Name: Rebelrabbit (but you figured this out already)

Age: ;)

Gender: Male, last time I checked

Sexuality: Straight (I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP ASKING)

Favorite bands: Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Nickleback (fucking shoot me), Tool, Linkin Park, The Offspring. I'm a diverse little shit, ain't I?

K:D Ratio: 6:1

# Of Cats Pissed On: Three

Threesomes Had: Two (it's not as good as you think it is, trust me.)

# Of RP's Active: Two. Look them up in the Chaotic forum here

# Of STDs Contracted: Zero (Don't be silly, wrap your willy. And no anal-to-anything, you sick fuck.)

# Of People Disappointed: Yes

Chickens Kicked: As many as I can

-More Useless Stats Pending-

Info: I'm just another faceless (until I get a profile pic that is) shmuck that wriTes things. I first discovered an interest in writing wHen me and a group of friends wEre making a mini-campaign for Dungeons and Dragons and I was stuck with the much-disliked writer role. I found writinG for it to be...soothing, letting my rAbid imagination flow, and it wasn't long before I far outstretched the simple 5-page bare-bones plotline, and ended up creating a vast, living world, with over 70 pages (!) of lore, ranging froM creatures to cities and even the NPC's backstories. My preference for writing is lore (I fell in love with butchering history) and making characters. I am also a heavy gamer, and spend a shamefully long time staring at thE TV/computer screen. My favorite games are Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Fallout: New Vegas, and 7 Days to Die (in that order).

Favorite 'Mons:
Bannette
Arcanine
Mawile
Mismagius
Weavile
Eeveelutions
Froslass
Absol
Zangoose
Darkrai

Current Fics:
-Shadows of War: For every Tyrant, there is a Hero, and for every Hero, there is a Team that aids him. Jack, a good-natured man with a hidden past, leads an elite team against Team Shadow, a criminal organization that rose from the ashes of its predecessors. Faced with impossible odds combined with a changing world, only one thing is certain about this war. No one and nothing will be left the same.
Characters: OC, Mawile, Arcanine, Mismagius(I can never spell that right). Genres: Adventure/Romance. Rated M for violence, harsh language, and sexual themes (No lemons. Period. Stop asking.)

-Champion of Nightmares: ERROR: DATA CORRUPTED too fucking lazy to copy-paste
Characters: Gengar, Darkrai, Shaymin, Arceus Genres: Adventure/Sci-fi/Romance Rated M for violence, VERY harsh language, disturbing themes, and sexual themes (le ebic lemons)

Upcoming Fics:

-Safe Haven: Half-Breeds were always hated by the world. Mocked, shamed, forced out of their homes and deported simply for existing. Only one place is safe from the racism, known as Half-Breed City. It is a place of relative peace, where half-breeds can go about there lives without worry. Kyle, a Jolteon-Breed with a troubled past, is a new arrival to the small city after fleeing his home, and gets himself wrapped in the middle of a dark secret that runs beneath the city and possibly the entire world.
Characters: [Jolteon, Espeon, Vapereon] Beldom Genres: Crime/Romance(/humor). Rated M for violence, not-as-harsh language, WTF moments, and sexual themes (still no LEMONS GALORE!)

-Wings of Purity: Extremists. Murderers. Terrorists. These are the labels given to the Wings of Purity, a group dedicated to the eradication of half-breeds. The media paints them as senseless renegades, but underneath the names and propaganda, there is a reason for the hatred, a reason that runs down to the very start of known history.
Characters: OC, Gengar. Genres: Adventure/Supernatural. Rated M for language and Deadrising levels of violence CANCELLED AS FUCK

-Pokemon: Terminal Condition: A deadly plague rages across Kalos, turning the afflicted into bloodthirsty monsters. Dylan, an Umbreon Half-Breed with an apparent immunity to the plague, must lead a group of survivors to uncover the truth behind the outbreak, and expose a conspiracy that could bring the world to its knees.
Characters: Umbreon, Delphox, Zoroark. Genres: Horror/Supernatural. Rated M for harsh language, mild sexual themes and OH MY GOD SO MUCH BLOOD. Oh, and 5-year-old children being graphically eaten alive.

-New Kid in School: Highly infamous for its insane policy on sexual acts (or rather, the lackthereof)and its 10:1 Female:Male population ratio, Jezebelle University only exists because of a nonsensical government sponsorship, and is protected better than a military base. And yet that is barely the surface, with an absolute tyranny imposed by one of the male students, watching and tracking everyone's every move. New student Andrew, with the help of the local 'School Bicycle' Tonya, will uncover the inner workings of the university and topple the hold over it.
Characters: Lucario, Typhlosion, Zoroark, Luxray. Genres: Drama/Crime. Rated M for violence, harsh language, and lemons (But not as many as you think).

XCOM: Enemy United: A Soldier, framed for a crime he didn't commit. A Traitor, fleeing from a future he helped create. An Alien, on the run after discovering the truth. Circumstance pushes these three outcasts into an uneasy alliance. But little do they know that such a small group could have the potential to turn the tide of the war and pull humanity back from the brink of extinction.
Genres: Adventure. Rated M for language and violence (look ma! No sex!).

Favorite Quotes/Lines of Dialogue:

"You are the second thing I love the most. The first is the thought of killing you" -Grudge by Dark Amphithere

"Clean up, aisle fuck you!" -HGW: The New Champion by HillianLink/TheAverageZero

"Time to unleash the arse-kickulator." - scientist in Timesplitters: Future Perfect

"CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!" Fallout 4 hypetrain

"GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FU*Wolf is now in police custody*" -Payday 2 on a good day

"Do a barrel roll!" -Kinzie from Saints Row 4

"(indecipherable screeching)" -Wolf from Payday 2

"Life is only worth living if you make it worth living" -a redditer

"Has anyone seen the forth wall lately?""Last I heard, it got fucked in the ass with a pineapple" -A Fic I can never remember the name of

"Hell hath no fury like the internet" -My father

"Uh...Sarge? Did you just spit inside your helmet?" -Red vs. Blue

"I get it, you fucked my sister and you feel bad, but stop beating your arse over it, that's my job"

"What the shit?" -Joker from Mass Effect 2

"One, I can shoot highly lethal water from my mouth. Two, I get horny whenever an eevee walks by. Three, I'M A MERMAID FOR FUCKS SAKE"

"I'm sitting here in a limo naked, drinking old champagne while Russia is being invaded by Denmark on two sides, and I just realize that the bills are late" -r/nocontext

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
-Eddie from Brutal Legend

"Hasta la vista, baby" -Terminator 2

"DOUBLE KILL!" MULTI KILL "MMMEGA KILL" "ULTRA KILL" M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KIIIIILL "LUDICROUS KILL" HOLY SHIT