my name is destiny i love to watch avatar the last airbender,h20and touch bu an angel,and N.C.I.S i love to read warrior cats and percy jackson and the olympians i an 14. I have a foopets avatarcats is me i have a webkinz fuzzaboo9 thats me

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth! You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Forks, I say Camp HB! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

Awesomeness Quotes

[while Sokka is drunk on the juice of a strang plant] Katara: Sokka, let me see what you got from the library. Sokka: What? I didn't steal anything. Who told you? [Points to Momo] Sokka: It was YOU wasn't it? You ratted me out! Katara: Sokka... I was there.

Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench your thirst. It's the quenchiest. Nothing's quincehier!

[Aang has just raised a huge mushroom cloud in the distance] Katara: What is that? Toph Beifong: What? What is what? Sokka: [high on cactus juice] It's a giant mushroom... maybe it's FRIENDLY! Katara: Let's just keep moving... I hope Aang's okay. Sokka: [dancing] Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!

Sokka: Do you think if we dig the giant owl out he'll give us a ride?

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Who lit Toph on fire?

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave? Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Sokka: [when Katara gives him the last of their water in the desert] We're drinking your bending water? You used this on the swamp guy!

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! [runs around] Sokka: Nothing's quenchier! [while doing 'the worm'] Sokka: It's the quenchiest!

Katara: Aang! Stop it! You know Toph did all she could. She saved our lives. Sokka: Who's going to save our lives now? We'll never make it out of here. Aang: That's all any of you guys care about - yourselves! You don't care whether Appa is okay or not! Katara: We're all concerned, but we can't afford to be fighting now. Aang: I'm going after Appa.

Sokka: [Toph bumps into Sokka] Can't you watch where you're... Toph: No. Sokka: Right. Sorry.

"Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Fortuneteller (#1.14)" (2005)Aunt Wu: [reading Katara's future] I can see love! The man you're going to marry! [Aang listening hard outside the room] Katara: Tell me more! [excitedly] Aunt Wu: I can see he's going to be a very powerful bender. [Aang grins and jumps around silently. Walks back out to Sokka, still grinning] Sokka: [to Aang] Looks like someone had a good bathroom break!

Katara: So, how do I look? [about her new necklace] Aang: [Aang stares at her and blushes] You mean all of you or just you neck? I mean, because you both look great! [embarrassed] Sokka: Smoochee smoochee! Someone's in love! [Fish smacks Sokka] Sokka: Oh! [teasing] Aang: I... well... Katara: Stop teasing him Sokka. Aang's just a good friend, a sweet little guy [rubs Aang's head] Katara: Just like Momo [pats Momo] Aang: Thanks [dejectedly]

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano. Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny! Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction. Sokka: Can you even *hear* yourself?

Sokka: Great, Aang. Maybe instead of saving the world, you can go into the jewelry making business. Aang: I don't see why I can't do both.

Katara: [as it starts raining] That proves it. Sokka: No, it doesn't. You can't *really* tell the future. Katara: I guess you're *really* not getting wet then.

Aang: [as Katara's getting a reading] So... what do you think they're talking about back there? Sokka: Boring stuff I'm sure. Love. Who she's going to marry. How many babies she's going to have. Aang: Yeah. Dumb stuff like that... Well, I gotta find a bathroom.

Sokka: Looks like someone had a pretty good bathroom break. Aang: Y-yeah, when I was in there... Sokka: I don't even want to know.

Aunt Wu: Your future is full of struggle and anguish. Most of it - self-inflicted. Sokka: But - you didn't read my palms or anything. Aunt Wu: I didn't need to. It's written all over your face.

Aang: You're just saying that because you're going to make yourself unhappy your whole life. Sokka: That woman is crazy! My life will be calm and happy and joyful! [Sokka kicks a pebble. It bounces off a sign and hits Sokka in the head] Sokka: Ow! That doesn't prove anything.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon. Prince Zuko: [pauses] That's rough, buddy. Sokka: Pretty clouds. Prince Zuko: Yeah, fluffy.

Prince Zuko: Not up to anything, huh? Sokka: [Sokka is startled, yells and falls] Fine. You caught me. I'm going to rescue my father. Happy now? Prince Zuko: I'm never happy.

Prince Zuko: Ugh, what would Uncle say?... Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich. Sokka: Maybe we haven't failed after all! Prince Zuko: That's the spirit. I can't believe that worked. I didn't know what I was saying. Sokka: No, what you said didn't make sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

Prince Zuko: If there's one good thing my dad's good at, it's war. Sokka: Yeah. Seems to run in the family. Prince Zuko: Hey! Hold on! No everyone in my family's like that. Sokka: I know, I know. You've changed. Prince Zuko: I meant my Uncle. He was more of a father to me. And I really let him down. Sokka: I think your Uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to help us? That must have been hard. Prince Zuko: It wasn't that hard. Sokka: Really? You didn't leave behind anyone you care about? Prince Zuko: Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai. Sokka: Oh, that gloomy girl who sighs a lot? Prince Zuko: [smiling] Yeah.

Prince Zuko: How are we going to get off the island if the balloon won't work? Sokka: We'll figure something out. I suspected it might be a one-way ticket. Prince Zuko: You knew this would happen, and you wanted to come anyway? Sokka: My dad might be here! I had to come and see. Prince Zuko: Uncle always said I never thought things through, but this - this is just crazy! Sokka: Hey, I never wanted you to come along in the first place. And for the record, I always think things through. But my plans haven't exactly worked, so this time I'm playing it by ear. So there!

Suki: [Sokka enters Suki's cell dressed as guard] What is it? Did I do something wrong? Sokka: You mean you don't recognize me? Suki: You people all look the same to me. Sokka: Oh? Maybe you'll recognize this. [Sokka puckers up. Suki grabs him by the throat then shoves him against the far wall, knocking his helmet off] Suki: [recognizing him] Sokka, It's you!

Sokka: Oh good. You guys have met. Suki: Actually, we met a long time ago. Prince Zuko: We did? Suki: [slightly angry] Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. Prince Zuko: ...Oh, sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

Prince Zuko: Well, what should we do? Are we going ahead with the plan or are we waiting another night? Sokka: I don't know. Is it right for me to risk Suki's freedom, all our freedom, on the slim chance that my dad is going to show up? Prince Zuko: It's your call.

Sokka: If I had just cut my losses at the invasion, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess. And maybe sometimes, it's just better to call it quits before you fail. Prince Zuko: No it's not! Look, Sokka, you're going to fail a lot before things work out. Sokka: That's supposed to make me feel better? Prince Zuko: But even though you'll probably fail over and over and over again... Sokka: Seriously. Not helping. Prince Zuko: ...you have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you *might* fail.

