's no girls team. So she tries out for the boys team. Will cold captain Sasuke warm up to her? Will she even be allowed to play? R and R please. Eventually SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,706 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Story of a Girl by sugarmonkey778 reviews
Tenten is orphaned as a baby and adopted into the Yamanaka family, when she starts to dig into her family history what does she find? and when a certain long haired Hyuga decides to help her what will bloom between them? NejixTen other parrings scattered
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,337 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Neji H., Tenten] Ino Y. - Complete
The EMBARASSMENT a Kunai can Give DUN DUN DUN by Shikyo no Amatsu Shinsei reviews
When Tenten spies a Kunai in a shop window, she drags Neji along with her. Jiraiya owns the shop. What could possibly go wrong? DUH! soulswitching! And this just after Tenten finds out she has a Kekke genkai? And just before Neji is to meet his fiancee!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,566 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
NejiTen by Teera-Chan reviews
Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. Anyways Tenten forgets to pute her hair up, the guys go gaga, the girls get jealous, and Tenten's in for a long day! I don't own Naruto! Please read! T just to be safe although it's probably more of a K....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Why Shikamaru is lazy by RishiGenki reviews
Ino asks Shikamaru why he's so lazy, and he lets her into his heart. Cute oneshot fic. ShikaxIno. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,049 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Spring Time of Youth by Tonic the Hedgehog reviews
The genin of The Village Hidden in Leaves are growing up... and their beginning to learn things about themselves and feel things for others that no sensei could ever teach them. NejiTen ShikaTem InoCho. Don't let low review count fool you! Good stuff here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,932 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Sugar Pills by 123PIKACHU reviews
[Oneshot contest entry for IrisEclipsed and NakoudoByakugan] Neji always wanted to know what was so special about TenTen's soldier pills. Like why it made her so darn hyper after five seconds of eating it. So Neji, being the curious genius he is finds out
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ちょうど、私愛する覚えなさい by waroftheposes reviews
Complete Now. Shikamaru lay on her bed, just where she'd imagined he'd be. She tried to fold her arms but remembered that she couldn't, so she just glared at him and hoped for the dreamif it was a dreamto end. ShikaTema and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,459 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Through the Mask by Momosportif reviews
KakaAnko fluffish about forging a friendship back in their academy years. I don't own Naruto of course. Please enjoy and comment if the mood waylays you as you attempt to hit the back button. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tenten Shouldn't Drink Soda by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[One Shot] Team Guy has the day off. What do they do? Go to a festival of course! Tenten get's hyper from soda...and where the heck is Mr.Marbles? [NejiTen Mild SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ninja Sleepover, Couple Style by neji.tenten.girl reviews
Neji and TEnten, Shikamaru and Temari, Sasuke and Sakura, Sleepover! And even you people not seeking romance, you'll get dragged into the humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Party Drinks and Powdered Sugar by UntappedChaos reviews
Hyper Neji, plus freaked out Tenten equals havoc on it's own. But then multiply by jealous Sasuke and fears of rumors, subtract a shirt and add a kiss. Can you believe how far a little party drink will go?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
No Such Thing As A Beautiful Goodbye by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. They've only one night left to live. Many pairings & lots of angst.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Blue Monarch by Star Otaku reviews
No. I do not know you, Hanabishi-san. Please do not dishonour me. I can not act so intimately with a man who is not my husband." With that declaration, Kaoru's arms fell away, and with them, all Aoi ever knew.
Ai Yori Aoshi - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
It Ain't Paradise by antilogicgirl reviews
Someone has done the unspeakable. They've stolen Kakashi's entire collection of hentai. He sets out in search of suspects, and uses intimidation and psycholocial torture to get information, but it backfires.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
My Chocolate by entanglednthorns reviews
NejiTen. Tenten's coming over and Neji makes sure to hide his chocolate bars very well. But how does this make them end up in a liplock? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just another sunny day by micalily reviews
Nejiten Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
cooking's not THAT hard by micalily reviews
nejiten [one shot] Team Gai learns to cook. Lee sees Sakura on the way and proceeds to woo her, leaving Tenten and Neji alone…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete