Name: Marina Morozov-- nice to meet ya! :)

Age: My birthday is June 28th, 1995-- you figure it out, smarty pants!!

Location: Chicago, Illinois, the best city in the WORLD!!! Where else? :D

Description: I have long, kinda curly auburn hair and green eyes, freckles on my cheeks and nose, and I'm very skinny. Hmmm, what else... OH! I'm told I look just like Isla Fisher LOL. I was very shy as a kid, but I outgrew that around 7 or 8. I have a soccer player's build, but I think I still look very feminine. :)

Stuff About Me:

I have two younger brothers, Adrik and Aleksandr (8-year-old twins) and four older brothers, Feliks (16), Fyodor (18), Nicholai (20), and Gavril (22).

--My mother, Yulia, is a nurse at a Children's Hospital downtown, and my father, Egor, is an Aerial Gunman in the United States Air Force.

--Both our parents were born and raised in St. Petersburg, Russia, but moved to Chicago when they were 21 and 22. All of us speak fluent Russian and English, and we all have accents.

--We all live in an apartment in dowtown Chicago, but it's not as crowded as you might think.

--I have one best friend in the whole WORLD, Katie, and she lives in the apartment next to us with her younger sister, Jessica.

--Katie and I's favorite pasttime as BFFs is riding our bikes to Navy Pier, which, coincidentally, happens to be our favorite hangout. :)

--I've been playing soccer since I was 3, and I fell in LOVE with it from the get go. RUSSIA WILL WIN THE 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP!!!

--I play the acoustic guitar.

--My favorite TV show is Pretty Little Liars on ABC Family (I also

--I have no favorite movie, music artist, or book, because I listen to, watch, and read too many to pick just one as my favorite. ;)

--My favorite color is orange. Idk why. It just rocks. :)

--My favorite food is Orange Teacake Cookies, a Russian dessert. YUMMMM!!! :D

That's pretty much it, folks! Thanks for reading! Please, please, please, please, PLEASE review!! You've heard it from every author on here and you'll hear it from me. The only way for us writers to do what we do is to get feedback from other writers/readers! If I write six chapters of a fic and get two reviews back ALTOGETHER, I'm gonna abandon it, because there's really no point in putting the time and effort into something if nobody gives me any feedback! And don't use the "I don't have an account" excuse with me, 'cuz I enabled Anonymous Reviews!! Seee ya later! :)

Навсегда С уважением,

Марина Морозов

P.S. That's "Forever Yours, Marina Morozov" in Russian! :)

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE (a lot), so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

Here's a little bit about me...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say? "My dad said nothing, but to this day I'll never forget his pained expression when at last he turned and trudged back to his den." --Nicholas Sparks--Dear John-- A great book! :)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The back of my very confused brother's head LOL

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The 2010 FIFA World Cup (still watching it)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:00 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:05 P.M. AWW MAN! :P

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? All of my brothers shouting Russian curses at the soccer game on TV LOL

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Ten minutes ago to get some fresh air from all the yelling haha

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The TV

9. What are you wearing? My Renat Yanbayev soccer jersey and matching soccer shorts (and my socks teehee). And my white MacBook is sitting on my lap, so does that count? ;)

10. Did you dream last night? Yup!! :)

11. When did you last laugh? Two seconds ago LOL

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Wine-colored walls, family photos, an oil painting of St. Petersburg, and the soccer posters my brother just put up.

13. Seen anything weird lately? Duh! :P

14. What do you think of this quiz? Boooooooorrrrriiiiiiingggg...

15. What is the last film you saw? The 2010 version of Alice in Wonderland. With JOHNNY DEPP!!! *swoon*

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Uhhhh... a new plant for my mom since my brother just stepped on one LOL

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have a birthmark shaped like a star on the small of my back.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Bring my dad home for the FIFA games.

19. Do you like to dance? Of course! Just depends on the music LOL. :)

20. George Bush: CRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Savannah Lorraine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Nathan John

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? HELL YEAH!!!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Come in, come in, the brownies are done!" LOL :D