Getting less active. Expect me mostly on here during Wednesdays. Overall, I was last seen here on 11/30/2018.

ABOUT ME:

Hello all! I'm Joey! :) You can call me TheShyK9, as my usual nickname.

I also go by Duke, DJ, Lancer, or Wolford, so feel free to call me as you wish :D

I'm 18.

I'm a story writer.

A bit poetic.

An average adult.

I love to be a lone wolf.

I love to rap.

I love to be very nice and cute to people.

Username goes by TheShyK9(I love Shy Guys from Super Mario)

Other usernames I go by:

Green Bird(Former Poptropican)

ParryKarry(what I get called by from my Miiverse friends for my obsessions with the color purple and Larry Koopa)

10 things I LIKE:

1) Larry Koopa!

2) Purple and Green! (Purple mostly)

3) Hugs!

4) Shy Guys!

5) Ice cream!

6) Burgers!

7) Waterslides!

8) Mario Karting!

9) Adventure/Horror/Friendship/Drama Fanfics!

10) Dogs, Wolves and Foxes!

10 things I DISLIKE:

1) Bullies.

2) Pizza without mushrooms.

3) Chocolate frosting.

4) Grey.

5) Depression

6) Anger.

7) Communication errors on Mario Kart 8.

8) Too much vulgar language.

9) Pink Gold Peach.

10) Spam.

Here you can find stories that will feature me, my Miiverse friends, and of course, my favorite characters!

If I make more than one story and both/all are in-progress, I will update them from time to time, but not very frequently. Please keep this in mind. I can only handle one or two stories at a time.

If you ask for online play, expect me on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch because that's where I'm mostly active. I also have Splatoon 2. Hey, someone bring Larry Koopa over to me now so I can give him a hug please c:

Born on 05/20/2000. I live in Canada, Alberta.

I usually don't like stories that have people getting hurt or left out, or ones that disrespect purple, thinking it is a girl's color.

I have a Nintendo Switch. Friend code coming soon.

I'd appreciate it if you'd read and comment on my stories that I did on Miiverse because I will transfer some of them here! :D

I'm a proud fan of Happy Tree Friends, and my top 3 characters in order are Handy, Shifty/Lifty(mostly Lifty), and Toothy. I have my own page on the Happy Tree Friends Fanon Wiki if you HTF fans wanna check me out :D I even have my own OCs.

REMINDERS

•I will make suggestions for new stories sometimes.

•My stories will be rated mostly K and T. I may make a rated M story but only one. Please. I'm not into killing and violence. So only ONE rated M story. Thank you.

•If I am not updating so often, it's either me inactive or busy on the Happy Tree Friends Fanon Wiki.

•Some stories can be requested by friends. Please respect that, because they are counting on me. I'm the one with good grammar.

•I will rarely use curse words in stories. Be aware in rated K stories I will never put slang or cussing.

This is the stupidity test! (Bold the ones that you have done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on(I already had three happy faces and a star lost that way already)

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk(rarely for me)

30. Said "o'clock" after saying how many min after the hour

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt or skirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(in Grade 10 there was an assignment where we had to do a summary consisting of at least 500 words and I wrote a full 1300 word total just because I thought I could get extra credit)

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (my teachers ALWAYS get my name wrong though xD)

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

OC Characters

Lot Whitehall, 23 years old

Height: 5'10"

Personality: Outgoing Leader

Brown hair, black eyes, red tee and black jeans, white socks, and brown boots.

Enjoys video games and schoolwork

Oldest nephew of Trice.

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Gonzales Whitehall, 19 years old

Height: 5'8"

Personality: Independent Artist

Red hair, black eyes, black tee, grey sweatpants, orange socks, and blue shoes.

Is a lover of birds, dragons, furries

Middle nephew of Trice.

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Karry Whitehall, 16 years old

Height: 5'3"

Personality: Independent Free Spirit, Carefree

Red hair, black eyes, yellow tee, light blue jeans, white socks and cleats.

Like Gonzales, he loves animals like said ones, all except raccoons, which he hates very much

Youngest nephew of Trice.

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Wyatt Crossing, 16 years old

Height: 5'5"

Personality: Outgoing Entertainer

Black hair, brown eyes, orange sweater, blue jeans, black socks, green sneakers.

Is into pop singing

Best friend of Karry and the son of Jake.

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April Poulin, 16 years old

Height: 4'11"

Personality: Confident Designer, a bit uptight

Brown hair, black eyes, black tank top, red skirt, green and blue dotted socks, orange shoes.

A girl always willing to help people in need

Daughter of Yarel and Karry's possible girlfriend.

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Yareleto Poulin(Yarel), 36 years old(potentially 16)

Height: 5'8" (36) 4'11" (16)

Personality: Timid, almost always filled with worries

Light blue mohawk aligned with brown sideburns, orange T-shirt, yellow shorts, and teal flip flops.

A person filled with some fears, but loves to sleep

(1) A boy short for his age. Extremely uptight.

(2) Jake and Trice's childhood friend.

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Trice Whitehall, 36 years old(potentially 16)

H5eight: 6' (36) 5'2" (16)

Personality: Intelligent Brainiac

Reddish-brown hair, dark blue jeans, and yellow sweater

(1) The smartest out of DJ's friend pack. A 9th grader who even takes college courses.

(2) A young uncle sworn to care for his three nephews, and loves birds.

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Calixtro(AKA Garfield), 41 years old(potentially 20)

Height: 6'1" (41) 5'10" (20)

Personality: Independent Lone Wolf

Doesn't want to mention his other clothing and/or looks, but has 3-D glasses below a black beanie

Usually likes to be alone doing his own things, as well as a hawk lover

(1) A close friend of DJ and his mates, as well as his step-cousin

(2) A man who used to be uptight being called by his first name during his youth.

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Lorraine, 30 years old

Height: 5'5"

Personality: Outgoing Charmer

Blonde hair, blue eyes, brown shirt, light blue jeans, dark green tie, blue socks and shoes

A kindergarten teacher at Jake, Trice, and Yarel's old elementary school

The younger sister of Calixtro.

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Spike Schweitzer, 19 years old

Height: 5'9"

Personality: Charming but Brusque

Red dyed hair, brown eyes, red shirt with white paint splash, black jeans, black wristbands with spikes on both wrists, white socks, blood red cleats

A high school senior who loves spicy food and flames.

Despises winter.

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Kidd Schweitzer, 19 years old

Height: 5'9"

Personality: Mature and Kind-hearted

Blue dyed hair, brown eyes, dark blue shirt, black jeans, orange leg warmers, green dragon tattoo, white socks, sky blue cleats

A high school senior with honors and loves swimming.

Identical twin of Spike.

Favorite Characters from Games and Movies

Let's start with the games category.

Star Fox: Fox, Falco, Wolf.

Rayman: Rayman, Teensies, Barbara.

Mario: Mario, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Rosalina, Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, Hammer/Boomerang/Fire Bros., Bowser, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton, Bowser Jr.

Sonic: Sonic, Tails, Amy, Shadow, Vector, Dr. Eggman.

Legend of Zelda: Link, Toon Link, Ganondorf, Zelda.

Five Nights At Freddy's: Freddy, Foxy.

Super Smash Bros: Mario, Luigi, Fox(Main), Falco, Yoshi, Charizard, Lucario.

(Top 10) Fire Emblem: Ike, Lucina, Ewan(FE8), Tana(FE8), Hector(FE7), Nino(FE7), Roy(FE6), Sue(FE6), Lugh(FE6), Ray(FE6), Lilina(FE6)

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Other games I like

Assassin's Creed, Call Of Duty, Ratchet and Clank(PS4), Wii Sports Resort.

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Now for the rest. My bro and I have so much in common that I decided to post our favorites.

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Zootopia: Clawhauser, Judy, Nick, Finnick, Gazelle.

Trolls: Branch, Poppy, Smidge, DJ Suki, Satin, Chenille, Biggie.

Monsters University/Inc.: Sulley, Mike, Boo/Mary, Squishy, Art, Johnny, Chip, Javier.

How To Train Your Dragon: Toothless. (Wait, what?? xD)

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Other movies I like

Secret Life Of Pets, Big Hero 6, Pete's Dragon, Frozen, Wreck-It-Ralph, Jurassic Park series, Home, Rio, Fifty Shades of Grey, Ratchet and Clank, X-Men.

Achievements

99999 VR on Mario Kart 8.

99999 BR on Mario Kart 8.

99999 VR again on Mario Kart 8.

99999 VR on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Passing a college-level test.

Getting 90%'s on five Grade 11 exams in a row.

24 hours without sleep.

Finished a story in less than 6 months.

28th worldwide on one of the Rayman Legends Invasion levels.

Top 100 on Neo Bowser City, Time Trials, Mario Kart 8.

Getting Rank X in Splatoon 2 Splat Zones.