Sanin Sakura
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HELLO!!

I'm back and better than ever!!! ...no not really

Usless info. about yours truly:

I don't really know what to say about myself. I'm just an average person with a somewhat average life. Let's see I guess I could tell you about how I am a Digidestined, Quincy, Substitute Soul Reaper Captain, ninja who knows all jutsu and will bring Sasuke back (when I finally stop procratinating), Moon princess who can become a Sailor Scout, Pirate Queen, sword master, Queen of Duels who possesses all three Egyptian God Cards and can control the Crimson Dragon, reached Super Sayain level five, became Shaman Queen, returned to my body after being the best Alchemist out there, saved princess Zelda and princess Peach, joined the X-men, became leader of the yellow scarfs and dollars, leader of the slashers, has the Jewel of Four Souls, found a Death Note, became a Pokemon Master, mastered all of the elements, a kekkaishi that protected Karasumori, BBA world champion, keeper of the heart of Kandrakar, Mew Mew. ...

...but don't let my awesomeness frighten you. Underneath my cool exterior, I'm just an average, easy-going, cloud watching person.

Name: It's Sanin Sakura!

Location: in my house

Age: something between 0 and 100

Hobies:

When I'm not saving the world and my friends form danger or procrastinating, I like to watch Tv, be on the computer Computer, listen to music Music, read, write, and draw.

Dreams for the future:

I would like to learn as many different languages as I possibly can, and visit places around the world. If anyone doesn't have anything to do (like me) and knows some other language and would like to teach me a few phrases just PM me. (It obviously can't be English and it can't be Spanish (I already speak those)).

Favorite Anime:

Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Durarara, Sailor Moon, DBZ, Shaman King, FullMetal Alchemist, and others (i'm just too lazy to type them)

Likes:

NARUTO- I absolutely love that show! I'm soooo addicted to it, it scares me.

when people review

people that update fast

to torture my "foolish little brother" by that I mean making fun of any small mistakes he does... _

Dislikes:

when people don't review

people who don't update

Personality: I'm usually quiet and shy, but if you get to know me well, I will talk and talk and never stop.

Favorite Couple:

SasuSaku (of couse Sasuke doesn't come anywhere near any other girl)

NaruHina (how can no one see it)

Couples which I don't really care for:

ShikaIno or ShikaTema (they just seem like they look good together)

NejiTen (I guess)

What I think about...

Naruto: really funny, dedicated, and overall great character

Sasuke: HOT! cold and emotionless but that is so freaking cool! starts drooling Ahh...Sasuke!...except he's an ass now :'(

Sakura: she really does try so she's a good character but lately I'm getting mad that she doesn't really do anything that's life changing.

Shikamaru: smart and lazy but I'm lazy too so who am I to say anything

Neji: Hot, and cool

Hinata: really nice and shy

Ino: eh, she's okay I guess but sometimes she really nags a lot

Temary: kick ass kunoichi, really cool

Gaara: creepy at first but really cool now

Kunkuro: no offence but he needs to change the way he dresses

Rock Lee: funny and hard worker

Shino: creepy bug guy (did I mention I hate bugs)

Kiba: hot when he takes his hoodie off

Tenten: I really haven't gotten to know her

Tsunade: strong, short temper, and cool

Jiraiya: perv. but cool and sometimes funny. Even though it showed in the Manga that he died, I'm hoping he will somehow come back.

Kakashi: perv but cool

Shizune: nags too much sometimes

Itachi: killed the whole Uchiha Clan. I hate to tell you I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO. Itachi is NOT evil. He may not be as hot as Sasuke, but he's cool!

Orochimaru: CREEPY so I'm not even going there.

Kabuto: GAY and he needs to get a life (This is something I imagine him saying: "Ok let's pretend I'm straight for one minute..." minute passes. "Woah that was scary")

let's see... who am I forgetting?


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.


Favorite Naruto line:

When does a ninja strike? A ninja waits when the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lay forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the time for a ninja to strike.


This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day longWhen I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; my folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream... but its now much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.

Child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!


Random Stuff: (not that anyone is actually interested)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, Sanin Sakura

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Favorite Quotes from random websites: (read them some are really funny)

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

"Survival. What a drag."

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast."

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!"

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.”

"No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you die, I'll kill you!

A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Don't steal, the government hates competition

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

Join the dark side...We've got cookies!

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

-The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.-

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I used up all my sick days so i called in dead.

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it...

I've seen normal... it aint pretty.

It is what it is... less it isn't.

I'm naked (under my clothes).

Ha ha... wait ... what?

I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not.

I never finish anyth

insert something clever here

He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

People are like slinkies... basicly useless, but is so amuzing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Top ten reasons to procastinate 1)...

NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing.


And I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Mom Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, kerapal bubbles , Sanin Sakura


Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If
They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For
Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
The Prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity... Its Called ... therapy
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much


Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)


YOU Know You are obssesed to anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character.


I know you are looking at my profile and thinking 'damn she's awesome.'


Read the manga here! It is awesome!

Watch Naruto here!


PLEASE REMEMBER TO READ THE STORY BELOW!! You will not be Disappointed!!

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,107 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stay Strong Konoha by sweetcherry99 reviews
Team 7 is reunited and go on their first mission but wait who are these people who want Sakura? Time passes.. Things change whose side is she on? MY FRIST FIC There are 30 chps! Read & Review plz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,589 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blur by Suga-plum-kitten reviews
Sakura works for Sasuke and one day she becomes trapped with him in a freezer room and the only way to keep warm is by using another persons body warmth...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Issues by Xmarksthespot reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,102 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Together by darkpetaltaki reviews
She was ordered to be captured for a reason. She meets him again and things took a turn no one ever expected. The only way for them to get through things is to do it together...sasusaku...lemons in some chap. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 209,379 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assassin by night & Nerd by day by Bloodlustkunoichi reviews
Her name is Sakura Haruno. She lives life as a fierce assassin by night and...a high school nerd by day! How will she keep her secret safe from her classmates! and how will she cope with having to put up with bullies without exposing her secret! R&R! AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Memories by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ He would have wanted to kill them. He would have wanted to kill her. But the memories that reflected in his mind made the task impossible. And now he was finding himself helping the people he was intending to kill in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Start of Insanity by Demented Me reviews
After the death of her mother, Haruno Sakura is left in the care of her mother's best friend Uchiha Mikoto. Sakura now has to deal with the fact that she is living in the same household with the school's hearthrob and the biggest asshole: Uchiha Sasuke.AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Someday, You Will Be Loved by Demented Me reviews
His Sakura.“I hate you, goddammit! I hate you!” That’s when he lost it. Whatever control he had left. Dark/lemon fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Chapter by sillimiss reviews
“It took you long enough.” His voice was cold, daring. “There are betrayers in your ranks and Akatsuki at your door step. How are you going to get out of this one?” “For starters,” Her hand glowed of green chakra. "Killing you."//SasuSaku//Arc 2//Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,302 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Who would have thought: The story of the Queen Bee by Ventriloquist Draconis reviews
They say their always going to be there when in truth they'll all going to leave, they say you could trust them when infact their feeding lies. In High school you can't be yourself nor can you trust for everyone lies n pretend.SS.ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,026 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bite Me by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura wasn't having a very typical day. First she was hardly dressed, attacked, Sasuke's lover, and now he was half naked in her bed expecting sex. Being claimed by a vampire proved to be a challange. "You bit me there of all places!" LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unwanted Desire by UchihaSanNin reviews
Sasuke FINALLY attacks Konoha. But the village isnt his target. The elders. Sakura. He takes what he wants, and flees to Otogakure. Sakura is enraged. She s his prisoner; his pet; plaything. How can the Konoha Cherry Blossom escape this one? Updating!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sasuke is caught together with team Hebi. Sakura is in charge of his interrogation, but Sasuke has other plans, like killing Itachi. He decides that he needs her help. Will she escape from her abductor or become a traitor like him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,986 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Dare You by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku 'I dare you, teme.. Sleep with Sakura chan' She was the exotic exchange student from America who was oblivious that Sasuke would be trying to seduce for 7 days. 'And you have to complete the dare in a week's time.' LEMON ALERT! HIGHSCHOOL FIC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,025 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sacrifice by Aquamirra.chan reviews
“I’m not a whore! I just give men what they want and in return they give me what I need, money!” Her eyes widened as Sasuke smirked. “I must admit, you make a really good spy. I almost fell for it, but you have to work harder than that. SakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
WANTED: A Sexy Fool For 30 Days by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: Meet the Uchihas! But, NO WAY they'll approve of Sasuke's flaunty lover Karin. So why not hire someone to act like a fool and make them think anyone else, even Karin, would be more acceptable? Enter SAKURA! The dorky pretend girlfriend..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Prisoner by Nicola19 reviews
Sakura is injured and Sasuke saves her...Problem now she can't go home and the others think she's been kidnapped added to that she still loves Sasuke...what's a girl to do...pairings: SasuSaku minor NaruHina and KarSui
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,004 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Return of the Uchiha by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
COMPLETE Sasuke returns to Konoha and when Sakura and Naruto learn about Sasuke's real reasons for joining with Orochimaru they try their best to forgive him. But can they return to the way it use to be, or will it be even better? SasuSaku contains Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,029 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by ValiantToasters reviews
Sakura is transfered to the new Ninja Acadamy and needs a guide to show her around she gets stuck with school celebrity Sasuke Uchiha. But when the fangirls get greedy, can Sakura survive? SasuSaku takes place at the acadamy. missions will arise
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,449 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let Me Bring You Home by LoveYumi reviews
Sakura wakes up in a strange place to find out she's been kidnapped, and worse, she's been sold to some wealthy ninja. Soon she finds out the ninja is Orochimaru, and then she's only a birthday present for a certain young man. How will she ever get home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All I Need by Slyvia reviews
“No, you’ll never come near this child. I won’t allow you to hurt him like you have his mother. “Hn, no matter how many times you tell yourself, Hyuuga, that’s he’s your son,” Sasuke snickered, “he’ll never be. He’s an Uchiha and he belongs with me REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
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Gone reviews
He betrayed the village. She faked her own death. Imprisoned both, now a single plan can free them from punishment, but how long can they last free from their feelings. What can unite two exact opposites and keep them together? Love or nothing? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,333 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Happily Sometimes After reviews
One encounter- that was all it took to make Sakura leave the Konoha for Sasuke. Was it for the better or worse? Would this story have a happily ever after or not? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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