"Sir Starchy, don't drink detergent- it'll make you grow tentacles!" Chell wasn't a scientist. She wasn't even a full time employee. Before the takeover she was one of Aperture's more tenacious janitors. Join Chell and Sir Starchy- I mean, Wheatley as they clean their way through the labs of Aperture- and maybe become partners for life in the process. *DEAD FIC*