Hello! This is Princess Jewel and Breakfast Princess's Collab Account!

About Us: We're two best friends in the real world that have planned to make a collab account!

Please enjoy the rest of our profile! =D And please...

READ OUR STORIES!!! =D

Likes:

Cartoon Network:

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

Power Puff Girls

Nick/Nicktoons:

The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Disney:

Phineas and Ferb

Gravity Falls

Other:

Fairy Tail

YouTube:

UCF toons

Games/Game Characters/Game Series:

Couples I Like:

FinnxBubblegum(Adventure Time)

FinnxFlame Princess(Adventure Time)

JakexLadyRainicorn(Adventure Time)

Tree TrunksxMr. Pig(Adventure Time)

Princess BubblegumxMarceline

MarcelinexPrince Gumball

Marshall LeexPrincess Bubblegum

Best Duos: (Notice how most of these lists aren't numbered. That simply means that I don't rank the people/shows from #1 being the best to # whatever being the worst. I just think that these are some pretty good things that are cool to me, hence the non-numbering.)

Finn & Jake-AT

Phineas & Ferb-Phineas and Ferb

Aang & Katara-Avatar:TLA

The Copy & Paste Section

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (Eew)

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm FAT, so I MUST like cake.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (Just PJ, not BP)

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Just BP, not PJ)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF FEMALE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly…or crazy (Hey, I (PJ) likes to play games.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (PJ's THIN)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be crazy. (My mom’s from Honduras. Google it.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (just BP, not PJ. PJ: Right. Reyna Jewel's my sis.)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (No, we aren't weak, we're just Einstein's chosen ones)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (just BP, not PJ)

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE (JUST pj, NOT BP. PJ: I'm gonna throw up on these stories,honestly)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (Yeah, right, whateveh)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (just BP...again...not PJ)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (JUST BP)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, (Well, at least when I’m off the computer I don’t.) so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (ah-duh, we're still kids)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude. (Squirrel, if you're reading this...=P Screw you)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. (...)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (just BP, for glob's sake. PJ: Yup, I second the motion))

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (Just PJ. PJ: I ain't the over-controlling one)

I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (meap...BP...T.T)

I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED

I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.

I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.

I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.

I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.

What stereotype are you?

PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac Sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.

Total: 1

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (meap BP meap only BP)
You wear chains.
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps. (Some of them.)
You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 3

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, red, purple, or green hair. -(streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 0

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band (Don't count school band)
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 9

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards. (BP)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (Yes, horseback riders DO count. -n-)
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 3

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music (still BP)
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At The Disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 1

ANGELIC

You never did pranks

You never planned to do your morbid mind a real scene
You love wearing white. ALWAYS

You hate devils

You love angels

You are a full-fledged, full-blooded angel

You

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Adventure Time...-_-)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "Unleashing your imagination", then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, CrystalClearCourier, pjandbpcollab

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a horror film and yell "IT'S A F*CKING TRAP, DON'T GO IN THERE!"or "DON'T SPLIT UP YOU RETARDS!" then copy this into your profile.

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT. (Miku Hatsune... XD)

I throw Nyan cat in the air sometimes, saying aaayoo, look at the raiiinbow!!! If you agree, copy and paste this.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous. (really...? =P)

Total: 9

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 9

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people. (Only if they laugh along too.)
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (It depends...)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark. (Hell yeah. Creepy junk in the dark. But I heard you shouldn't be afraid OF the dark, be afraid of what's IN the dark.)
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules. (Only if it's necessary. Like bungee jumping.)

Total: 9

We're light, air, earth and water--WAIT, is that even possible? Meh. =P

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Torinn, JazzyCat (my shins are permanently purple from fallin up them so many times.), Ilvoecoffee-n-narutoYouth!!(umm...i'd rather not go into detail about my clumsy life), mangoisme, CrystalClearCourier (Gravity glitch. XP), Breakfast Princess (ahem ahem *cough*) Princess Jewel (...)pjandbpcollab (well, we both franked up)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you're weird and proud, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is really long, copy this onto your profile to make it even longer.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! (Normal people are boring =P)

-93% of American teens cried from being called a weirdo. I'm one of those 7% who said, "Nah! What was your first clue?"

