Life is just a tire swinghide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Rizzoli & Isles. I am a woman in my 30s. I have an amazing husband and two smart and funny children. I work 50-60 hour work weeks at my blue collar job. I decided to try my hand at fan fiction because I often find myself putting people I know or characters I have seen in situations that amuse me. In the movie Sabrina (the new one) the part where she is explaining to Linus why she enjoys taking pictures comes to mind. That sums it up way more elegantly than I ever could. I have never attended a college course. I prefer math, science, and technology. I suck at Grammar and spelling. I work in an extremely male dominated field. I can be crude and have a dry humor, though I am always laughing and rarely serious. I will discuss almost any topic. I watch Fox News, CNN, and MSNBC. I read Huffington Post and The Drudge. I am not afraid to have my opinions questioned, but it will take a persuasive argument to change my mind. I believe the majority of us all want the same thing from life, we just have different ideas on how to achieve those things. Cruelness is my biggest pet peeve. Don't misconstrue my politeness for passivity. My pen name is from a song. |
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My Saving Grace by tika12001 reviews
'You're not supposed to remember what came before. This much I know, but I suppose that I managed to slip through the system. Somehow, I escaped into the world again, my body new, my brain fresh... yet infused with memories from a past life. I remember it all. But mostly, I remember her. And I will find her again.' Rizzles. Nominated for Rizzles fan award! :-D thank you xo
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,759 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 10/20/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Hands by feltknickers reviews
One-shot response to a Tumblr prompt: "(may be a bit angsty, sorry). How about when Jane told Maura about what happened to her hands. And how come Maura is the only one who can touch them... #rizzles"
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/6/2016
Indelible by Kenya101 reviews
A short, Rizzles ficlet I wrote on tumblr a while back and forgot about. Figured I'd post it here. Just had this scenario in my head for a while and decided to write it out. It's my first fic. Tell me what you think! And of course I (sadly) do not own these characters; that's all TNT and Tess Gerritsen. Enjoy. :) Also, cover art isn't mine, but it's perfect! Kudos to the artist!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2016 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Newlyweds by Broadway007 reviews
Jane and Maura go undercover as a couple on quiz show for newlyweds to find someone they believe is a serial killer. What happens when our favorite leading ladies must act as a couple and prove that they know everything about each other? Loads of fluffy goodness! Runner up for Best Fluff at the Rizzles Fan Awards!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 164,453 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/29/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
In Love and War by swanqueenbug reviews
AU set in present day Portland & Storybrooke, Maine. Dr. Emma Swan is an extremely skilled physician and surgeon at a hospital in Portland who is told she needs to go on an unexpected house call. When she first sees who is requesting the call she is furious but will her first impression change when she learns more? Very loosely based on an episode of MASH of the same name.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Plan by palmtreedreamer reviews
A story about Jane and Maura in their 20's. They meet and change each other's lives forever. Maura chooses Jane to give her what she's always dreamed of. This is a slow burn. AU on how they met. Please give it a shot , I'm all about Rizzles. Stick past the first few chapters I promise you wont be disappointed.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,123 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - J. Rizzoli - Complete
Together We Live Forever by former-burning-example reviews
There comes a time when the only thing left to do is to wing it. To pull something out of left field and use it because it's not like it can get any worse. Like now, for example. Two-shot. Rizzles. Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Enthralled by DrKCooper reviews
It was that goddamn Michael Kors dress. She knew it was a Michael Kors dress because she had listened to Maura drone on and on about seasons and how the dress was last spring, but too "delicious" to toss from her closet. Delicious—Maura's word. Jane could not agree more. (Rated M for smut, smut & smut)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/9/2015 - [M. Isles, J. Rizzoli] - Complete
The pact via text by ElizalovesRizzles reviews
Jane and Maura make a pact. Maura promises to love Jane's 'lady parts'. Yep, that's pretty much it. Short and sweet.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2015 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Play Me A Song by Writer Marx reviews
"It was an itch and she didn't want to scratch it but she was going to. She was going to scratch the itch so it can stop nagging her." A simple one shot about Jane and Maura with a piano. Hint of Rizzles if you squint real hard.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2015 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Unintended Consequences by DrKCooper reviews
Smutty one-shot in Maura's office after Jane walks in on the doctor losing her cool in front of the morgue staff. What will Jane to remedy Maura's awful mood? M-rated for obvious reasons.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [M. Isles, J. Rizzoli] - Complete
Magic Is Unpre-dick-table Here by buckythirteen reviews
Regina attempts a new spell one night, and it goes incredibly wrong. Emma notices, and decides to help her get rid of it. G!P Regina, implied Regina/Ruby but totally Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Operation: Spaghetti Romance by Alias424 reviews
