Hi!! I'm Darkkaiser379

I'm warning you I'm a slash writer, I only write het as a side pairing usually.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara

2. Neji

3. Temari

4. Sasuke

5. Hinata

6. Deidara

7. Iruka

8. Kakashi

9. Naruto

10. Rock Lee

11. Shikamaru

12. Itachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No I don't even think they exist

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

To me he's more girly or adorably cute (depends on situation) than hot but he's not bad.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

OMG O_O

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

I'm not even gonna answer that

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um... I suppose it could work but I'm not recommending it

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten. Call me strange but I'm not too keen on NaruHina and I think her and Rock Lee could be cute

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he'd pass out from shock/embarrassment and then rate a lot in mother-hen/Teacher mode when he woke up.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

She saw him fall, She watched her brother win. If only their love weren't so forbidden. Her mask is cracking. She can't pretend anymore.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Probably somewhere but I've never seen any.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Don't even think it's possible but 'Accidently In Love'

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I have no idea but i only do Sasuke as uke. No seme-sasuke.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No but I do

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

maybe but i don't think so

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

probably something 'youthful' lol

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

no idea maybe the internet is for porn by avenue Q

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

M for smut and a hell of a lot of violence

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I don't think it's good but he'd probably say something about youthfulness

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

nonexistant

20) How emo is Seven?

as emo as a fluffy bunny

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Shiro-chan! (Toshiro, Bleach)

2. Gaara (Naruto)

3. L (Death Note)

4. Katsu-kun (Jounichi, Yu-Gi-Oh!)

5. Kyouya (OHSHC)

6. Ren (Shaman King)

7. Roy Mustang (FMA)

8. Satoshi Hiwatari (DN Angel)

9. Wolfram (Kyo Kara Maou)

10. Max (Beyblade)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

OMG am I being attacked? What's the emergency!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

awww ok you're adorable!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

OMG we you invetigating me? I promise I'm not Kira!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

We need to break the spell! Quick fetch the gang! Wolfram would never leave Yuri!

5 cooked you dinner?

He cooked it?... Or hired chefs to cook it?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

YAY steal Kwan dao so he can't kill me then stare at him

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

AWESOME can you teach me Alchemy!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

AWWWW poor Sato-kun I'll make sure Daisuke deals with Dark for that

9 made fun of your friends?

bastard must.not.slap. I'll get Yuri to make him apologise

10 ignored you all the time?

Maxie! What did I do! Why would you do that! T_T

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Protect me _

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

treat me with his little first age knowledge then carry me to a medic nin by sand

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Cake?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

recklessly charge in to save me while someone else tries to stop him and calls the fire brigade

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

probably tell me something along the lines of you're an idiot stop it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

firstly I would't want to marry max you're lovable but not in that way. secondly Ren doesn't know us/ wouldn't care.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

maybe tease me into being pissed off at him and forgetting about it for now

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

he probaly wouldn't T_T or he'd bluntly tell me to calm down

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

shout at me not to be a wimp and shout mean encouragement

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

he was probably in on whatever made me laugh hysterically & would be laughing with me

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he's calm, mysterious, enigmatic and he's really cute!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

O_o Where did you meet him! And sorry Gaa-kun but he's too in love with Yuri it's never gonna happen

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

They'd probably think he was really weird. Especially if he mentions Kira.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Again, where did you meet! Wolfram is a pretty bishounen so it's not surprising. He's still not gonna leave Yuri though.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I don't think so. They would get along great though they'reth so high class.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Never thought I'd see Ren like that. I'd do nothing unless I wanted by head chopped up.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Do I look really good, is he gonna flirt with me? Or is it so bad he's trying not to say anything.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Um... Sato... You're a guy!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you her love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Who are you cause you're not Wolfram!!

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

OMG! Am I in a crossover dimention!

Friendship part

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Even if they could meet. No. They'd not work at all!

Would number 2 trust number 5?

I don't know Gaara's not very trusting.

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

Probably not. Unless he was going to chase girls.

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?

A poking war! and numb arms

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Kyou-kun IS in school! Shiro-kun might take some kind of sports to keep training.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Ren would make Chinese and L would make cakes.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

uh...a military job

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

I didn't know Satoshi could cut hair. I didn't think Kyouya would trust a 'commoner' to do ith either

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

I don't think so unless he looks people that look like blobs.

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Satoshi may be tell Max that babies don't come from mr stork.

What would happen if...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Max would pout and Shiro would apologise

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

Gaara has a girlfriend? And the mazoku don't own computers so maybe Yuri would get it and blush.

4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?

Roy may either be scarred for life or converted XD

5 and 6 did a work-out together?

OMG is Kyouya okay?! Did Ren kill him?!

6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?

Oops now he's going to besnobby and ignore me T_T

7 won the lottery?

He's rich enough already but he'd still rub it in (and get shot by Riza)

8 had quite a big secret?

Oh it's ok, I already know you've got a demonic angel stuck inside you're head.

9 became a singer?

Well he's got the bishounen looks down, if only he could convert yelling to singing

10 got a daughter?

Maxie! And I thought you were pure and innocent!

Last part!

What would 1 think of 2?

I have no idea, he might like him or think he's weird

What would 2 find weird about 3?

EVERYTHING!!

How would 3 greet 4?

Hello At the moment there is a 1 percent chance that you are Kira

What would 4 envy about 5?

His money/ skill with girls

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Nightmares about their workout session

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both Asian

What would make 7 angry at 8?

probably tease him.

Where would 8 meet 9?

They probably wouldn't but they may see each other if Wolfram went to earth with Yuri

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

There is NOTHING Wofram wouldn't dare to say

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His Zanpakto or Hyorinmaru

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Just wanted to let you know about my upcoming fic. It's called Mistaken love, here's the summary:

It's a beyblade fanfic. The pairin is TalaxKaix_ and BryanxTala. Tala and Kai have been Dating for a few years when Kai finds Tala cheang with Bryan. Tala chooses Bryan over Kai so he leaves. Kai then goes to live with_ and his team. He settles into a new life and is beginning to be happy again. Then all the teams have a reunion and Tala starts to think that maybe he's made a mistake. Has he? Who will end up with who? It will include a little bit of MPreg but it won't be the main storyline, just a small part of it.

Initially the idea was TalaxKaixMichael but then someone suggested to me that Miguel may work better. Fill in the blanks with either Michael or Miguel and then vote on which one you thought of.

Edit 23/11/08 Sorry it's taking so long I've written two versions of the first chapter, I just want to wait until the poll reaches a decent amount of votes to know which one to post. (At least 12)

Update: 13/6/09 Im so sorry Mistaken Love isnt up yet! I've got really bad writers block and just can't do it.I'll try and get over it and hopefully put it up before the end of the year but I make no promises.

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