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for me they can't laugh.

TGIF- Thank God I'm Female.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

92% of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would scream "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" 3 percent would just shove her off the bridge. If you are in the 5 percent or 3 percent copy and paste this on your profile!

92% of teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be int the 8% laughing their asses off at the others. (LOL. Good luck, non-breathers)

Don't always judge the quiet ones. They could be the ones thinking about comitting suicide, planning murder, running away, or dealing with a lot of things they don't feel safe talking to anyone with. Copy and paste to your profile if you'll never look at a quiet person the same way again. (PJ's quiet)

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Paste that on your profile if you can read it!

"If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up." (FB, thankya! If your heart was really broken, you'd we dead, so SHADDUP!)

"Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."

"Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies."

About Edward Cullen's Hair * "Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."

"If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD."

Q:If Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen got into a fight, who would win?

A:Werewolf Queen, IT'S ALWAYS WEREWOLF QUEEN!

"When life hands you Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus and Rebecca Black, throw them back and demand lemons."

"When life hands you melons, you're Dyslexic."

"Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling."

1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."

2. "What happens?"

3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."

"Guys who dress up like bats and spiders clearly have issues."

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Attempting to give a shit...

Unable to give a shit. Stopping.

Process failed. Shit not given.

Twinkle, twinkle, little whore, you're at school not Jersey Shore.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

An unborn child is a human life, and like everyone of us, is worthy of basic dignity, respect, and protection.

So are homosexuals. But I don't see YOU respecting them or their rights.

How insane are you?

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 2

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I never knew that... ._.)
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 9

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 12

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 17

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what?" a lot.
[X] You use memes in real life situations.

Total: 21

21 x 3 =

I am 62% insane!

The Rules Of Life (Made By Teh Troll, Modified By C3):

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than bros. (or sistas)

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise kids to love video games & cartoons.

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first. (Zombies, murderers and even Rebecca Black could be back there.)

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight. (Lol Gremlins.)

Rule #10: Try to go SUPER SAIYAN every day.

Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! (Vamps only)

Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it. EVERYTIME.

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!"

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.

Rule #15: Kick anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is Justin.

Rule #17: Assume every assassin knows karate.

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the grilled cheese.

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times. (Dr. HOUSE is in da HOUSE!!!! (WAIT, wut?)

Rule #21: Use Super Mario impression everywhere. (Itsa me, MARIOOOO!)

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #24: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4. ( KABOOMSKI!)

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that mothertrucker down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading Yaoi or Yuri on the site. (*reads gay stories* W...T...F?)

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for Bigfoot at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an Italian restaurant, always act like a 50's loud-mouth Italian scumbag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You will NEVER win!)

Rule #34: If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve mysteries with a bimbo, a lesbian, a scumbag, a stoner and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin.

Rule #42: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsaber.

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.

Rule #47: If your girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her.

Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with other people, aim to kill.

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.

Rule #60: Never listen to heavy metal around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Know that Science is a lie! (No, the CAKE is a LIE!) (lol SM 64 ref.)

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always another person who can do them better. (True)

Rule #68: SCREW THE POLICE!

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist, BTW)

Rule #71: Kill ALL the son of a biscuits!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to friend's house and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Fangirls ruin EVERYTHING.

Rule #79: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #80: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PAWWWWNCH!!!

Q&A's With Favorite Characters =) (Under Construction)

1. Finn

2. Jake

3. Princess Bubblegum

4. Lady Rainicorn

5. Marceline

6. Flame Princess

7. Ice King

8. Capt. Holly Short

9. Artemis Fowl

10. Harry Potter

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd say, "What time is it?" then laugh. Then I'd say, "No, really. What time is it?"

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Dude, you have a girlfriend already.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"I'm sexy and I know it! Now please stop staring!"

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What the ham? O.O Lady and Artemis? A rainicorn and a criminal mastermind? THE WORLD APOCALYPSE.

