About Me

My name is Alexis

Hair is brown naturally but i love to die it and experiment with colors soon i hope to have it red =D.

Eyes are semi-big and brown (soon to be green thanks to contacts =D)

Height ehh im about 5'7 i hope im done growing i have always been taller than most and i want to be short.

Love List!!

Twilight Saga most definitly

StarBucks! (Carmel Frappuccinos

Fanfiction..duh lol

Linkin Park

Cocacola ( I'd say coke but yeah..somebody would probly mistake it for the drug)

My Hamster

The Vampire kisses series (Kinda funny how Different authors' Vampires are different does that make sence?)

Vintage jewelry

Hate List!!

Bella Swan (I'll explain further down but it will contain spoliers!)

Jacob Black (same thing i will explain further down but with spoilers!)

Drama!

School (drama and school pretty much go hand&hand)

People who talk trash online and act like a wounded puppy in public

Why I hate thy Swan and Black

SPOLIERS DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL 3 BOOKS

Ok we'll start with Bella. First of all she is all "Edward i love you there is no dout about it". Then it's like "hmm what about Jacob...yes JACOB I LOVE YOU". She can't make up her mind. That scene in Eclpise where she kisses him..I had to put the book down and leave the house for an hour because that was stuipd. She won't even let Edward fight for her in the battle. Edward acts as her slave...no not in the "get me this NOW" way but as in the "Edward don't go" Edward i love you soo much don't leave me" yes i understand that she is still upset about him leaving her in new moon but COME ON! Edward probly wanted to fight the most and she wouldn't let him. I'm sorry but she is acting like a bitch. I hope she get's her thoughts straight before the wedding becasue if she messes up Edward's wedding (as in running away or not marrying him) there is going to be a lot of angry people after her(as in fans).

Now we arrive at Jacob Ranting. Ok here's the thing. We all know how jacob loves bella oh but wait!! HE HASN"T EVEN IMPRINTED ON HER! Here's my versions of twilight with jacob and bella "in love"

Jacob and Bella get married. Jacob imprints on a whore. J and B get a divorce. Bella finds Edward. Edward of course takes her back even though she is a total Bitch. And everybody lives happily ever after even though Bella caused our dear Edward so much pain.

Does that sound nice? Not to me. And Jacob guilts Bella into kissing him. uhg sometimes thouse two ( J and B) can be very Nerve wrecking. not only that they act like children...Middel school children.

Copy And Pastes

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-If you are so obsessed with Twilight that its not even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

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-If you think that AV means Addicted to Vampires, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (Who DOESN'T DO THAT?)

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile