You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

The test:

Things to do today:

1. Get up

2. Survive

3. Go back to bed

PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=TimeXMoney

And as we all know "time is money."

Time=Money

Therefore:

Girls=M(Money)2

And because "Money is the root of all evil":

MEvil

So, we are forced to conclude that:

Girls=Evil

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Uh, Naruto

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

err i hang out with enough fan girls to know what yaoi is (sadly) what hentai?

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

I went nerd on year and bought a naruto action figure (NOT A FREAKING DOLL!!!!) and head-band and re-gretted it almost immediately

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

No not really since they dont actually exist...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku, they both suck they deserve each other

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7 though Team Gai makes me laugh alot more

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Uh no wasnt that disproved in the manga allready?

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Proved that one to...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi since it was revealed he was never truely evil

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti, guys a dumb shit and needs to die in some dramatic pwnage by naruto

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Kinda sorta, sometimes i just turn on a filter in my head duing fillers and barely recognize them

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Um hell yea

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Probably, but he knows how to never move now so he could also just be slightly mentally defficiant

17. Sub or dub?

er wait what? thats a question?

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti-ish, she really has just become a nuiscance now but maybe she will have another decent moment soon

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Pretty much yea

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

The kinda awesome swirly mask man who wants to brain-wash everybody on the planet, yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

deffinately not first but if he were a nerd he would be all pro taijutsu... maybe just insane?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Naruto, hes already got the jutsu to do it...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

awesomely weird!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

err whats OOC?

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

so long as their about ninja and arent boring pieces of crap that will never happen ( YOU HEAR ME YOU CRAZY NARUSASU FANS!!!!)

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

in my head

27. Do you like lemons?

uh how is this important?

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

They know some blond haired kid with spikes is now more important than them when a new naruto chapter comes out

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Nope

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Sailor song

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Nah

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

God no i suck at drawing

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Read above

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Probably... probably now i likely have some form of ADD

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

...broke?

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

... no comment

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No dude thats just wrong

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

Seriously look at question 32 again

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

... seriously? im a straight guy and you HAVE to put some screwed up retarded shit like that in my head?!

40. Do you have a Naruto Oc?

In my head

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Depends on what your definition of a life is

Quotes:

Brandi: Dumb shit

Brandi: Dumb fuck

Brandi: Dumb ass

Brandi: "Dumb face" Me: "really? dumb face?" Brandi: "shut up dumb fuck face shit head ive got a head ache" Me: "their we go"

Brandi: "HOMOPHOBE!!" Me: " ONLY A LITTLE!!"

Brother: "Jeremy" Me: "what?" Brother: "YAS!!" me: "what??" brother: "YAS!!" *half an hour later* Me: "what?" Brother: "...never mind"

Me: "Human high-lord paladin with tribal tatoos that turn me into a skull dragon, who is also a warrior hero brandishing Shadow-Forager and Arch-light breaker all the while commanding an entire army of loyal holy light acolaytes!" Robert: "ass-rape over kill especially for a guy thats just supposed to give someone directions in a fan fic to a mule barn..." Me: " I WANTED HIM TO BE MEMORABLE!!"