Hi, I thought I'd better fill this space up a bit. My name is Toni, I'm 18 and I live in jolly old England. I have an older brother and sister, though they left home years ago thank God (I kid, I kid), so right now it's just me and my Mum.

Fanfiction for the future: CSI: Miami, Batman (comics not the movies), Thunderbirds, Stephen King, Childs play, Harry Potter, Charmed, and anything else that may take my fancy (watch this space!)

Quotes from favorite movies:

PET SEMATARY Gage Creed: I'm at Jud's Daddy, will you come over and play with me? First I played with Jud, then Mommy came, and I played with Mommy. We played Daddy, we had an awful good time! Now I want to play with you!

Louis Creed: What did you do?

Gage Creed: Hehe!

Louis Creed: WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?

Gage Creed: Hahahahahahahahaha...!

Gage Creed: No Fair! No Fair, No Fair!

THE OMEN: Good Morning, you are one day closer to the end of the world. You have been warned. (this is actually the films tagline, not a quote.)

BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER The Joker: Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock What are you doing?
Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty.
The Joker: The real Batman would never -
as Batman tightens his arm lock
The Joker: Ooh!
Terry McGinnis: Told you you didn't know me.
releases him
The Joker: Funny guy...
Terry McGinnis:Can't say the same for you.
The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to?
Terry McGinnis:Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
The Joker: draws a laser pistol Shut your mouth!
fires at Batman
Terry McGinnis: retreats into the rafters The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.
tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand
The Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Terry McGinnis:Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out.
hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off
Terry McGinnis:The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
The Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Terry McGinnis:Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.
The Joker: Shut up... shut up!
Terry McGinnis: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
The Joker: Show yourself!
Terry McGinnis:You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic.
mimics the Joker laugh
The Joker: Stop that!
Terry McGinnis: still laughing So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown?
continues laughing
The Joker: pulling out some grenades Don't you dare laugh at me!...
Terry McGinnis: laughs more Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
The Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!

(Joker is showing Batman (Bruce wayne) a film projection of how he tortured and brainwashed Robin into revealing his true identity)
The Joker: But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
pause
The Joker: Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!

The Joker: If you don't like the movie, I've got slides!

Batman tosses Joker out of the projection booth and slams him against a large building block
Bruce Wayne: I'll break you in two...
The Joker: Oh, Batman, if you'd had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago! I, on the other hand...
draws a switchblade, slashes Batman across the chest and stabs him in the leg. Batman falls down the pile of building blocks and hits the ground hard. Joker jumps down beside him
The Joker: You've lost, Batman. Robin is mine. The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter.
picks up the gun and tosses it to Robin
The Joker: Here you go, sonny-boy! Make daddy proud! Deliver the punch line.
Robin laughs. He pulls the trigger and the BANG flag pops out
Bruce Wayne: Tim...
Robin only continues to laugh
The Joker: Do it!
Robin turns and shoots the Joker, impaling him with the flag
The Joker: That's not funny... that's not...
dies

WATERSHIP DOWN: Frith: All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you - digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed

Hazel: to the cat You look hungry! Rats getting too clever, I suppose?

Bigwig: Mocking Fiver's prophecies But I'm in a mist! Everythings burned! Oh, I've got a funny feeling in my toe!

Confronting Bigwig leading a mass defection of Efrafans
General Woundwort: Bigwig, you traitorous...!
to a subordinate
General Woundwort Captain, get this miserable group back to their marks. I'll settle you myself, Bigwig. There's no need to take you back.
Bigwig: Come and try, you cracked-brain slave driver!

IT: Bill: Kill It, Bev!
It: Kill!
laughs
It: Me? I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds, and of children. And you are next

It: I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of!

(I'll add more soon)