5 cooked you dinner?

Topped with blood, Deliciuos.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"Flame Princess, wake up, you might roll in the water accidentally."

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

What the ham? You're my granpa, IK? O.O

8 got into the hospital somehow?

That's almost impossible.

9 made fun of your friends?

Artemis, can't you be nice for a day? JUST a DAY.

10 ignored you all the time?

Harry WTF! Just because you're the most popular wizard doesn't mean you get to ignore your lame fans!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Get 9 to help me. And maybe 10. Then I'll catch them smoochi'n. BLEUGH.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'll morph into a giant dog and carry me back home. =)

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Prolly a science-related one.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

She'll change the fire's color into white. Wait, how does THAT help?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably encourage me to do it. Meh.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Marry Harry? I don't think he knows me, or if FP knows who the ham is he.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

In weird, but appreciated, ways.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Mesmerize me.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

No idea. He has his own ways.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Actuall he cast that charm on me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Obvious reasons!

1) He's cute.

2) He's epic.

3) He's cute.

4) His hat is awesome.

5) He's cute.

6) He's cute.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

O-M-G. Jake knows Artemis? HE'S GAY?! WTF!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Dating PB? I'm not lesbo.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Again, the world apocalypse.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Heck no, I hope they won't!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Flame Princes...you meanie... *splashed water over her*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Am I cute? No wait, I'm not a princess!

Number 8 thinks he'll*Cough, she'll* never get a girlfriend*COUGH, cough, cough, boyfriend*. What will you tell him*Cough, cough, her*?

Holly, Arty loves you! He's just too shy!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

O-my-gob. I thought he likes Holly. O.O

Would 2 trust 5?

Heck. yeah.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Harry would ask Arty if he knows who that is, and Arty would shrug it off.

If 6 and 3 made a dish, what would they make?

Melted candy. Yum.

7 won the lottery?

O-M-G. An old nerd won but not me? O.O

8 had quite a big secret?

Pst, Holly, tell me tell me. *pokes* Is it about Arty?

9 became a singer?

O.O That wasn't expected.

What would 1 think of 2?

That he's the bestest, awesomest, coolest, most righteous brother a dude could ever have. (D'awwww... -ω-)

What would 4 envy about 5?

That she could make red things become white while she can't. (she just turns things into diff COLORS, but white technically ain't a color, it's practically nothing...you know what, I'll shut up now)

What dream would 5 have about 6?

That she burned her.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're practically opposites.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

???IDK???

Where would 8 meet 9?

AT THEIR DATE!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he loves him. Just joking Arty, you're with Holly, I know (MASSIVE HOLLYxARTY FAN FTW!!!)

What would make 6 scared of 7?

Because seven eight nine ten. (Ice King ate Arty then...? O///-///O)

Is 3 Gay?

She's lesbo...I think...

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

???IDKR???

9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Arty drags Marcy into a yoga class? WTFLUFF does he even???

You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

I'll choose 1 since 6's house will burn me. PLUS (I have a secret crush on him)

2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

O my grod...Jake and Ice King? O.O

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

First off, PB falling in love with FP is...POSSIBLE! Next, Holly getting jealous? ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH PB??? Arty will NOT be pleased. (MASSIVE shipper, I know)

4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Lady? Not her type but if she does...I hope 10 does! (EEEK fangirl-y squeak)

1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

He is still cooking, Ah-duh.

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

PB will probs choose...Lady... IDK OK?!

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

FP kidnaps Jake and demands (?) from Marceline for his release? "STAY AWAY FROM MY PRINCE FINN!"

You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

BOTH. Deal with it.

10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

How should I know? I can't read Harry's mind. Who knew he even knows how to ride one?

Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

They got stuck on her. (lamesauce joke, I know that I just wasted five seconds of your life T.T)

Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Jake and Harry's wedding? O.O Holly doesn't care.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Ah-duh, I just answered that! =P

10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

It's about the LEPrecon's only female captain (I know, I'm SUPER lame)

1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

JAKE AND HARRY? WTFLUFF PEOPLE?! Finn...you allowed your brother to ditch his pregnant girlfriend and marry a gay guy instead?

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

(What on earth were these two doing together?)

Holly would burst in and demand for a reason on why Artemis was drunk and was hugging Marceline.

3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

PB would give Holly the same gift she'll give me. -_- (Nerd)

Holly would give herself a day-off.

FP would give Holly a fire-proof suit because of recent events *cough Arty cough* (IF you don't get this and that means YOU'RE SLOW. Just kidding. Wasted another 5 secs of your life)

Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

I would panick. Did I just break the fourth wall or something? WHAT DID I DO WRONG???

9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Arty, you murdered Finn? Jake would prolly, just a wee bit, kill him too.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself *cough herself* or 1?

BOTH SURVIVES OR HOLLY WILL USE HER NEUTRINO 2000 ON YOU. DEAL WITH IT!

5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Harry would apparate and hand Marceline a wand and they'll both apparate back outside.

3 starts a day camp. What happens?

She'll just teach the basics of science, math, science and math, and DID I MENTION science and math? =P

4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Lady, FP and IK? Holly would wonder why on earth are they in her house.

1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

"Wow Finn can I read your story?"

7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

It will be if it's not burnt or over-baked (another 5 secs wasted)

8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Marceline tries to drink the red out of Holly's clothes, then Holly would hunt for food.

While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

"Barney says go to sleep," he says. (if you do not read the books then this is completely useless, it just wasted your remaining 5 secs)

Holly mesmerizes him easily and flies away with Marceline easily.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I think she's cool.

What would happen if 5 got 8 pregnant?

Is that even possible? Arty would flip out.

Do you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?

A lot. With Holly.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NO!!!! HECK NOOOOOO!!!! THAT WOULD BE PURE CRACK AND I AM NOT AGAINST CRACK BUT NO!

Any 5x9 or 5x10 going on?

MarcelinexArtemis or MarcelinexHarry? Nope, I'll go make one *evil grin*

What would happen if 7 walked in on 10 and 2 doing "it"?

FP would tell Finn that Jake was "it"-ting with Harry and chaos (funny kind) ensue.

Make up a summary for a 3 and 10 fanfic?

Harry gets transported to Ooo and meets the beautiful, kind and intelligent princess. She wants to help him go back but after realizing that PB is his true love, will he even want to go back?

(Ew disgusting fluff)

Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff fanfic?

I will make one. FinnxHolly...plus FPxArty.

Suggest a title for a 7 and 9 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Burning Plots

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?

IDK too lazy to think Zzzz...

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

IDK

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

IDK

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 5?

A lot. EVEN ME!

Would anyone you know write 2, 4 or 5?

Heck-y yeah-y.

What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

"EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!"

If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

something about fairies falling in love with a criminal human mastemind...

If you wrote a 1, 6 and 10 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Might cause severe heart attacks, headaches or brain explosions.

What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

"I got nothing."

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

The day before yesterday.

What is Six's super-secret kink?

IDK tell me FP

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 10 and a brief unhappy affair with 6, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

1, 3 and 6 are doing 'le tier 15'. What's it gonna be?

Finn, polygamy is as bad as Ice King or maybe even worse.And, uh, would you really like two children, one hot one and one scienctific-heartbreaker?

Re-write:

Finn and Ice King are in a happy relationship until Artemis runs off with Ice King. Finn, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Harry and a brief unhappy affair with Flame Princess, then follows the wise advice of Marceline and finds true love with Princess Bubblegum.

First off, IK and Finn means crack and yaoi. Also Artemis and IK. Lastly, Finn, you'll get crushed all over again. THIRD. TIME. I warned you, don't come crying to me.

Links:

PJ's account-http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4231519/Princess-Jewel

BP's account-http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3977189/Breakfast-Princess

BP's scratch account-scratch.mit.edu/users/5lianna56

BP's website-adventuretime-yourself.weebly.com

PJ's wiki-fiction-quest.wikia.com