My names Spokensilenc3. No it's not. It's actually Alena. Hi.

I don't talk much… but I type a lot. :)

You can call me Spoken. Or Silence. Or Alena. Or Lane. Or Laney. Or Al. Or whatever.

I love Maximum Ride, Kane Chronicles, Skulduggery Pleasant, Divergent Trilogy and all of Tamora Pierce's books. I also like reading Artemis Fowl, the Maze Runner Series, Kristin Cashore books, and I love John Green (The Fault in Our Stars, Looking For Alaska), my favourite book is Reboot (no clue what the author's name is, I don't have the book right now). I have more than four hundred books on my bookshelves. In my room.

I'm a girl, and I love writing.

I love music, mostly Eminem and Rihanna and Lana Del Ray and Pink.

I like the X-Men movies.

I play netball, tennis, violin and clarinet.

I'm working on a few stories for Maximum Ride.

I love the Bourne movies. Absolutely love them.

I promise to try to update as regularly as possible, and if anyone needs anything or has suggestions for my stories please PM me. Or if you just wanna talk. Trust me, I'll reply.

And Divided by Zero did the cover image for A Reason to Live- she's awesome, go see her if you need a cover done. :)

If you don't want to read all of this, don't.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

...er, yeah. But if you knew the guys who asked me, you would know why I refused.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Off the Internet.

3) What's your middle name?

Don't have one.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and glad about it.

5) Does your crush like you back?

No crush at the moment. I haven't had a crush since a little while ago.

6) What is your current mood?

Tired. Very tired.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Let me check... They're dark blue.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black.

9) Missing something?

My sanity. And my sleep.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

The fact that humans ever existed, of course.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Bird. So I could FLY.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Brother woke me up today. Nearly scared to death.

13) Something you do a lot?

Write.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Legacy by Eminem.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

3ThingsWithWings (thanks) ;)

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Some guy named Jason.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Like, a year ago.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

NO NO NO NO NO WAY

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Invisibility. So I can go places I'm not meant to be ;)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Ummmm... I dunno. Let me go out and try it. (Whether or not they have a beard.)

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been. (I live in Australia, so.)

22) What's your biggest secret?

Of course I'm gonna put that up on FanFiction for one million people to see. (A lot of people in the 'real world' actually don't know I write. So..)

23) Favorite color?

Black or grey or green.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Hardly watch any TV... But if did... Definitely.

25) What are you?

Don't even know. Let me ask my brother. He says, 'Introverted blonde teenager.' Wow. Thank you, Dear Brother.

26) Do you speak any other language?

Little bit of Italian.

27) What's your favorite smell?

My brother's deodorant. And cigarette smoke (unfortunately).

28) Describe your life in one word. What would it be?

Mine.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

No. Nor would I want to. Kissing under a roof seems very fine to me. And a lot less wet.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

I'm thinking that I should go to bed.

31) What should you be doing?

BED.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Ex BF

33) Do you like working in the yard?

...no.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I like mine fine.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Don't like anyone of the opposite sex at the moment.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Blonde.

For people who hate stereotypes (the ones bolded are the ones that apply to me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be an idiot.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed (one third Jamaican).

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST have no friends.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be girly.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Relatively young.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Although in this case it's true.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Hehe... No comment.)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I guess?)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST live inside my head.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent, eh?

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST be a crocodile hunter and ride kangaroos. ;)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.