Hi!

I'm a girl.

My sister's account/ penname in bloody snowflakes or something like that, all I know is that it had snowflake in it...

Don't want to tell you my name, but I'm an avid Naruto fan

If any of you have just started a new fanfic and want me to check it out, pls let me know.

My favorite type of fanfic is female Naruto, and/or sakura/sasuke/kakashi bashing.

Prefer not to read boy/boy and girl/girl unless it's a really good story.

.Check this out...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

“Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.”

“Life ends but revenge is forever”

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

"When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

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Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
If they don't have chocolate in heaven.. I ain't going!
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the Kitchen.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me.. you will NOT win!
You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up!
All stressed out and no one to choke.
Don't upset me! I'm running out places to hide the bodies!
I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?
God must love stupid people...he made so many!
Judge me all you want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!
In theory, everything works.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
I just love nonverbal communication!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they don’t laugh.
DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
"Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her butt."
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

If I had no sense of humor then I would have commited suicide long ago - MahatmaGhandi

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience

If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

Do good S&M fans go to hell?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day,
nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

There’s a reason why Claymores say ‘This side towards enemy’

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a
discharge for loving one

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a
question or two

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Jetflash

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

The whisper of a secret,

A wisp of dreams lost,

A pinch of love spurned,

A hint of hope,

The sound of silence,

And a cat’s footstep.

All to make a simple miracle.

We are the writers,

The dreamweavers,

We fabricate the line between myth and reality;

In our stories, we blur that line so myth becomes reality,

And reality becomes myth.