[in the Earth Kingdom swamp] Katara: Sokka, you have an elbow leech! Sokka: Aah! Where? Katara: [raises eyebrow] Where do you think? [Sokka looks at his elbow, sees the leech and freaks out]

Aang: Sokka, the longer we're here, the longer I think you shouldn't be doing that. Sokka: Look, I asked the swamp and it said it was okay. Right swamp? Sokka: [In a high-pitched voice] No problem, Sokka.

Aang: I know this is gonna sound weird, but I think the swamp is... calling to me. Sokka: Is it telling you were we can get something to eat? Aang: No. I - I think it wants us to land there.

Aang: Bumi said to learn earthbending, I would have to wait and listen. And now I'm actually hearing the Earth. Do you want me to ignore it? Sokka: Yes! Katara: I don't know. There's something omninus about that place.

Katara: Maybe you should listen to Aang. Something about this place feels... alive. Sokka: I'm sure there are a lot of things that are alive here, and if we don't want to wind up getting eaten by them, we need to find Appa as fast as we can!

Katara: Does anyone else get the feeling that we're being watched? Sokka: Please. We're all alone out here. [Swings his sword at a firefly a few times, Several glowing eyes appear] Aang: Except for them. Sokka: Right. Except for them.

Sokka: Yue? This is just a trick of the light. Swamp gas. I hit my head running away last night. I'm going crazy. Princess Yue: You didn't protect me.

Sokka: What do you guys think you're doing? I've been looking all over for you! Katara: Well, I've been wandering around looking for *you*! Aang: I was chasing some girl. Katara: What girl? Aang: I don't know. I heard laughing and I saw some girl in a fancy dress.

Aang: We were flying over and I heard something calling to me. Telling me to land. Sokka: He's the Avatar. Stuff like that happens to us *a lot*.

Sokka: Sure, 5,000 year old maps from the Spirit Library; juuuuust splash some water on 'em. Sokka: [loudly] You're doing great. Just follow the sound of my voice. Toph Beifong: It's hard to ignore.

Toph Beifong: You're sure that's the best way to go? Sokka: It's the *only* way. I mean, it's not like we have Appa to fly us there. Katara: [Quietly] Shush up about Appa. Can't you at least *try* to be sensitive? Aang: Katara, it's okay. I know I was upset about losing Appa before, but I just want to focus on getting to Ba Sing Se and telling the Earth King about the solar eclipse.

Katara: Great! We can travel through the Serpent's Pass together. Ying: The Serpent's Pass? Only the truly *desperate* take that deadly route. Toph Beifong: "Deadly route?" Great pick Sokka. Sokka: Well, we are desperate.

Sokka: Is there a problem? Suki: Yeah, I got a problem with you. I've seen your type before. Probably sarcastic, think you're hilarious. And let me guess, you're travelling with the Avatar. Sokka: Do I know you? Suki: You mean, you don't remember? Maybe you'll remember this. [Suki kisses Sokka's cheek]

Sokka: Suki, are you okay? You have to be more careful. Come on! [Sokka leaves] Toph Beifong: Thanks for saving my life, Toph. Hey no problem, Sokka.

Suki: Why are you acting so overprotective? Sokka: It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole,and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to happen ever again. Suki: I lost someone I care about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart, and brave and funny. Sokka: Who is this guy? Is he taller than me? Suki: No. He's about your height. Sokka: Is he better looking? Suki: It is *you, stupid!

Sokka: Toph, come on! It's just ice. Toph Beifong: Actually, I'm going to stay on my little island where I can see. [the Serpent's tail hits close to Toph. Toph screams] Toph Beifong: Okay, I'm coming!

Toph Beifong: So you want to go see the baby or are you going to faint like an old lady again? Sokka: No. No. I'm good this time.

Toph Beifong: I'm really going to miss you guys. Katara: Me too. Aang: Yeah. [Aang, Katara, and Toph do a group hug. Then they all hug Sokka. Sokka screams] Sokka: Great. That's enough. Okay, we love each other... Seriously.

Sokka: Look, we escaped from the Dai Li. We got Appa back. I'm telling you, we should go to the Earth King now and tell him our plan. We're on a roll. Katara: One good hour after weeks of trouble isn't much of a roll.

Sokka: [as their fighting the Earth King's guards] Seriously, we're actually on you guy's side!... [to a falling guard] Sokka: Sorry.

Sokka: Someone has to stay here with the Earth King and help him plan the invasion. I guess that's me. Katara: No, Sokka. I know how badly you want to help dad. You go to Chamelon Bay. I stay here with the King. Sokka: You are... the nicest... sister... ever! [Kisses Katara on the cheek] Katara: Easy there, big brother. Even though you're right, I am.

Sokka: You see, Aang? A little positive thinking works wonders. We got the King on our side. We got Long Feng arrested, and when we get back, Suki's waiting for me. Aang: Yeah. Girls are waiting for us. Thanks positive thinking. Sokka: Everything's going to work out perfectly from now on and forever.

Piandao: Sokka, when you first arrived, you were so unsure. You even seemed down on yourself. But I saw something in you right away. I saw a heart as strong as a lion turtle, and twice as big. And as we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. No it certainly wasn't your skills. You showed something beyond that: creativity, versatility, intelligence. These are the traits that define a great swordsman. And these are the traits that define you. You told me that you didn't know if you were worthy, but I believe you to be more worthy than *any* man I have *ever* trained. Sokka: I'm sorry, Master. You're wrong. I am not worthy. I am not who you think I am. I am not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the Southern Water Tribe. I lied so that I could learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry. Piandao: I'm sorry too. [Draws his sword. Aang, Katara and Toph start to step forward] Sokka: [to Aang, Katara and Toph] No! This is my fight. Alone.

Katara: [Watching a meteor shower] Wow. This is amazing to watch. Sokka: Kind of makes you realize hwo insignificant we are. Toph Beifong: Eh. You've seen nothing once, you've seen it a thousand times. [Aang, Katara and Sokka gasp] Sokka: Oh man! You've never not seen nothing like this!

Aang: These people have no idea how close they were to getting toasted last night. Toph Beifong: Yeah. The worst thing about being in disguise is we don't get the hero worship any more. I miss the love. Sokka: Boo hoo. Poor heroes.

Piandao: Let me guess. You've come hundreds of miles from your little village where your the best swordsman in town. And you think you deserve to learn from the master. Sokka: Well actually, I've been all over the world. Piandao: Yep, here we go. Sokka: An I know one thing for sure. I have a lot to learn.

Piandao: You've had a good first day of training. Sokka: I have? But I thought I messed up every single thing we worked on. Piandao: You messed things up in a very special way. You are ready for a *real* sword. Sokka: [Sokka gasps] Are you give me one of yours? Piandao: No. [Piandao groans] Piandao: Your sword must be an extension of yourself. So tomorrow, you will make your own sword.

Piandao: [after showing Sokka an amazing view over a waterfall. Grabbing his head, turning him around and sitting him on the ground in front of painting supplies] Now paint it! [Sokka attempts to turn his head for another look. Grabs Sokka's head and turns it back again] Piandao: And no peaking! Sokka: [Some time later] I'm finished! Piandao: [Looks around and Sokka holds up his painting] You added a rainbow... Sokka: [Innocently, looking at his painting] Is that okay?

Sokka: Great job with the cloud camo. But next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud who knows how to keep its mouth shut. Toph: Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in. Sokka: Hey! We're in Fire Nation territory. Those are enemy birds!

Katara: Sokka, we don't need to become cave people What we need is some new clothes. Aang: Yeah Blending in is better than hiding out. If we get Fire Nation disguises, we'll be just as we would be hiding out in a cave. Toph: *Plus* they have real food out there. Does anyone want to sit in the dirt and eat cave hoppers? [Toph hits the cave wall and some cave hoppers fall to the ground. Momo pounces on one and starts eating it] Sokka: [to Momo] Looks lik we're out voted sport. Let's go get some disguises.

Katara: Where have you been? We've been worried sick! Aang: I got invited to play with some kids after school. Sokka: After *what*? Aang: I enrolled in Fire Nation School. And I'm going back tomorrow. Sokka: Enrolled in WHAT? [Sokka passes out]

Sokka: Aang, I'm trying to be mature and not immediately shoot down your idea, but it sounds *really* terrible. Toph: Yeah. We got our outfits. What do you need to go into school for? Aang: Every minute I'm in that classroom, I'm learning new things about the Fire Nation. I already have a picture of Firelord Ozai. [Aang hols ups a picture] Aang: And here's one I made out of noodles.

Sokka: That settles it. No more school for you, young man! Aang: I'm not ready to leave. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. You get to be normal all the time. Toph: Ha ha ha.

Aang: Listen guys, those kids at school are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little taste of freedom. Sokka: What could you possible do for a country of depraved little fire monsters? Aang: I'm going to throw them a secret dance party. Sokka: [Everyone stares blankly at Aang] Go to your room!

Katara: Sokka, we're safe. You can take the mostache off now. Sokka: Oh no, I can't! It's permanently glued to my skin.

Toph: Way to go, dancy pants. I think you really *did* help those kids. You taught them to be free. Aang: I don't know. I twas just a dance party that's all. Katara: Well, that was some dance party, Aang. [Katara kisses Aang on the cheek] Sokka: Flame-yo sir. Flame-yo.

Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am? Sokka: Pretty stupid.

[Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed] Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back! [part of a wall collapses on him] Sokka: Ow.

Sokka: [In a flashback] I'm coming with you. Hakoda: You're not old enough to go to war, Sokka. You know that. Sokka: I'm strong. I'm brave. I can fight. *Please, dad? Hakoda: Being a man is knowing where you're needed the most. And for you, right now,that's here protecting your sister.

Sokka: Perfume? Maybe we should dump some on Appa. Because he stinks so much. Am I right? Bato: ...You have your father's wit.

Katara: Bato, it looks like home. Sokka: Everything's here, even the pelts. Aang: Yeah, nothing's cozier than dead animal skin.

Sokka: That thing sees with its nose. Let's give him something to look at. Superior: The perfume?

Prince Zuko: I know you must be surprised to see me here. Sokka: Not really, since you've followed us all over the world.

Prince Zuko: I've done some good things. I mean, I could have stolen your bison at Ba Sing Se, but I set him free. That's something. [Appa licks Zuko] Toph: Appa does seem to like him. Sokka: He probably just covered himself in honey or something so that Appa would lick him. I'm not buying it.

Prince Zuko: Look, I admit I've done some awful things. I was wrong to try and capture you. And I'm sorry I attacked the Water Tribe. And I never should have sent that Fire Nation assasin after you. And I'm going to try and stop... Sokka: Wait! You sent combustion man after us? Prince Zuko: Well, that's not his name but...

Katara: Why would you even try to defend him? Toph: Because Katara, you're all ignoring one crucial fact, Aang needs a firebending teacher. We can't think of a single person to do the job. Now one shows up on a silver platter and you won't even think about. Aang: I'm not having Zuko as a teacher! Sokka: You're darn right you're not, buddy. Katara: Well, I guess that's settled. Toph: I'm beginning to wonder whos' really the blind one around here!

Prince Zuko: I'm so happy you've accepted me into your group. Aang: Not so fast. I still have to ask my friends if it's okay. Toph, you're the one that Zuko burned. What do you think? Toph: Go ahead and let him join. It'll give me plenty of time to get back at him for burning my feet. Aang: Sokka? Sokka: Hey, all I want is to defeat the Firelord. If you think this is the way to do it, then... I'm all for it. Aang: Katara? Katara: [Long pause] I'll go along with whatever *you* think is right.

Katara: [Talking about Zuko after he is forced to leave] And what was all that crazy stuff about setting Appa free? What a liar! Toph: Actually, he wasn't lying... Sokka: [Sarcastically in mock horror] Oh, hurray! After a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add animal cruelty to the list! Toph: I'm just saying that considering his messed up family and how he was raised, he could have turned out a lot worse. Katara: You're right, Toph. Let's go find him and give him a medal. The "Not-As-Much-Of-A-Jerk-As-You-Could-Have-Been Award"!

Sokka: So where do I get something to eat? Katara: You're lucky enough to be one of the first outsiders to *ever* visit an airbender temple, and all you can think about is food? Sokka: I'm just a simple guy with simple needs.

Katara: Who is that? Aang: That's Avatar Roku - the avatar before me. Sokka: You were a firebender? No wonder I didn't trust you when we first met.

Sokka: Firebenders. Nobody make a sound. Katara: You're making a sound.

Sokka: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky? Aang: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night. Sokka: [groans] That was why the smoke smelled so good...

Aang: Looking for me? Prince Zuko: You're the air bender? You're the Avatar? Katara: Aang? Sokka: No way! Prince Zuko: I've spent years preparing for this encouter. Training. Meditating. You're just a child. Prince Zuko: Well, you're just a teenager.

Katara: We have to go after that ship, Sokka. Aang saved our tribe. Now we have to save him! Sokka: Katara, I... Katara: Why can't you realize that he's on our side? If we don't help him, no one will. I know you don't like Aang, But we owe him and... Sokka: Katara! Are you going to talk all day or are you coming with me?

Sokka: Get in. We're going to save your boyfriend. Katara: He's not my -! Sokka: Whatever.

Katara: And Sokka, I'm sure you'll get the chance to knock some fire bender heads along the way. Sokka: I'd like that. I'd *really* like that. Katara: Then we're in this together!

