Age: 21

Sex: Crazy monkey typ... Oh! You mean boy or girl? Girl. Definitely girl.

Height: Too short.

Weight: I will smack you.

Favourite pairing: Lego and Star Wars. THAT is my OTP. Seriously- I could wax poetic about it all my life.

Fictionpress Account: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/773301/

~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~

Ok, I used to have one of those copy and paste poems here, but then I figured this might be better. And may I just say, finally getting to a computer and finding a bunch of messages going: "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" (note the blasphemy please XD) really made my day. No, really. I laughed very hard at each one of them. Keep 'em coming, because I really need some comic relief. :D

In my opinion, the only reason that gayness is so openly debated around the world is that some people refuse to cover it up. Yes, its a lot harder to cover up than shagging your boyfriend- not MORE wrong.

It's a lot harder to cover up than a tattoo- not more wrong.

It's a lot harder to cover than greed, gluttony, murder or using the lord's name in vain. So of course we shall all peck it to death.

Face it- none of us are saints. If you need someone to mock and scorn in order to make yourself feel better, then you truly are a small, insecure, petty person.

Please don't invade my space with your simple mindedness.

~MY 9 NAMES~(JUST FOR FUN)

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Andria

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Andrizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)

Green Tabby (As in "mouldy cat?!" Ewwww...)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Surprise Westoe (OMG!! LOL. XD)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Wilan (believable)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Silver Fanta.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Nlradrn (WTF?)

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Hendrika Andries (ROFL)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:

... What NOW there are no more instructions?!