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And Love Said No by Mer3Girl reviews
Larmina is infatuated with Keith Kogane. Little does she know that it will lead to an affair behind closed doors. Rated M for sex scenes. Larmina/Keith affair. Inspired by "And Love Said No" by HIM. *HIATUS
Voltron - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,530 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Keith K., Larmina
Just a simple question by Broken.Hell reviews
It was just a simple question..."what's gay?" Superboy asked, but he just ended up even more confused...
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
The way of the Dog by RaeTakesTheWorld reviews
What happens when a wolf's mating season takes over? As they progress through the mating season Jake and Nessie venture on a life of their own. Soon problems arise, problems possibly too hard to overcome... M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,122 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
All The Right Moves by SallyOn reviews
What happens to the Voltron Force after Larmina takes over Blue Lion from her Aunt. It will deal with her interactions with the team, especially one in particular. Story is set after 'Roots of Evil' and later chapters will deal with mature subjects.
Voltron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,470 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Larmina, Pidge S. - Complete
Renesmee's Storytime by Rose Tyler reviews
When Renesmee asks for a story, Jacob and the Cullens decide to tell their own versions of classic fairytales.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010
whoese the daddy by dazallwhite reviews
5 min lunchtime giggle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Gravity A JacobRenesmee Story by unusuallydeep reviews
As Renesmee grows older, Jacob's feelings for her begin to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Nessie and Edward's Shopping Trip And Other Tales by Keira Higurashi reviews
Nessie's adventures in . . . life! Follow her through her life with the Cullens and the pack!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Emmett's Back! by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Charlie is called to arrest a Cullen. Guess who! Emmett! But Emmett's not alone. Laughing is guaranteed. Charlie Emmett Renesmee! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Charlie S., Emmett - Complete
Sex Life of Nessie and Jacob by Jacob's.Home.Gurrl reviews
Edward and Bella give Nessie the sex talk, only to find out that Jacob had already gone farther than that. Rated M. Some Lemons, after the 2nd chapter. First Chapter: Sex Talk from Bella and Edward. The rest about the Sex life of Nessie and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
On The Rag by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Nessie wants to grow up. Fast. Strange little Jake/Nessie oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Naughty Nanny by sirenastarot reviews
Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
The Talk with Edward and Renesmee by Tina Cullen reviews
After Renesmee and Jacob kiss, Edward and Bella decide it's time to discuss the Birds and the Bees with her. Chaos ensues with the family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Lol Emmett and Alice by Alice Cullens biggest fan ever reviews
Crazy Emmett and Alice sing songs.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
The Sex Talk by RedPrince-Chan reviews
Its about time when Renesmee and Jacob start dating. But before they can even hold hands Edward and Bella give them 'the talk'. I think its funnier then it sounds lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Crackfic of glory! by Dazzlehnd reviews
Includes throwing people out windows, rosalie smuggling beer into the cullen's house, alex evans *eee*, crazy fangirliness, animal suits modeled by the lovely jasper, drinking competitions, dance parties, and dance parties to EDWARD'S SINGING! HHOMG!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Dancing by jordananne reviews
Alice and Emmett get bored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
doll of bella by vampirechick123 reviews
a carlisle and alice moment where alice has a stupid idea and it is up to carlisle to stop her please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete