![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ HELLO!! I'm back and better than ever!!! ...no not really Usless info. about yours truly: I don't really know what to say about myself. I'm just an average person with a somewhat average life. Let's see I guess I could tell you about how I am a Digidestined, Quincy, Substitute Soul Reaper Captain, ninja who knows all jutsu and will bring Sasuke back (when I finally stop procratinating), Moon princess who can become a Sailor Scout, Pirate Queen, sword master, Queen of Duels who possesses all three Egyptian God Cards and can control the Crimson Dragon, reached Super Sayain level five, became Shaman Queen, returned to my body after being the best Alchemist out there, saved princess Zelda and princess Peach, joined the X-men, became leader of the yellow scarfs and dollars, leader of the slashers, has the Jewel of Four Souls, found a Death Note, became a Pokemon Master, mastered all of the elements, a kekkaishi that protected Karasumori, BBA world champion, keeper of the heart of Kandrakar, Mew Mew. ... ...but don't let my awesomeness frighten you. Underneath my cool exterior, I'm just an average, easy-going, cloud watching person. Name: It's Sanin Sakura! Location: in my house Age: something between 0 and 100 Hobies: When I'm not saving the world and my friends form danger or procrastinating, I like to watch Tv, be on the computer Computer, listen to music Music, read, write, and draw. Dreams for the future: I would like to learn as many different languages as I possibly can, and visit places around the world. If anyone doesn't have anything to do (like me) and knows some other language and would like to teach me a few phrases just PM me. (It obviously can't be English and it can't be Spanish (I already speak those)). Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Durarara, Sailor Moon, DBZ, Shaman King, FullMetal Alchemist, and others (i'm just too lazy to type them) Likes: NARUTO- I absolutely love that show! I'm soooo addicted to it, it scares me. when people review people that update fast to torture my "foolish little brother" by that I mean making fun of any small mistakes he does... _ Dislikes: when people don't review people who don't update Personality: I'm usually quiet and shy, but if you get to know me well, I will talk and talk and never stop. Favorite Couple: SasuSaku (of couse Sasuke doesn't come anywhere near any other girl) NaruHina (how can no one see it) Couples which I don't really care for: ShikaIno or ShikaTema (they just seem like they look good together) NejiTen (I guess) What I think about... Naruto: really funny, dedicated, and overall great character Sasuke: HOT! cold and emotionless but that is so freaking cool! starts drooling Ahh...Sasuke!...except he's an ass now :'( Sakura: she really does try so she's a good character but lately I'm getting mad that she doesn't really do anything that's life changing. Shikamaru: smart and lazy but I'm lazy too so who am I to say anything Neji: Hot, and cool Hinata: really nice and shy Ino: eh, she's okay I guess but sometimes she really nags a lot Temary: kick ass kunoichi, really cool Gaara: creepy at first but really cool now Kunkuro: no offence but he needs to change the way he dresses Rock Lee: funny and hard worker Shino: creepy bug guy (did I mention I hate bugs) Kiba: hot when he takes his hoodie off Tenten: I really haven't gotten to know her Tsunade: strong, short temper, and cool Jiraiya: perv. but cool and sometimes funny. Even though it showed in the Manga that he died, I'm hoping he will somehow come back. Kakashi: perv but cool Shizune: nags too much sometimes Itachi: killed the whole Uchiha Clan. I hate to tell you I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO. Itachi is NOT evil. He may not be as hot as Sasuke, but he's cool! Orochimaru: CREEPY so I'm not even going there. Kabuto: GAY and he needs to get a life (This is something I imagine him saying: "Ok let's pretend I'm straight for one minute..." minute passes. "Woah that was scary") let's see... who am I forgetting? 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. Favorite Naruto line: When does a ninja strike? A ninja waits when the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lay forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the time for a ninja to strike. This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, Child abuse: MAKE IT STOP! Random Stuff: (not that anyone is actually interested) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe)PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Emo Marionette Bella-chan, Sakura4eva, Sanin Sakura Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! Favorite Quotes from random websites: (read them some are really funny) "Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?" "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you." "If at first you don't success, redefine success." "Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" "It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!" "Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." "Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!" "Survival. What a drag." That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast." "Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days." "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" "Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha to bad loser!" "Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself." "One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'" "You have nothing to eat except this thing that looks like its living in your refrigerator…okay I think it just moved….yep, it definitely just moved…that’s disgusting.” "No, if you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." "Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There's a 'me', though, if you jumble it up." "You, off my planet." “I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.” "Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous." Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If you die, I'll kill you! A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. Don't steal, the government hates competition I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on. Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours. "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't" "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids." "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge". "I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary." "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!" I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. homework is killing trees, stop the madness! Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. "I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet" "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too! I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! I'm bored. Run for your sanity. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Evil beware, we have waffles. Join the dark side...We've got cookies! "Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius." "Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math." -The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.- What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks! I used up all my sick days so i called in dead. I'm gonna survive even if it kills me. If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style. Squirrels - nature's speed bumps. I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen The silent ones are always the deadliest. I’ll be dead before I die. Lol...I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it... I've seen normal... it aint pretty. It is what it is... less it isn't. I'm naked (under my clothes). Ha ha... wait ... what? I'm confused... wait maybe I'm not. I never finish anyth insert something clever here He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind. People are like slinkies... basicly useless, but is so amuzing to watch them fall down the stairs. Top ten reasons to procastinate 1)... NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing. And I remembered what you said DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. ~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, kerapal bubbles , Sanin Sakura Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity. Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted) YOU Know You are obssesed to anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. I know you are looking at my profile and thinking 'damn she's awesome.' Read the manga here! It is awesome! PLEASE REMEMBER TO READ THE STORY BELOW!! You will not be Disappointed!! |
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