BarbedWhire
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HELLOOOO STRANGERS!!!!

Everyone sais it's rude to say that to people (considering you may or may not be a computer) but I really don't care, 'cause you ARE strangers!!! :D

I think it's much better than calling you "the girl with the green shirt" or "the dude who's always like "yo dude, my name is dude" -_- you know what i mean?

Oh, and by the way, Barbed Whire is ma name 'cause my hair is so wild, it stings when you touch it. For those who remember me as a Guest reviewer before I created my account, my name was BigB 'cause I am freakishly tall (I'm thirteen and 6 feet tall).

AND IMMA GIRL!!!!

My bio is SUPER messed up right now, so i'll just fix that later (as in 2-5 years from now, knowing ma-self)

But I really don't care about that either. When ya start knowing me better, you'll soon understand that there are a lot of things I don't care about. Like what someone like Zayne Malik posted on Twitter. I mean who in JABBERWOCKY gives a fart?

But enough blabbing, more fun stuff... hehe. Sorry, that wasn't my real laugh. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!! There, much better.

FUN STUFF:

Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favorite drink): Green Fanta

Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name): Badbar

Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name): Adtrkgy

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Grisou

Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Betty Bakenga

Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s mom, father’s mom): Barbara Godelive

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Bale

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Barizzle

Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Squirrel

Popular Last Words:

"Oops."

"I didn't know that part came off."

"Oh $@#%."

"Hey, honey! Look!"

"No hands!"

"I don't think that's supposed to bend that way."

"I can too!"

"It's perfectly harmless."

"OF COURSE I know what I'm doing."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Actually, some of my besties are gay. And I don't care!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. :(

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Actually I did this once, haha. it's kinda fun)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing. You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an australian something
Total: 4

Italian
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.

You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands
Total: 8

Spanish
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast.
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 6

Russian
You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time.
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Total: 4

Polish
Your parents let you drink
You know what a pizda is
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 1

Irish
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers

Total: 6

Asian
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math.
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
Total: 6

German
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag". You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total:6

Canadian
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
Total: 5 (this is kinda sad since I am Canadian lol)

French
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 5

American
You hate foreigners
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
Total: 1

Greek
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city. (Or Rhode Island)
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
You share a bathroom with 5 people. You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light". You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it. (sometimes)
Total: 7

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel.
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total: 4

EGYPTIAN :
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 2

Native
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
total: 3

Scottish
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
one of your family members has an accent
you actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings any team playing England is your best friend
you have tried haggis
Sean Connery lol
you drink tap water
you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
total: 5

New Zealand
you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
you know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
you know what an 'aussie' is
you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
total: 2

RESULTS: ME AM ITALIAN!!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

14/25.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

10/25.

Result: Imma boy :)

Bold- The thing's I have done

Normal- What I haven't done

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (that was the best day ever..seriously)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.(that was an awkward conversation)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named 93.Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Who Are You?

PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (that i don’t know how it works xD)
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat. X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4 ehh..

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark. (Natural color)
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 2 (phew)

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter. (hell yeah baby)
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's
. X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework.
X You never missed school unless you're sick.

Total: 7 hehe

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl. psshh no. Just da show
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team. (does track count...?)
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 4

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere. (it's called laziness)
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:6

Result: GEEK...yup.

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Teenage Dirtbags by kittenintheden reviews
Soul is a dirtbag burnout and no one is surprised, but they don't know why the nerd-girl valedictorian hangs around him. Regular high school AU. SoMa friendship and... things. Rated M for drug use, language, and THINGS to be safe. Ends on a lemony note. May possibly add some one-shots later, we'll see.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Running from Dragons by Professor Maka reviews
Maka is a Princess who wants to be a Knight. Soul is the second born Prince of the Enchanted Forest who just wants to be himself. How will they manage angry parents, scheming wizards, and rampaging dragons? Find out in this Enchanted Forest Chronicles based AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Starting Preschool: The Cool Way by awesomeasusual reviews
Maka and Soul's daughter is starting preschool and several someones are about to throw a fit.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Cold Feet reviews
What if there's a new edge to the Rise of the Guardians? What if a new threat invades their world and turns it upside down? What happens when a troublesome girl enters their lives and changes them forever? The Man in the Moon has reserved plans for all of them. Some will live on. Others must die in order to save us all. Rated T for possible coarse language/violence
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon