This is not a place to find anything serious, heartfelt or even all that good. This is a place where you shall only find some of the weirdest parodies/crack stories you thought you would never exist. Welcome to my world of nonsense I couldn't bear to put on my usual profile. Where anything goes and I disregard any rule I wish to disregard just to see how long I can get away with it. Where I'm not afraid to openly insult fandoms or people or even myself because what do I care if this weird little section disappears from Fanfiction.net forever?

Welcome to my world of randomness and the just plain weird. You may think of this place as you wish, it doesn't affect me any.

Welcome to Cracked Pistachios kingdom (en face on dumb).