![]() Author has written 1 story for Steven Universe. ...S... Put this .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 1 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 9 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 3 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 1 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 6 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 4 How insane are you? 1. [ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" 2. [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 3. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 4. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 5. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. 6. [ ] You have been called a blonde. so far: 3 7. [X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. 8. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. 9. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 10. [X] You just sang them to make sure. 11. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 12. [X] You have choked on your own spit. so far: 8 13. [X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 14. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. 15. [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 16. [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 17. [X] You have caught yourself drooling. so far: 10 18. [X] You have fallen asleep in class. 19. [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 20. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 21. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 22. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. so far: 12 23. [X] You use your fingers to do simple math. 24. [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 25. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 26. [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 27. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. so far: 16 28. [ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 29. [ ] You break a lot of things. 30. [ ] You tilt your head when you're confused. 31. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. 32. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. so far: 18 33. [ ] The word "um" is used frequently. 34. [X] You don't know what "um" means. 35. [X] You say "what?" a lot. 36. [ ] You use memes in real life situations. Total: 20 20 x 3= 60% Insane! ... This is your fault. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time past quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as if he were waiting for her. She began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, we're never alone. Did you know 98 percent of teens will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of people won't repost this? Why do we SLEEP in church by stay AWAKE through a two hour movie? Why is it so HARD to talk about God, but so EASY to gossip? Why are we so BORED when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it EASY to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to IGNORE a Godly Facebook wall post, yet we REPOST the nasty ones? Why are CHURCHES getting smaller, but BARS AND CLUBS are growing? Think about it, are you going to REPOST this? Are you going to IGNORE because you think you'll get laughed at? Would you have read this if it said...Read This in Gods Name? Repost if you truly believe in God. Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared Him... He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son... Then copy and paste this on your profile. If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache When you open it, he collapses When he sees you reading it, he faints When he sees you living it, he flees Just when you try to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this? I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword. IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL Re-post if you truely believe in God, and even if you don't. God and Jesus are heroes! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm EMO so I MUST slit my wrists. I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH in decent, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and a whore. I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or Emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I must not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, which means I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN in decent, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must ONLY wear black and date other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED in decent so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black too. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST drink and party a lot. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think low of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social I hang out with teenage SMOKERS and DRINKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read comics so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse and have my own ranch. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I must be a loser. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be loud-mouthed, arrogant and obese. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear kilts/only tartan I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I wear a BIG SUNHAT OUTSIDE, so I must be an idiot. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I like BLOOD so I MUST be a VAMPIRE I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST talk either with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have broken teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hgging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I am a WITCH so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick I love YAOI so I must be GAY I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'M AUSTRALIAN SO I MUST HUNT CROCODILES AND TALK TO KANGAROOS I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I DON"T CRY EASILY, so I MUST have no feelings. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PEFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything a thousand and one times and cry over the smallest mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac. I LOVE Doctor Who, so I MUST think Matt Smith will be a shit Doctor. I HATE Drarry so I MUST hate Gays. ARE YOU? 1. Perfect?: Nope. LAST: 1. Friend you saw: A classmate of mine. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 7 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now?: My Dungeons and Dragons group ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name?: Nope FIRSTS: 1. First best friend?: Don't remember CURRENTLY: 1. Eating?: Nope WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller?: shorter but that's just me. HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles?: No, but I tasted some and it tasted awful DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles?: yes FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS:Will repost it 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. |
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