A Poem Written By SloTurtle

Readers

You have stayed loyal, through and through. Reading my stories, when there is nothing to do. And though you may sometimes find my writing a bore, You always know that soon, surprises are in store.

This I write, on my laptop lagging. You all give me hope, and faith. You all are the reason that my family is bragging. To you we tip our hats, bowties, and scarves. To you, the loyal readers, whom bear the stories of ours.

Spelling errors, writing deficiencies, and far more cringe moments. You share, bear, and hardly anyone notices. Our dearest readers, the ones who keep us alive! You are the ones on which the fandoms thrive!

So, us writers should be the ones to call:

Thank you! To our readers. Thank you all.

Sincerely,
Writers

I hope you guys get to join me on my adventures of writing in the near future. And remember, Please review on my stuff, Tell me how it is. Your advice helps me a LOT. Thanks for all your support! :3

I have to remember this number soooooo, I keep it up here :P 2/23/14.

Thanks guys, for all your support (said that about twenty times in here), And thanks for reading and reviewing my stories.

Places where people have read my stories. Gotta keep track, ya know.

1. Australia!
2. Uganda!
3. Japan!
4. China!
5. United Kingdom!
6. United States!
7. Canada!
8. Iceland!
9. Poland!
10. India!
11. South America!
12. Austria!
13. Ecuador!
14. New Zealand!
15. France!
16. Ireland!
17. Netherlands!
18. Serbia!
19. Montenegro!
20. Germany!
21. Chile!
22. Denmark!
23. Spain!
24. Philippines!
25. Russia!
26. Brunei Darussalam!
27. Italy!
28. Finland!
29. Brazil!
30. Mexico!
31. Singapore!
32. Sweden!
33. Portugal!
34. Argentina!
35. Malaysia!
36. Kuwait!
37. Fiji!
38. Jersey!
39. Israel!
40. Slovenia!
41. Cuba!
42. Czech Revar!
43. South Africa!
44. Uruguay!
45. Estonia!
46. Ukraine!
47. Puerto Rico!
48. Aruba!
49. Bosnia!
50. Herzegovina!
51. Republic of Korea!
52. Russian Federation!
53. Switzerland!
54. Belgium!
55. Greece!
56. Turkey!
57. Cayman Islands!
58. Pakistan!
59. Hungary!
60. Panama!
61. Egypt!
62. Lithuania!
63. Venezuela!
64. Morocco!
65. Georgia!
66. Norway!
67. Bahrain!
68. Thailand!
69. Guam!
70. Qatar!
71. Malta
72. Slovakia!
73. Barbados!
74. Vietnam!
75. Hong Kong!
76. Mongolia!
77. Europe! (Don't call me stupid, the chart said 'By Country'. All I want to know is where it is)
78. Jordan!
79. Croatia!
80. Taiwan!
81. Romania!
82. Trinidad!
83. Faroe Islands!
84. Haiti!
85. Tobago! ( Gasps for air)
86. Belarus!
87. Latvia!
88. Peru!
89. Jamaica!
90. Islamic Republic of Iran!
91. Bahamas!
92. United Arab Emirates!
93. and Indonesia! Done! I will be constantly updating where people read my stories.

RAINBOWS!RAINBOWS!RAINBOWS!

List your 12 favorite Marvel characters in no particular order:

1. Wolverine
2. Cyclops
3. Professor X
4. Tony Stark
5. Bruce Banner
6. Rocket
7. Thor
8. Loki
9. Gambit
10. Nick Fury
11. Steve Rodgers
12. Quicksilver

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nope. No, I do not believe in bestiality... only when it involves Cap. America though.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes, very much so. Who wouldn't? He's a playboy, billionaire, genius, philanthropist!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

. . . N-no... Total universal annihilation Jim... Total annihilation... Also, an adorable white-haired, fast as light, frostgiant god would be unleashed upon the world.

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, all too well. ;3

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! CYCLOPS IS MINE! I'm fine with both of them, but not together. . . Just- WHY!?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I think 5/10 would be kind of cute, but I wouldn't ship it farther than the loading dock.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Thor would be like, "Thor out!" and Scott would just be ALLLLL over Quicksilver.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The leaders of two of the greatest teams on earth... Now room together and have five children who can't walk or see!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Dear gods I hope not...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Quick as Lightning

Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Yep. Savvy.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes, Me and Savvy.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

If Cyclops ended up dying, then yes. Tony/Bruce is an OTP of mine.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Baby You're Not Alone- Darren Criss. I can totally imagine Thor and Loki just standing on a stage, a single spotlight on them.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: VERY FAST BEASTIALITY

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday, it was very very very very... nice.

Is number One hot, how hot?

YES. YES, VERY MUCH! HOTTER THAN SUNBAKED GHOST PEPPERS!!!!!

Would Six and Three make a good couple?

NO. NO. NO. NO-JUST... AGH! NO-JU-WHYYYY!

How would you feel if Seven and Eight were in a heated argument?

They're brothers, it's normal. Thor is probably saying how much he loves Loki and Loki is probably saying how much he wants to kill Thor.

What would you do if Five was a close friend with a sibling of yours?

I'd kill the sibling and keep Bruce in my dungeon. Oh yeah...

How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I'd imagine Loki was trying to savagely beat Steve with a bath toy.

How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way?

Why Scott-senpai??? I thought you loved me... :'C

If you saw Nine and Three together in a bed, how would you react?

I reeeeeally hope they're just testing the strength of the springs...

You just came home from school and all your friends hate you. Plus, you got an F on the biggest project of the year in your best subject. Your parents have grounded you, and you have finally gotten time to rest in your room after a long scolding only to find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you tell him or her?

FURY! GET OUT! Don't you make me take your fabulous eye patch away from you!

What would you do if One was emo and slit his or her wrists?

Well, considering he has regenerating powers, he'd heal pretty quick. I'd end up slapping his stubble off though.

What would you do if Four gave you a daisy?

Aww, Tony- you so cute! Wait... why is the daisy ticking? *BOOM*

Six stole your hair brush. What do you do?

I'll help you brush your tail! Long as you don't have fleas!

Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together and a sing the most annoying song in the world at the top of their lungs at 3 o'clock in the morning. What are your first thoughts?

Is that angels I hear? Huh? Nope, just Tony, Thor, and Remy singing. I'll join them!!!

Two and Eleven are you teachers. How do you react?

I think of them as sort of the same person... Scott would be a little more loose. He would be a reading teacher and Steve would be a history teacher. I'd go around with flowers in my hair, like 'Morning senpai!' and give them chocolates... Oh yeah, I think I'm starting to like school.

What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?

hyperventilates* No one could catch him! I'd be afraid to be around him cause I wouldn't even know what was happening.

One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Seven. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Six, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two.

Logan and Thor are in a happy relationship until Gambit runs off with Thor. Logan, drunk and angry, has a hot one-night stand with Steve and a brief unhappy affair with Rocket(I ship it), then follows the wise advice of Bruce and finds true love with Scott.

What would this fic above be called?

Time to play 'what the hell is Logan on?'!

Thank you guys for reading my stories. I would like to name off a few of you that give me support and/or inspiration.

Savepot- Girl, you're crazy, funny, sometimes you freak me out, but you're important in my life. Not only as a best friend, but as a sister. And that is something that not even my real sister can do.

Typholious- Dude, I barely know you, but you were the first person to respond, to give me a chance. When I had that writers block, sure Savespot made me feel better, but you helped cure it. You gave me that tiny bit of advice that kept me going, made me KNOW that I want to write stories. Man, you write AMAZING stories and make me laugh a hecka lot! You are a fellow Jayfeather fan and writer, my mentor, in a way. You are a Turtle Bro, which is an awesome achievement. Not easy to achieve, mind you! Your line may not be as long as some of these, but it means the utmost importance. Thanks, and may the tortoise be with you.

Everlasting Meow- I have been going through some problems where things get me down, I could just go on here and there your stories would be, waiting to make me laugh until I wet my pants. (didn't happen yet.) I hope someday I can make people smile just like you do. Peace bro.

nerdist2000- Your review on My Own Adventure made me feel like people actually read the stuff I pull out of my brain, I hope you know that I'll always be here to find a synonym word for your stories.

killersmith9999- Dude. I dunno if you're okay with me saying your name...Sooooo, I will just call you Strawberry. Strawberry, you are the newest addition to the gang. Only resently, last year, your people and my people avoided each other. Since you joined, our group has been sillier and crazier than ever, which is saying a lot. Man, sometimes, we bully you, push you around, tease you, But the truth is dude, we do that because we love you. No matter what we say or do, you will ALWAYS be apart of this family.

Even the smallest action can make a difference, Thanks you guys.

Authors you should check out. (These writers' stories are 'Molto Bene!', Very good in Italian lingo.)

Savespot.

Typholious.

Firstmuse.

Everlasting Meow.

thenerdist2000.

RyuNoRainbow.

COMIC-BOOKER.

Fanfictioners that I know In Real Life!

Savespot

Firstmuse

killersmith9999

The Hobbit and The DemiGod

love you guys! ;D