Sokka: I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...

Sokka: [after a pirate captures Aang in a net] What? I'm not good enough to kidnap? [an identical net snags him]

Aang: [to Katara while battling a band of pirates] Hey! You did the Water Whip! Katara: I couldn't have done it without your help! Sokka: [being restrained by three pirates] Will you two quit congratulating each other and help me out?

Sokka: Well, let's see, you've pretty much mastered airbending and that only took 112 years. I'm sure you can master three more elements by next summer.

Sokka: My life was hard enough when you were *just* an airbender.

Sokka: Wait a minute. Sea-loving traders... with suspiciously acquired merchandise? And pet reptile birds?... You guys are pirates! Pirate Barker: We prefer to think of ourselves as "High Risk Traders."

Sokka: No wonder they were trying to hack us. You stole their waterbending scroll. Katara: I prefer to think of it as "High risk trading."

Sokka: Toph, when I was in town, I found something that you're not gonna like. [holds up a wanted poster] Toph Beifong: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper. Sokka: It's a wanted poster of you. [shakes wanted poster] Sokka: They've nicknamed you 'The Runaway'. Toph Beifong: A wanted poster, that's so great! [holds hands up] Toph Beifong: The Runaway.I love my new nickname. Is there a picture of me? Does it look good? Sokka: [compares the wanted poster, which has an evil looking version of Toph] Well yeah actually, it does look pretty good.

Sokka: [Aang is blindfolded while training] HAAA! SNEAK ATTACK! Aang: [Aang earthbends a wall stopping Sokka's attack] Sokka, sneak attacks don't work if you yell it out loud.

Sokka: Look at all those messenger hawks. You know, I've been thinking about getting one for myself. That way I wouldn't have to talk to anyone. I could just send messages. Toph Beifong: I gotta say. I like the idea of not talking to you.

Toph Beifong: Oh really, mom? Or what are you going to do? Send me to my room? Katara: I wish I could! Toph Beifong: Well you can't! Because you're not my mom and you're not their mom! Katara: I never said I was. Toph Beifong: No, but you certainly act like it. You think it's your job to boss everyone around. But it's not. You're just a regular kid like the rest of us. So stop acting like you can tell me what to do. I can do whatever I want! Katara: I don't act that way. Sokka, do I act motherly? Sokka: Hey! I'm staying out of this one. Toph Beifong: What do you think, Aang? Aang: Well I... Katara: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk. Aang: [Straightening up] Yes, ma'am.

Sokka: [Writing a letter] "Dear Katara, sorry for everything. Your friend. Toph." [Sokka puts the letter in Hawky's messenger pack. Then Hawky flies to Katara] Katara: I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can't write! Ugh! You're all driving me crazy! [Katara storms off] Aang: I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write. Sokka: Yeah. We're idiots.

Sokka: [to Hawky and Momo] You two behave. Aapa's in charge.

Sokka: Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It's because they spot Appa. He's just too noticeable. Katara: Appa's not too noticeable. Sokka: He's a gigantic, fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kind of hard to miss him!

Sokka: [while Katara is bending a large amount of muddy water] Good technique, little sister! Keep it up! Don't forget to breathe! Katara: You know, I've just about had it with you telling me what to do all day! You're like a chattering hog-monkey! Sokka: JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!

General Sung: We're doomed! Sokka: [Sokka slaps General Sung] Get a hold of yourself, man! General Sung: You're right. I'm sorry. Toph: Maybe you'd like the Avatar's help now? General Sung: [Meekly to Aang] Yes, please.

Sokka: Why are you all looking at me? Aang: You're the idea guy. Sokka: So I'm the onlhy one wo can *ever* come up with a plan? That's a lot of pressure. Katara: And also the complaining guy. Sokka: That part I don't mind.

Sokka: [about the supports in the drill] Wow. It looks a lot bigger in person than it does in the plans. We're going to have to work pretty hard to cut through them! Katara: What do you mean "we?" Aang and I are going to have to do all the work! Sokka: Look, I'm the plan guy. YOu two are the cut stuff up with waterbending guys. Together we're Team Avatar.

Aang: Everyone inside that wall, the whole world is counting on us. Sokka: The whole world minus the Fire Nation that is.

Sokka: [In a hole] It's so dark down here. I can't see anything. Toph: [Sarcastically] Oh no. What a nightmare. Sokka: Sorry.

Sokka: I just wanted to say: good effort out there today, Team Avatar. Katara: Enough with the Team Avatar stuff. No matter how many times you say it, it's not gonna catch on. Sokka: How about the Boomerang Squad? See it's good cause it has Aang in it - Boomer-Aang. Aang: I kind of like that one. Katara: Let's talk about this on our way into the city. Sokka: The Aang Gang? Katara: Sokka... Sokka: The Fearsome Foursome. Toph: You're crazy! Sokka: Why? We're fearsome.

Aang: I bet if we take a little walk around town we'll find out what these people did to the environment to make the spirits mad. Sokka: And then you can sew up this little mystery, lickety-split, Avatar-style. Aang: Helping people... That's what I do.

Hama: You know you should be careful. People have been disappearing in those woods you were camping in. Sokka: What do you mean "disappearing?" Hama: [Omninously] When the moon turns full, people walk in and they don't walk out... [Upbeat] Hama: Who wants more tea?

Sokka: This is a mysterious little town you have here. Hama: Mysterious town for mysterious children.

Aang: This has got to be the nicest natural setting in the Fire Nation. I don't see anything that would make a spirit mad around here. Toph: Maybe the moon spirit just turned mean. Sokka: The moon spirit is a gentle loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion... and lunar goodness!

Sokka: [Hama's forcing Sokka to attack Katara] Katara, look out! It's like my brain has a mind of its own! Stop it arm! STOP IT!

Katara: [to Appa after arriving at Roku's teple] Aww, you must be tired. Sokka: No! I'm good! refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders! Katara: I was talking to Appa. Sokka: Well, I was talking... to Momo!

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius! Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work. Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream. Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did. Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Aang: Follow me. Sokka: Do you know where you're going? Aang: Nope! [Make quick turn. Then comes running back] Aang: WRONG WAY!

Shyu: Things have changed. In the past, the sages were loyal only to the Avatar. When Roku died, the sages eagerly waited for the next Avatar to return... but he never came. Aang: They were waiting for me. Sokka: Hey, don't feel bad. You were only a hundred years late.

Sokka: Please tell you're here because the Firelord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down. Toph: [Leading them through some tunnels] This way. That one's a dead end. Sokka: What would we do without you? Toph: Perish and burn in hot magma. Sokka: Yeah. Pretty much.