The boys hatch the plan. Angela adds a few necessary adjustments and feminine touches. And just like that, the super-secret special set-up mission is set to commence.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/15/2015 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Gently by reagancrew reviews
Jane cried then. Maura rose from her position on the floor, pressed a kiss to two fingers and pressed those fingers to the top of Jane's knee. Waited until Jane rose stiffly, scrubbed her face in the bathroom, changed into pajamas. Sat against the foot of the bed until Jane's breaths rose deep and even. Promised gently. Gently, gently gently to the quiet. Post-Hoyt Pre-1x01 PTSD.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/4/2015 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Any Other Name for the Rose by performativezippers reviews
AU. Jane's wildly displeased by her new assignment: undercover bodyguard for the contestants on The Bachelor. But one of the women is different from the rest, and getting to know her might just make this whole dumb assignment worth the while.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,782 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Elephants by feltknickers reviews
"Can we be elephants, Maur?" Jane saw Maura's eyes soften and a tiny smile creep onto her lips. "Please, Maura? I can't do it alone. I can't do it without you. And I don't want to… I just… I can't do it alone." This is a draft. Read and download the final version at feltknickers . tumblr . com/elephants.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 128,887 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Someone Like You by CollinsJ reviews
While searching for a blanket in Maura's house, Jane stumbles across something that reveals things she would rather have not known. But a lot of good does eventually come out of it. STORY COMPLETE!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,582 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, OC - Complete
- by colormetheworld reviews
many have asked that I upload this here from tumblr. it does not have a name. it is very, very close to my heart. Please treat it kindly.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,052 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Late Night Double Feature: Copper Pipes and Porn Movie Plots by Mutant-Enemy-730 reviews
One-shot/PWP. The TGTGT and eye-sex finally hits its boiling point. Rating for language more than anything else.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
A Guardian Angel's Broken Wings by sterober reviews
A case pushes Jane far beyond her capacity; the guardian angel's wings get broken. Who better to mend them than a doctor? Our ladies embark on a journey of adventure and discovery. What things could they possibly uncover? Chapter thirteen and on may contain M rated material. F/F. Characters are not mine.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Beautiful by SgtMac reviews
Post QoH. Regina is juiced with magic and due to her despair and sadness, quickly coming apart at the seams. Emma is still the Savior. Maybe especially now. SQ. Semi-graphic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/4/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] Archie H./Jiminy Cricket - Complete
Just Give Me A Reason by colormetheworld reviews
AU Maura and Jane meet in high school, but get separated. Follows them when they meet and then as they reconnect after years apart. Ch. 1-20 are T, 21 onward is M. (this story has adult themes, sexual content, and of course, rizzles)
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 132,565 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Salvation by Dianaprince89 reviews
She was about to trample on the trust she had spent years building with Maura and it should have made her pause, should have hurt. Instead, Jane felt relieved. Smut.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/9/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Safe by dysfnctnly-sane reviews
A/U fic. Maura is married with a child, but Jane finds out that her best friend didn't get a happily ever after. Could probably get away with a T rating, but due to the sensitive subject matter I decided to rated it M. Will eventually be Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,104 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Make You Watch by Crackinois reviews
I was dissatisfied with the end of 2.10, here's reworking of the end events but also what the processing of their torture and near death would be for Jane/Maura.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
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Conversations in Bars reviews
Quick Two Shot. Established Rizzles. The first part contains an OC and the second is written from Casey's point of view.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] Casey J. - Complete
Mistakes Made reviews
Jane has a little whiskey one night and calls Maura. How will they deal with the ramifications? This story has become a bit of a cavity inducing Rizzles fluff fest. Give it a read if that's your thing.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles]
A House's Foundation reviews
PWP; One shot Rizzles Smut. Jane slightly OOC. Seriously, there is no plot here, look elsewhere if you want one. First M story to assess my ability to write naughtiness.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles]
Academic Identity reviews
Prompted by Annajadekin's Secrets Are Never Kept Forever (I know there are others, but mine is slightly different.) First FanFiction attempt. Jane shows Maura the contents of her safe and discloses secrets even her family aren't privy to. Jane isn't the Jane Maura thought she knew. T for cursing. Rizzles a probable.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,512 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/8/2015 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
You Don't Love Him reviews
Song fic based on "Tell Him That It's Over" by Old Dominion. One Shot. PWP. RIzzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete