![]() Sex: female Age: unknown ( im mysterious ^0^) Hieght: *growl* not short vertically challenged! Favorite colors: red, blue, and black. Like: Drawing, reading, writing( i procrastinate on all of it), sleeping ( 14 hours straight bitch!!!), poetry(EMO!), listening to music in the dark( also emo), making random people think im insane in public places, ranting, animals, cussing (bitch mother fucking shit slut ho YEAH!!), science crap. Dislike: overly girly crap, bugs and spiders ( scars me shitless), MATH!!(must die!!!), most if not all people ( not very social), streotypes, pretenders of any kind. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Please copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe, as I do, that the things listed below are horrible and inhumane. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage- 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now REMEMBER WHEN .. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7. Don't use any punctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. Greet all your friends with a tackle. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy. Names Your real name - Max Your Nobody name - (mix up the letters of your name and add 'x' where needed) Xam???(ummm...yeah) Your gansta' name - (the first three letters of your name and 'izzle') Maxizzle (okay...thats doesnt sound stupid at all) Your detective name - (fave. color and fave. animal) Crimson wolf (awesome) Your soap opera name - (middle name and street you live on) Love Moonlight ( haha hippy name Rei would be proud)(also inside joke yay for inside jokes) Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first) Johma ( *snicker* i like it) Your Super Hero name - (second fave. color and fave. drink) EbonyRootbeer (nice) Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents) Lyneir Eugene (like my real name better) Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet) Black Hunter (sweetness) |
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