Sokka: [Crossing an area filled with small volcanoes] We'll have to be fast but careful. [Sokka takes a step, a volcano goes off in front of him.Sokka yelps] Aang: How was that careful? Sokka: I was wrong. We need to be fast, careful and lucky.

Sokka: Stop wasting our time and give us the information. You're powerless right now so you're in no position to refuse. Toph: And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying. Azula: Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings. Toph: ...Okay, you're good. I admit it. [Toph encases Azula's body in an Earth prison] Toph: But you really ought to consider telling me the truth anyway.

Katara: [as Sokka tries to meander their canoe through an ice field] Go left. GO LEFT! [the canoe crashes into an ice flow] Katara: You call that left? Sokka: You don't like my steering? Well, maybe you should have "Water Bended" us out of the ice! Katara: So its my fault? Sokka: I knew i should have left you home! Leave it to a girl to screw things up! Katara: YOU are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained... I'm embarrassed to be related to you! Katara: [the ice berg behind her cracks as her rage grows] Katara: Ever since Mom died, I do all the work around camp while you've been off playing SOLDIER! Katara: [she remains oblivious to ice berg shattering even more] Sokka: Uhhh... Katara? Katara: I EVEN WASH ALL THE CLOTHES! Have you ever smelled your dirty socks? Let me tell you! NOT PLEASANT! Katara: [another huge crack from the ice berg] Sokka: KATARA! SETTLE DOWN! Katara: NO! That's it! I'm done helping you! From now on, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! [the ice berg completely explodes]

Sokka: What is that thing? Aang: This is Appa. My flying bison. Sokka: Right. And this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka: You just sneezed and flew 10 feet in the air! Aang: Really? Felt higher than that.

Sokka: You know, last time I checked, humans can't fly! Aang: Check again! [Aang flies on his glider]

Sokka: Now men, it's important that you show no fear when face a fire bender. In the water tribe, we fight to the last man standing! For without courage, how can we call ourselves men? Kid #2: I gotta pee. Sokka: Listen, until your fathers return from the war, they're counting on you to be the men of this tribe. And that means NO POTTY BREAKS! Kid #2: But I really gotta go!

Sokka: How come every time you play with magic water, I get soaked? Katara: It's not magic. It's Water Bending.

Katara: [sighs] This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other. Sokka: That's what I paid for!

Toph Beifong: What are you doing here, Twinkletoes? Aang: Well, I... Sokka: Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly! Katara: You're the one whose bag matches his belt.

Aang: Hey! Front row seats. I wonder why no one is sitting here? [a boulder crashes right next to them] Sokka: Guess that's why.

Toph Beifong: [about to fight Aang] Do people really want to see *two* little girls fight? [the crowd ooos] Aang: I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you. Sokka: Boo! No talking! Katara: Don't boo at him!

Katara: [Reading a ransom note] "If you want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the arena." It's signed Xin Fu and the Boulder. Sokka: [Grabbing the note] I can't believe it. I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH!

Aang: [about Sokka's sand sculpture] Is that a blubbering blob monster? Sokka: No. It's Suki. [Aang and Toph laugh] Toph Beifong: Suki, we'll all understand if you break up with him over this. Suki: I think it's sweet.

Katara: What happened? Sokka: Zuko''s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he *destroyed* it!... Oh, and he's attacking Aang.

Sokka: All right! Team Avatar is back! Air. Water. Earth. Fire. Fan and sword!

Aang: This goes against everything I learned from the monks! I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like. Sokka: Sure you can. You're the Avatar. If it's the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the universe would forgive you. Aang: THIS ISN'T A JOKE, SOKKA! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTANDS THE POSITION I'M IN! Katara: Aang, we do understand. It's just... Aang: Just what, Katara? WHAT? Katara: We're trying to help! Aang: Then when you figure out a way for me to beat the Fire Lord without taking his life, I'd love to hear it!

Toph Beifong: Wait. Has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too? Sokka: Oh, no. I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO! Katara: Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. Sokka: That's just what Appa wants you to think! Momo! I'm coming for you, buddy! Prince Zuko: Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka, we've got a serious problem. We can't find Aang and Sozin's Comet is only a few days away.

Sokka: Well that explains why I can't catch a fish around here. Because normally my fishing skills are off the hook... Get it? Like a fishing hook. Toph: Too bad your skills aren't *on* the hook.

Dock: Would you like the one-headed fish, or the two-headed fish? Sokka: Two-headed! [to Aang, Katara and Toph] Sokka: You get more for your money that way.

Katara: Look how much better off these people are. Sokka: Yeah, now. But without her. They wouldn't be able to fend for themselves. If she really wants to help, she would use her spirit magic to blow up that factory.

Sokka: What did you do? Katara: I kind of destroyed their factory. Sokka: You WHAT? Katara: It was *your* idea! Sokka: I was joking. I also said to use spirit magic and made funny noises. [Sokka groans] Sokka: Did you ever think this through? The army's going to blame the villagers. They're headed there right now to get revenge.

Katara: Hey, Aang. You ready to be cheered up? Aang: No. [Katara throws an acorn at his head] Aang: Ow! How is that cheering me up? Sokka: [snickers] Cheered me up! [Katara throws another acorn at Sokka] Sokka: Ow! Yeah, I probably deserved that.

Katara: Those clouds look so soft, don't they? Like you could just jump down and you'd land in a big soft cotton heap. Sokka: Maybe you should give it a try. Katara: You're hilarious. Aang: I'll try it. [Aang jumps off Appa laughing]

Sokka: What happened? Katara: You were trapped in the Spirit World for 24 hours. How are you feeling? Sokka: Like I seriously need to use the bathroom.

Sokka: Yeah, we're all gonna get eaten by a giant spirit monster.

Sokka: Thank goodness you're okay. Hakoda: If you take one step closet, you'll see just how okay I am. Sokka: [Removing his helmet] Dad. It's me. Hakoda: Sokka! My son! [Hakoda hugs Sokka and chuckles] Hakoda: You know, Sokka, you should be more careful with that guard's uniform. I almost punched you in the gut. Sokka: Yeah, I ran into that problem earlier.

Hakoda: Sokka, there's no prison in the world that can hold two Water Tribe geniuses. Sokka: Then we'd better find two.

Warden: [Thinking Suki's about to hit him] You wouldn't dare! Suki: Sorry Warden. [Suki ties the warden's hands and gags him] Suki: You're my prisoner now. [Zuko, Sokka, Hakoda and Chit Sang run up] Suki: We've got the warden. Now let's get out of here. Hakoda: That's some girl. Sokka: Tell me about it.

Toph: Did you find any meat? Sokka: I did. The best meat of all. The meat of friendship and fatherhood. [Suki, Hakoda and Chit Sang emerge from the war balloon] Chit Sang: I'm new. What's up everybody? Katara: Dad! Hakoda: [hugging her] Hi Katara. Katara: How are you here? [to Sokka] Katara: What is going on, where did you go? Sokka: We kinda went to a Fire Nation prison. [Hakoda hugs them both] Toph: Seriously. You guys didn't find *any* meat?

