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Now the things that everyone adds:

Favourite Parings:

Twilight:

Cairlisle and Esme

Rosalie and Emmett

Alice and Jasper

Nessie and Jacob

Edward and Bella

Jacob and Leah

Nessie and Jasper

Alice and Jacob

Nessie and Jasper

Tudors:

Mary Boleyn and King Henry the VIII

Anne Boleyn and Henry Percy

Mary Boleyn and William Stafford

George Boleyn and Princess Mary

Harry Potter:

Harry and Ginny

Ron and Hermione

Cho Chang and Cedric

Cedric and Hermione

Harry and Luna

Private Practice:

Charlotte and Cooper

Favourite Songs:

You Belong With Me and anything by Taylor Swift

Welcome to my life by Simple Plan

Parachute by Cheryl Cole

Free by Dani Harmer

One Time by Justin Bieber

The Scientist by Coldplay

Viva la Vida by Coldplay

On my own from Les Miserables

Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

Everytime we touch by Cascada

Te Amo by Rihanna

Take a bow by Rihanna

anything Avril lavigne

Naturally by Selena Gomez

Love the way u lie by Rihanna and Eminem

1. What is your motto?

He said She said by Ashley Tisdale(ok)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Telephone by lady Gaga and Beyonce(slighly scary)

3. What do you think about very often?

Love the way u lie by Rihanna and Eminem

4. What is 2+2?

Hey Stephen by Taylor swift

5. What do you think about your best friend?

Mine by taylor swift

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Up all night by Take That

7. What is your life story?

Dynamite by Taio Cruz

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Its alright its Ok by ashley tisdale

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Beat Again by JLS

10. What do your parents think of you?

3 by Britney Spears(oh Jesus)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

You belong to me by Taylor Swift

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Lets get excited by alesha dixon(lovely...)

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

I gotta feelin by Black Eyed Peas

14. What is your biggest secret?

My life would suck without you by Kelly Clarkson

15. What do you think of your friends?

Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Permanent December by Miley Cyrus

17. How will you die?

Warwick Avenue by Duffy

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Hips don't lie by Shakira (oh jesus)

19. What makes you laugh?

Don't stop believin by Glee Cast (this doesn't make me laugh but it does make dance)

20. What makes you cry?

Mine by Taylor swift

21. Will you ever get married?

Shine by Take that(maybe)

22. What scares you the most?

Last Xmas by Wham(ok!!!)

23. Does anyone like you?

Love story by Taylor Swift

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

Take a bow by Rihanna

25. What hurts right now?

Naturally by Selena Gomez

26. What will you post this as?

Love Story by Taylor Swift

I'm Team Edward!!

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers BRUNETTES.

Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken

I love to read fanfics

My favorite sports are horseriding and dance.

And i am random and love random!! haha

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... Put this on your

... page if you have

...O ever pushed a

... door that said pull

99.9 percent of girls would be dead if Edward Cullen decided breathing wasn't cool. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be in the background with another Cullen boy, laughing or crying at all of the girls jumping off the same cliff Bella did.

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?

Boy: No. Girl: Do u like me?

Boy: Not really.

Girl: Do u want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would u live 4 me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.

Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind..

The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u. The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.

The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.

The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.

The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.

The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,

Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,

Redheads are smart,

Blondes think they're cool,

Well think again,

'Cause BRUNETTES rule!

~Copy and Paste this if u find this touching~

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you pray that Jasper takes off his shirt in he fight scene in eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like your men (or women for those male readers) cold, dead, and sparkling, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Seriously wtf?)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the sairs copy this on your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you just sung them both in your head and feel like an idiot, put this in your profile

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth while you were talking, copy this into your profile

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth when you weren't talking, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever put an ipod up to your ear to listen to the music, copy this into your profile. (don't ask)

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy this into your profile.

If you had the patience to read this whole thing, copy and paste .

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(='.'=)This is Bunny.
(")_(")

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

--Edward Cullen is bringing sexy back; sorry justin.

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.

Ever Wonder

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Friend Vs. Best Friend!

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on your back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help you find your way when you're lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch your pets when you go away. A best friend won't let you go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

A good friend lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too

I'm having troubles dealing with the fact that Edward Cullen is a fictional character
I read Twilight and wasn't addicted...until I got to the second page...

O.C.D.= Obsisssive Cullen Disorder

Edward Cullen - Better than you since 1901.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you read "The End" and cry.
(The sad thing is, this happened to me...) (Lol ditto)

Screw being a princess. I wanna be a vampire.

Edward Cullen. Dammit! Why aren't you real?!

You haven't read Twilight?! You fail at life.
Team Edward - because we wish all guys were this perfect.

Cullenism. My new religion.
Not now; I'm too busy thinking about Twilight.

Twilight isn't everything, but it's right up there with breathing.

For Christmas, I want a shiny new Volvo...with a vampire in the front seat.

I told my boyfriend I was going to give him the manual: "Everything there is to know about being the perfect boyfriend". I handed him Twilight.
Cedric didn't die. He became a vampire!

Bite me Cullen. Just do it.

Bella: Bite me.
Edward: Is that an insult or an invitation?

Dear Jacob,
I win.
Sincerely,
Edward.

Edward Cullen is good at everything. Think about that one for a second.

Bella Swan does not approve of your fantasizing about her husband.

I keep trying to kidnap Jasper, but Alice is always at his window with a bat, waiting for me. How does she kn- Ohh...riiiiiiight...

When life gives me lemons, I throw 'em back and demand Edward.

I spend 50 of my time reading Twilight (or Twilight fics), 30 of my time thinking about Twilight, 10 talking about Twilight, and another 10 waiting for someone else to bring it up so I can talk about it more.
(It's sad how true this is for me...)

I'm a Twilight fan. That means I'm way cooler than you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. But, if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.

Kill the living and raise the dead.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

Being mature is overrated.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

47.5 of statistics are made up on the spot.

If you can't fix it with ducktape you haven't used enough.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

There are people I would take a bullet for, and people I would like to put a bullet in.

Friends are God's way of apologzing for our families.

If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, you might as well do it.

People are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to you face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I don't hate all people just the ones I have met.

Yes I do specialise in Randomness.

I suffer from M.H.L.D. Mad Hysterical Laughing Disorder.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.-- Sirius.. So Sirius..

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

If you expect the unexpected does that make the unexpected expected?

My secret identity is GOD... You may have heard of me...

Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.

I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.

It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The police are looking for a suspect described as funny, sexy and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where should I hide?

Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have film.

All of those who beleive in telekenisis. Please raise my hand.