two authors under 1 name! go elle and the beffster! sum funny sum serious most in our heads at the moment... shud be up eventually!
me an elle met in school in year 8 which is the second year of high school for all you american people i dont know wot ur grades are. We like all the same shows and can talk aout stuff for hours on end... so now all about the Beffster and her opinions then elle's and hers...onwards...

The Beffster: I'm 16 i live in England so some of my language will most likely be scary to all of you other language-y folks. I love tv, especially the cult stuff... i have an opinion about absolutely everythin so...im quite argumentative...in a good way of course!!!!!!!!! i love mythology roman,greek,babylonian,egyptian etc. know pretty much every tale of mythology ever told kinda sad really but hey! i do latin french and trying to learn greek, egyptian and other old languages
i love btvs, Angel, Dark Angel, ST voy, LFN, Roswell and any other culty stuff also harry potter and lord of the rings and fearless.

BTVS and Angel:
Angel and Buffy should be together forever mwahhahahahaha
Spike an cordy are v cool characters but not when mooning over the afore mentioned soulmates
Faith kicks ass as does xander with his cuteness and willow with her witchiness
Tara and willow are a no-no for me but hey whatever floats your boat

LOTR:
Arwen and Aragorn forever...wot can i say i love the whole soulmates thing, legolas is a pansy sorry to offend (even elles kinda offended by this but orlando bloom does nothing for me)

DA:
Logan and Max all the way, stupid goddamn virus thing where do the writers come up with this evil junk and they should NOT have cancelled the show

STvoy:
Capt Janeway and Chakotay forever...that pretty much sums it up seven and chakotay?!? i could have smashed the tv up into liddle biddy puzzle pieces
Paris and B'ellana rock
Seven kicks ass (when not with chakotay) and harry is sweet

LFN:
go nikita and michael...erm...thats it...

HP:
cho is evil
Hermione and ron together would be excellent
harry and...i dunno anyone but cho i think
ginny and neville coz they are both adorable and sweet
Draco is a misunderstood evil...his father is worse than he is and just drilled the stuff into dracos head but i dont think draco will change

Fearless:
Gaia and Ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTALLY they were so sweet in book seven when they made out for the dare
sam = silly and weird...josh is just...strange and as for any other male character in the series grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Roswell:
michael and maria...liz and max...alex and isobel...no tess whatsoever...evil tess grrrrrrrrrrr arrrg

Fave quotes/saying:
It's a big rock...can't wait to tell my friends...they don't have a rock this big
And your what?!?! shocked and diasppointed? i'm evil
How?!!?!?what?!?!?!how?!?!?!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrg
HAHA
with the meteor and the death and the 100% CHANCE OF PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as u can see i say "with the" and "and the" a hell of a lot and "nyehhhhhh" and wiggling arms comically if you want to understand read "What was in that kiwi?!?!?!"

On to elle...

Howdy! elle here, fanfic-obsesser and associate of the Beffster! I am the ripe ol age of 15, to be 16 in June for anyone whos interested and much like beth i like...things that beth likes - what can i say? we're compatable people!! but of course if there are some points you disagree with that beth will defend to the death, you'll find I am more of a passafist (pass on the fists).
or instance, I am actually in favour of Legolas *growls at beth as she roles her eyes, and I have an odd affinaty to cartoons...well, most cartoons - its just that damn pink panther! why must the theme tune be so catchy - why?! ahem, anyway, as you can probably guess what with the craziness, I am the author of 'wot woz in that kiwi' - a piece which beth and i are rather fond of -
and most of my stuff is likely to be comical, or attemptedly serious, but saddly comical as well. What can I say? Im a sucker for the ha-ha juice! Anyway, I won't bore you good folks by telling you about my interests TV-wise - you'll find they're quite similar to Beth', so check hers out. However, I feel I must reiterate my love for ST voyager and my particular fondness of Tom Paris
I also of course love all thing Tolkien and my affection of Samwise knows no limits! (considering tatoo)
so thats some of me - for more, come visit me in prison. oh, no - dont let my charges for stalking (Sean Astin) scare you off! Im really rather sweet! Go on - have a read! Its all good! (oh, and some of Beth's stuff isn't too bad either!) *winks cheekily and dodges aside as beth pulls out a large and lethal-looking sledge-hammer*