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday. Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME! Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

Prince Zuko: [looking at a map] How am I going to find the Avatar? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering. Sokka: [cut to him, looking at the same map] You have no idea where you're going, do you?

Sokka: I'm sorry. I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior. Suki: [kisses Sokka on the cheek] I am a warrior, but I'm a girl, too.

Sokka: Yeah, that was really convincing. Still - hard to argue with a 10 ton magical monster.

Katara: [after Aang rides a giant unagi] What was that thing? Aang: I don't know. Sokka: Well, let's not stick around to find out. Time to hit the road. [the group gets captured] Sokka: *Or* we could stay a little while.

Sokka: What? You want to walk into a Fire Nation town where they're all fired up with all their - you know, firebending. Katara: We'll wear disguises. And if it looks like trouble we'll leave. Sokka: Yeah. Because we always leave before we get into trouble.

Katara: Aang, hold on. Where are we going? Aang: I don't know. But there's a big crowd. So must be good. Sokka: Knowing the Fire Nation, it's probably an execution.

Sokka: Oh, well, then thanks for all the first aid over the years. Like when I fell into the greasebeary bramble, and that time I had *two* fishhooks in my thumb! Aang: Two? Katara: He tried to get the first hook out with another fishhook.

Prince Zuko: Did Jet just... die? Sokka: You know, it was really unclear.

Sokka: [in a courtyard, Sokka runs out of a building to where everyone else is sitting] You guys are not going to believe this. [proudly] Sokka: There's a play about us! Suki: We were just in town and we found this poster. [Sokka pulls the poster out from behind him and shows it to everyone] Katara: What? How is that possible? Sokka: Listen to this: [he reads the poster] Sokka: "From acclaimed playwright Pu On Tim, who scoured the globe gathering information on the Avatar." Katara: Sokka, do you really think it's a good idea for us to attend a play about ourselves? Sokka: Come on, a day at the theater? This is the kind of wacky, timewasting nonsense I've been missing! [three hours later, after the play, everyone walks away from the theater at night] Prince Zuko: That... wasn't a good play. Aang: I'll say. Katara: No kidding. Toph Beifong: Horrible. Suki: You said it. Sokka: But the effect were decent.

Sokka: This is pathetic. My jokes are way funnier than this. Toph Beifong: [Giggles] I think he got you pegged!

Sokka: Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time. Suki: Yeah, you tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics. Sokka: I know!

Hahn: These are real uniforms capture from *actual* Fire Nation soldiers. Sokka: When? Like 100 years ago? Chief Arnook: 85.

Sokka: I'm going to spend my vacation... at the LIBRARY!

Wan Shi Tong: [to Katara] Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style! Sokka: [drops from the ceiling and knocks him out with a heavy book] That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

Sokka: There's no time for vacations. Aang: I'm learning the elements as fast as I can. I practice hard everyday with Toph and Katara. I've been training my arrow off. Sokka: Even if you do mast all of the elements, then what? It's not like we have a map of the Fire Nation. Should we just head west until we reach the Firelord's house? Knock. Knock. Hello, Firelord? Anyone home? I don't think so. We need some intelligence. Katara: All right, well finish our vacations and then we'll look for Sokka's intelligence.

Toph Beifong: Look here, Sugar Queen! I gave up everything so that I could teach Aang Earthbending! So don't you talk to me about being selfish! Katara: *Sugar Queen*? [Toph slams her door] Katara: Did you just slam the door in my face? How can you be so infuriating? [starts pounding on the walls] Katara: . Aang: Should we... do something? Sokka: Hey, I'm just enjoying the show. Aang: [to Katata] Ok ok, I think we both need to calm down. Katara: *BOTH*? I'M COMPLETELY CALM!

Katara: What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail? Sokka: *This* is a *warrior's* wolf-tail. Katara: Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky!

Toph Beifong: Who's Zuko? Sokka: Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracking us all over the world.

Aang: What did I just do? I can't believe [after Toph leaves] Aang: I yelled at my own earth-bending teacher. Now she's gone. Katara: I know. We're all just trying to get used to each other. And I was so mean to her. Sokka: *Yeah, you two were pretty much jerks. Katara: [Flatly] Thanks, Sokka. Sokka: No problem.

Toph Beifong: There's something coming towards us. Aang: What is it? Toph Beifong: It feels like an avalanche, but also *not8 an avalanche. Sokka: Your powers of perception are frightening.

Sokka: Wait! My boomerang! Katara: There's no time! Sokka: Oh, I see. There's time to get your scrolls and your staff and no time for my boomerang? Katara: That's correct. Sokka: Oh.

Sokka: What are you doing? Katara: Well, she is Aang's past life. Maybe wearing her stuff will trigger something. Sokka: I *do* belive in the power of stuff...

Sokka: Boomerang! You *do* always come back!

Sokka: [to Aang] So some people don't like you. Big deal. There's a whole nation of firebenders who *hate* you. Now let's bust you out of here.

Sokka: [When they're putting up posters to find Appa] Well Toph, I guess you'll go with me! Toph Beifong: Why? You think I can't put up posters on my own? [Glues a poster with the picture to the wall] Toph Beifong: It's upside-down, isn't it?

Toph Beifong: [about Sokka's drawings of Appa] I think it looks just like him! Sokka: Why thank you, Toph, I... why do you feel the need to do that?

Jet: I can't remember anything! Sokka: Maybe Katara should kiss him! Katara: Why don't *you* kiss him, Sokka? Sokka: Hey, it was just a suggestion. Aang: ...a bad one...

Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the lost Appa poster was *my* job. I've been working all day on my Appa. [Shows his drawing to Katara and Aang. Katara muffles her laugh] Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head. Sokka: This *is* his head!

Toph Beifong: This doesn't make any sense. They're both telling the truth. Katara: That's impossible! Sokka: No it's not. Toph can't tell the who's lying because they both *think* they're telling the truth. Jet's been brainwashed! Jet: That's crazy! It can't be true. STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Sokka: So how's waterbending training? [Katara groans] Aang: Master Poophead won't teach her because she's a girl. Sokka: Why don't you just teach her, Aang? Katara: Why didn't I think of that! At night you can teach me whatever moves you learned from master Paku that way you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending! Everyone's happy! Sokka: I'm not happy. Katara: But you're never happy.

Sokka: I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher? Aang: I have an idea. Why don't we get on *your* back and you can fly us to the North Pole. Sokka: I'd love to. Climb on everyone. Sokka is ready for take off.

