Hey...I'm Hazel, but yall can call me Haze :3 I don't really post stuff online, like my poems and stories and when I do it's under a fake name so this is a really big step for me. I welcome the flames as long as it stays on topic about the story annd the flaws in the story, not about me or people who read my stories. I like to call it constructive criticism, I like the heat ;3 , but yeah you can call it a flame or an insult or what ever you wish...Oh and I also have a really bad habit of cursing (at least I can admit it) fair warning...putting that aside message me any time I'm usually on at like three in the morning though so I'll to message when I can..Oh and I love new friends! :3 Other than that hope you enjoy my stories and have a good time on fanfiction!

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the fire department usually uses water

The amount of Fucks I give are Zero

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

Rule number 1; I’m always right
Rule number 2; If i’m wrong please look at rule number 1

If you have your own little world, copy and Paste this into your Profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

One can never get enough love. If you think so copy and paste this on your profile

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