PinkLemonade22
 Welcome to the wonderful world of random!!! PinkLemonade22 is actually two people. Our names are Cheyyenne and Jordyn and we live in sunny California. We're animal lovers, and we both have a lot of pets. Combined we have a horse, a donkey, a rooster, eleven cats, one idiot dog {xD}, and one turtle named Phil. We don't write about one constant topic, no two stories have the same subject. We're extremely random and sometimes-SQUIIRRELLLL!!! Told ya so! LOL! We may even come up with something no one's even heard of before. Please, feel free throw your hands up in the air with exasperation once you've had your fill of amusing stupidity. Currently, we are working on idiotic tales about a chihuahua named Taco! And his butt-ugly friend named Lassie! Yeah...well, dogs can be hilarious sometimes, just look at our dog pal Duke, whom we've gotten so much inspiration from. Thank you, Duke. FAVORITE QUOTES!!! "Is milk a dairy, or is it like, a god or something?"-our friend Molly "Shake your Djibouti!"-LOL! Our History teacher "Never take like seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."-unknown "Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"-unknown "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."-the band instructor "When I die I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did in his sleep-not screaming like the passengers in his car."-one of our strange...strange friends "What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'"-unknown "What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."-a cousin "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."-Douglas Adams "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"-idk "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."-us "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown Favorite Things In Life!!! Singer: Owl City (Jordyn) and Ke$ha (Cheyyenne) Color: Pink (Jordyn) and purple (Cheyyenne) Food: Chow Mein (Jordyn) and Thai (Cheyyenne) Animal: Cat (Jordyn) and horse (Cheyyenne) Song: Animal by Neon Trees (Jordyn) and Mockingbird by Eminem (Cheyyenne) Country: U.S.A (Jordyn) and Hawaii (Cheyyenne) {Please note: Hawaii isn't a country) Season: Fall (Jordyn) and Summer (Cheyyenne) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Me and coffee not fun...:D If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have (ONCE!! -Cheyyenne)ps. i have never done this and will sit through any movie even if its scares the crap out of me! - jordyn if your different in a good way put this in your profile. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. 2 out of 3 people understand fractions. But 3 out of 2 dont. dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future. some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs. a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?" If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, C&P If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Oh! POTATO If everything is wierd, and you try to be normal, isnt that wierd because your trying to be normal? If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! If you love rain, copy and paste. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! (Me: Makes me think of MR...) If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...) Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon What Real Friends Do: Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to) Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.(Me: well, ... not really. ;) Heh. ) Ocifer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. People say that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Come join the dark side If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving. My favorite word is sarcasm. Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry. I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Some (somewhat cheesy) Things we all wonder about Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what Smartie came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer f you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. I hate Prachel!!Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile: "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." the rules only apply if you get caught. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. "Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film." cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if it was true. (actually i already knew that) 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dude ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap out of them When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! (so true!) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes. When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Silent is golden but duct tape is silver He who laughs last thinks slowest If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were else are you suppose to jump on the elevator?) If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: (BOLD=DONE) Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. General Ways to Annoy People (BOLD=DONE) How To Annoy People On The Beach (BOLD=DONE) Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?" Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please." How To Annoy People Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: (BOLD=DONE) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 2.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 3. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 4. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 5. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' Reason the human race has evolved thus far. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile. If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. "Clear as pea soup!" That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? HA HA...SEND THIS TO MORE PEOPLE,..OR RE-POST...JUST TO MAKE 'EM CURIOUS!! Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present! () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) me: Weres the cookies! :D Evil people: Right here! me: YAY can I have one ? Evil people: NO! me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Now say the word "cow" after each word: Cows Now say the word "cow" before and after each word: Cows Now read from the bottom up: Cows Read every sentence V This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. This one is cool can read this This is weird, but interesting! If you If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. ( I actually do have A.D.H.D!) You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. So awsome -I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... -If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. -The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. -If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want a million dollars, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want a billion dollars, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't care about politics, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. If you have (or wish you had) a cat, copy and paste this into your profile If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't want to copy and paste this into your profile, put this in your profile. Scary-a.. thing.. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Below is a hitchhiker. he wants to travel to at least ten profiles. copy and paste him onto yours, and fill in your name next to the blank number nearest to the top. If there are no numbers left (a point he hopes to reach), just write the number that comes after the last one. A This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny. o_o This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Mousie. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from her. Then Froggie will take it over from her. /\/\ This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Mousie, and if she weren't so weird looking, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to fix herself. /_\_ This is a hat. Copy and paste the hat into your profile to help it back on her owners head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world). The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total= 8 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Like being the star of every thing Total= 22 This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Girls If you hate Chris Brown, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't care about politics, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. IPOD SHUFFLE!!!!! How Do You Feel About Your Self: Just Dance-Lady Gaga Who Is Your Crush: Animal- Neon Trees What Wil You Be When You Grow Up: Billionaire- Travie Mccoy& Bruno Mars What Is Your Favorite Song : Dog Days are Over -Florence+The Machine How Are You Feeling Now:All American Girl- Carrie Underwood Where Are You At In Life At The Moment:Umbrella Beach- Owl City Who Is Your Best Friend: Glamorous- Fergie (Love you Cheyyenne!!!!) Where Is Your Favorite Place: The Tip of the Iceberg-Owl City Now, I will put the IPOD on shuffle, and I'll put down the songs I listen to in the order they show up. Sober-Pink Goodbye- Kristiana DeBarge All American Girl-Carrie Underwood He said,She said- Ashley Tisdlae Circus-Britney Spears Welcome to the World- Kevin Rudolf After Tonight-Justin Nozuka Crossfire- Brandon Flowers Music Box-Keke Palmer Don't Stop Believin'- Glee Cast Version The Devil went down to Georgia- Charlie Daniels Band Waking Up in Vegas- Katy Perry Time Warp- Glee Cast Version 1983- Neon Trees Belle of the Boulevard- Dashboard Confessional Young Blood- The Naked and Famous Somebody to Love- Glee Cast Version Fresh Pair of Eyes- Brooke Waggoner Defying Gravity- Idina Menzel Well thats enough cause my ipod battery is almost dead. -Jordyn |