Sokka: [to Princess Yue] So, uh, you're a princess, huh? You know, back in my tribe, I'm kind of a prince, myself. Katara: [Katara scoffs] Prince of what? Sokka: A lot of things. Uh, do you mind? I'm trying to have a conversation here. Katara: My apologies, Prince Sokka.

Sokka: [to Aang about the cute animal] Hello Aang, I want you to meet my new friend. Aang, Foo-foo-cuddly-poops, Foo-foo-cuddly-poops, Aang. Aang: [picking the animal up] Aaaaaw, that's a cute name for a Saber-toothed moose-lion cub.

Sokka: [hunting a cute baby animal] You're awfully cute. But unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.

Sokka: [after Aang fails to move a boulder] Rock beats airbender.

Suki: [Bumping into each other outside of Sokka's tent] Oops.Wrong tent. Zuko: Sorry. Do you need to talk to Sokka too? Suki: Nope. Not me. [Suki walks away. Zuko enters Sokka's enter] Sokka: [Seductively] Well hello [Realizes it's Zuko] Sokka: Uh, Zuko. Why would I be expecting someone different?

Sokka: [Watching Zuko and Katara leave on Appa] You know, you're pretty wise for a kid. Aang: Thanks, Sokka. Sokka: Usually it's annoying, but right now, I'm just impressed. Aang: I appreciate that. Sokka: So, can I borrow Momo for a week? Aang: [Looks at him like he's crazy] Why do you need Momo? Sokka: [Shrugs]

Sokka: Did I ever tell you how sweet it is that you invented metalbending? Toph: You could stand to mention it a bit more.

Sokka: Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the "Loser Lord." Ozai: I am the Phoneix King! [Ozai collapses] Toph: Oh, sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whupped. Suki: Yeah, or how about the King of the... guys who don't win? Toph: Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

Sokka: Careful, Suki. Ty Lee's pretending to be a Kyoshi Warrior again. Suki: It's okay. She's one of us now! [Sokka makes a shocked yelp sound] Ty Lee: Yeah. The girls and I really bonded in prison. And after a few chi blocking lessons, they said I could join the group. We're going to be best friends forever!

Sokka: [last lines of series] I wanted to do a painting, so we'd always remember the good times together. Katara: That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. Wait! Why did you give me Momo's ears? Sokka: Those are your hair loopies. Prince Zuko: At least you don't look like a boar-q-pine. My hair's not that spiky. Mai: I look like a man. Suki: Why did you paint me firebending? Sokka: I thought it looked more exciting that way. [Momo chitters] Sokka: Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo? Uncle Iroh: Hey, my belly's not that big anymore. I've really trimmed down. Toph: Well, I think you all look perfect.

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar? Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.

Sokka: We better find some solid ground before *it* finds us.

Uncle Iroh: Princess Azula is here in Ba Sing Se. Aang: She must have Katara. Uncle Iroh: She has captured my nephew as well. Aang: Then we'll work together to fight Azula, and save Katara and Zuko. Sokka: Woah there. You lost me at, "Zuko". Uncle Iroh: I know how you must feel about my nephew. But believe me when I tell you there is good inside him. Sokka: Good inside of him isn't enough. Why don't you come back when it's outside him too, okay? Aang: Katara is in trouble. All of Ba Sing Se is in trouble. Working together is our best chance.

Sokka: Aang, you go with Iroh to save Katara and the angry jerk. [to Iroh about his insult to Zuko] Sokka: No offense. Uncle Iroh: None taken.

Sokka: So what kind of trouble is Katara in? Aang: I don't know. In my vision, I just knew she needed help. Sokka: IT'd be nice if your Avatar powers could be a little more specific from time to time.

Sokka: [after Toph has defeated the ships crew] Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel. Toph: [sarcastically] That's a great idea! Let the *blind* girl steer the giant airship. Sokka: I was talking to Suki. Toph: [beat] That would make a lot more sense.

Sokka: We're too late. The Fleet's already taking off. Toph: Then we're taking off too! Where's the closest airship? Sokka: It's right - [Sokka, and Suki yell as Toph launches them all towards the airship]

Sokka: Go Aang! Airbending slice! Suki: Shouldn't we be helping him? Sokka: The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stay focused on stopping that fleet from burning down the Earth Kingdom. Toph: And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside of this floating hunk of metal. Sokka: Airship slice!

Toph Beifong: [while fighting against an enemy ship that is following them] How're we doing? Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse. [the huge seamonster they once encountered emerges from the water] Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it? Toph Beifong: You make it too easy. Sokka: [after being struck by their attackers, the seamonster destroys the enemy ship] [quietly] Sokka: Thank you, Universe...

Sokka: We have a secret... you. Aang: Me? Sokka: Yep. The whole world thinks you're dead. Isn't that great?

[about the King's name] Sokka: Okay, he's an Earthbender, right? Rocky. [man coughs] Sokka: Ya know, because of all the rocks. [pause] Katara: Okay, we're going to keep trying, but that is a good backup.

Katara: Wow. We don't have cities like this in the South Pole. Sokka: They have buildings here that don't melt.

Sokka: Great. Now you look just like my grandfather. Katara: Technically, Aang *is* 112 years old. Aang: Now, let's get to skipping, young whippersnappers. The big city awaits!

Aang: It's like every time I think about how stressed I am, I just end up more stressed. I'm like a big growing ball of nerves. Sokka: Of course, you are. That's cause you gotta fight the Firelord. The baddest man on the planet. And you better win, or we're all done for. Katara: Sokka! You're not helping. Sokka: What? It's true. That's the deal. And he knows it.

Katara: We'd better fly to a market, because we're out of food Sokka: Guys, wait! This was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market. Katara: What happened in your dream? Sokka: [in a frightened, dramatic voice] Food eats people! [pauses] Sokka: Also, Momo could talk. [to Momo] Sokka: You said some very unkind things. [Momo chitters]

[Sokka and the fisherman are out in the storm] Sokka: [frightened] I'm too young to die! Fisherman: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!

Katara: I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece. Sokka: Hey, don't jinx it. We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp. Toph Beifong: You been hitting the cactus juice again? Sokka: I'm just saying weird stuff happens to us.

Joo Dee: More good news. Your request for an audience with the Earth King is being processed and should be put through in a month. Much more quickly than usual. Sokka: A month? Joo Dee: Six to eight weeks actually.

Sokka: That's some luck you knew Jin Wei and Wei Jin. Aang: You could call it "luck" or you could call it "lying." Sokka: WHAT? Aang: I made the whole thing up. Katara: You did not! That is so wrong.

Sokka: [about June] Hey, I remember her. She helped you attack us. Prince Zuko: Yep. Back in the good old days.

Bumi: Wait! Somone's missing from your group. Someone very important... Where's Momo? Sokka: He's gone. And so is Aang. Bumi: Oh well, so long as they have each other. I'm sure we have nothing to worry about.

Suki: Wow! You took back your whole city all by yourself. Bumi: So, what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse? Prince Zuko: [Zuko and Sokka exchange glances] Nah. Sokka: No. Not really.

Sokka: [delirious because of illness] You know what I like about Appa? His sense of humor! Katara: [softly] That's nice. I'll be sure to tell him that. [Appa groans] Sokka: [laughs] Classic Appa!

Sokka: [thinks he's an earthbender] Take *that, you rock!

Aang: It's coming from over there! [Aang and Katara run towards the sound] Sokka: Shouldn't we run *away* from the huge boom. Not *toward* them?

Aang: Just relax. You're taking all the fun out of this. Sokka: By "this", do you mean intentionally being captured by an army of ruthless Firebenders? Aang: Exactly. That's the fun staff.

[after finding their separate ways out of the Cave of Two Lovers] Sokka: How did you guys get out? Aang: Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way. Sokka: Really? We let huge ferocious beasts lead our way.

Sokka: I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me. We need to get to Omashu! No sidetracks. No worms. And *definitely* no rainbows! Chong: Whoa. Sounds like someone's got a case of destination fever. Heh. You worry too much about where you're going. Lily: You gotta focus less on the where and more on the going.

Sokka: Squish-sqaush, sling that slang. I'm always right back at ya with my... boomerang. [pulls out his bommerang in her face]

Sokka: That's right I'm Sokka. It's pronounnced with an "okka". Young ladies, I rocked ya! [counting fingers realizing his last line had 6 syllables, not 5] Security guard: Uh, that's one too many syllables there, bub. [picks up Sokkan and throws him out] Sokka: [hits the ground with a disgusted look on his face] Poetry.

Mai: [to Katara after Ty Lee paralyzes Katara's arms] How are you going to fight without your bending? Sokka: [Sokka's boomerang strikes] I seem to manage.

Aang: Sokka, that speech wasn't your moment of truth. That was just public speaking. And nobody's really good at that. Sokka: My dad is. He explained the plan perfectly, and inspired everyone like a real leader should. Aang: Look, your meoment of truth isn't going to be in front of some map. It's gonna be out there on the battlefield. Sokka: You seem so confident about everything. How do you know we're gonna win? Aang: Because I already failed the world once at Ba Sing Se. I won't let myself fail again!

Sokka: Can't you heal him any faster? Katara: I'm doing everything I can! Sokka: ...I'll do it. Katara: No offense, Sokka. But you're not exactly Mr. Healing Hands. Sokka: No. I'll lead the invasion force.

Katara: [Aang stands, then squats and starts grunting] Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World? Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.

Aang: Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone's capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Firelord and the Fire Nation, has to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I also think it's about friendships. Toph: Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime? [Aang holds one of Toph's hands] Aang: I don't see why not. [Katara holds Toph's other hand] Sokka: Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that... Katara: Oh Sokka, just hold hands! [Sokka hold's Katara's free hand]

Sokka: This is nuts! How can we beat a guy who blows things up with is mind? Aang: We can't! Jump on Appa. I'll try to distract him.

Aang: [as the group is about to leave Zuko in the snow] Wait. We can't just leave him here. Sokka: [beat, very determined] Sure we can. Let's go. Aang: No. If we leave him, he'll die. [goes to pick up the unresponsive Zuko] Sokka: [sarcastically, as they are taking off on Appa] Yeah, this makes a alot of sense. Let's bring the guy who's constantly trying to kill us!

Aang: May your firebending comes from rage. And you just don't have enough anger to fuel it like you used to. Sokka: Soooo, all we need to do is make Zuko angry? Easy enough. [Sokka starts poking Zuko with his staff] Prince Zuko: OKAY CUT IT OUT! Look, even if you're right, I don't want to rely on hate and anger anymore. There has to be another way.

Katara: There's a right way to do this: practice, study and discipline. Sokka: Or just glow it up, and stomp the Firelord. Katara: If you two meatheads want to throw away everything we've worked for - fine! Go ahead and glow it up! Aang: Katara, I'm just being realistic. I don't have time to do this the right way.

Miss Piggy: you inspire them

Kermit: to kidnap people!

Miss Piggy: to work together

Kermit: to kidnap people!-The Muppet movie (the new one)

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" -Ron Weasley, HP&GoF

Remus: Severus, don't be a fool... Sirius: He can't help it. It's habit by now. Remus: Sirius, be quiet! Sirius: Be quiet yourself, Remus! Severus: Listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple. Sirius: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set? -Remus, Sirius and Severus, HP&PoA

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian.

"Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. 'You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.'" - Percy Jackson, TBotL

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." Hermoine to Ron

proof you are pjo addict

2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4.You know which pages the good parts are on.

5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. [Totally me!!]

7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(already read it 1,000 times)

11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. [totally!]

14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

21.You dream about PJO every night.

22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. [Aphrodite-or whoever loves messing up helpless teens' lives-is messing up my life]

23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room [hell yeah!]

24.You know PJO better then most sane people [go PJO! go insanity!]

25.You have links to every great PJO site

26.You add things to the list every day

27.You know what you would do if you were Percy

28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future [yup]

30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work [oh man]

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (will do that)

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' [again, hell yeah!]

33.You are trying to learn Greek [I was until my demon math teacher-I swear she's Alecto-started torturing us with mountains of homework each day]

34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37.You have an instant crush on Nico!

38.You just have to research more about greek mythology!

39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

40.you look for camp half blood during school break

41.You want to learn Latin

42.You copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed [whoa, this sounds just like me]

48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41

52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO [most of them have already read it LOL]

56. you own a camp half blood t-shirt

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember

Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bol

d I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know!

The Kane Chronicles Pledge: I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast When I see cats' eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this song

ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobic.

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic. (but i like planes just not looking out the window)

10/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems.(more like reading a book or just plain writing/drawing) You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music.(sometimes i like all music besides rap) You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked.(i wish) You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.

5/10

DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight.(only if they started it and it would ruin my rep mostly i fight verbal though) Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledgeYou’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis Half of your Chanukah presents last year were booksYou like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it You’re the valedictorian in your class.You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.(but only in my hebrew classes) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic.(nooooo) You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetryYou can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (some are okay) A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

9/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. (i like making things ) You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy swoons for you.(i wish) You like putting on makeup. (only for special events but not really) You naturally smell good. (i don't think anyone does) You never experience a bad hair day.(not possible) Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend.(me, yeah right) You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.(ha, your joking right) You’re often invited to parties.(no) Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”(no) You look in the mirror on a regular basis.(who cares)

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless.You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments.(most are debates though) You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is never bad.

2/10

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

I am a demigod, and I'm proud of it!! Destiny

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