Age: I'm older then 10 but younger then 100. It's up to you to guess the actual number :

Hair color: Blond... for now anyway

eye color: Mostly a brown-ish color but there's a ring of yellow that shows up depending on what I wear.

hight: not tall but not really short either

weight:... I doubt any of you care

likes: all kinds of anime (though I've only seen about a dozen different shows), AkuRoku fan fics, SasuNaru and sometimes NaruSasu pairings, ItaNaru GaaNaru sometimes OroNaru (depending on my mood) OroKabuto NejiNaru Yusuke/Kuwa/Yusuke Yusuke/Kurama/Yusuke and every once in a great while Kurama/Hiei/Kurama pairings, drawing, reading, writing (I'm not really good at it as you can see I have not posted fics), Stuff dealing with Zombies (weather it be games or movie, you can't say no to shooting down zombies), games, tv (once in a while. mostly to watch anime) and going out to the beach.

don't like: bees (or anything stingy for that matter), family gathering, most of my family in general, most green veggies, poodles (don't ask), Paris Hilton (what the hell did she do exactly that made her so famous to start with... well other then being born into a really rich and famous family... I'm so sick and tired of hearing about her), being made to wait and being rushed, being told 'you need to do that'

recommended stories: off the top of my head, if you like AkuRoku you have to read 'Sex Ed 101' and 'Sex is the Question' by Kokoro77. and don't let the titles fool you. It's not all like really graphic and stuff... but I'm not going to say any more then that. Just trust me and read them starting with S.E. 101 it's supposed to be read before the other one anyway... as for others there's tons of stuff just check out my fav stories section cause I'm too lazy to think of them all right now.

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Don't be a homophobe! I 'm not!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining.Collection.X, Tysonkaiexperiment, DeathSasha7, U.R.T.V. #670

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) MHAHAHAHAH!!!

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If your are a total yaoi maniac post this to your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room or at a school assembly, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING BACKSPACE!!!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, maximum_calories (6 and i'm just getting warmed up), U.R.T.V. #670

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile. Don't worry, your secret is safe!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever twisted up those little packs of ketchup and thrown them in the street and waited for cars to run over them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had more then a dozen dreams of your fav anime characters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you try to remember some of your fav quotes from magna, anime shows, movies, games or tv and had to google them because you weren't sure you got them right, copy and past this on your profile

If you are a Narutard and don't care who knows it copy and past this to your profile.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

This is going to be an area for any random and crazy stuff I feel like putting. Everything from questions to quotes will be put down here so feel free to either read or skip it all together. I'll probably add stuff once in a while or when ever I get bored.

Some stuff about Naruto:

The Fourth Hokage really is Naruto's dad. His name was Minato Namikaze and Naruto's mother was Kushina Uzumaki (this here brings us to another possibility. Naruto's parents didn't get married hence the different last names so technically he is a bastard -laughs- ... ok so maybe that was a lame joke.

I don't care what anyone says weather it be fans or the show it's self. there is no way you can convince me that Gai isn't Lee's dad. Let's just face facts people, if you put the two of them side by side Lee looks like a younger version of Gai.

Some stuff about Kingdom Hearts:

The game practically endorses yaoi. Think about it for a second and you'll see what I mean... or if you're like me and don't feel like doing the extra thinking I'll just point out a few facts (I'll also point out the fact that younger people shouldn't read this cause they may be scared by it):

1. Most of you already know this one. If you take the letters in Xemans' name and re-rearrange them it spells Mansex.

2. The heart part of the Organization's logo looks like balls (I'm sure there are some shocked faces right now but hey I did warn you)

3. Axel is like a total flaming nympho

4. Sora is supposed to be worried about both Kairi and Riku but is constantly obsessing over riku the whole time... not to mention the whole crying while holding Riku's hand in KH2 saying I looked everywhere for you. Bet you didn't see him get all teared up when he found Kairi.

5. Marluxia... nuff said

6. All that mushie crap Axel said about feeling like he had a heart when he had Roxas. (I'm not going to do direct quotes here sorry)

Random and pointless questions section:

Does the electric company bill it's self?

If they don't pay will their service be shut off?

Who would want to give a rat's ass?

Or better yet, who would want to receive one?

Why is it ok to think out loud but not ok to talk to yourself?

If we started castrating sex offenders, how long do you think it would be before there where no more?

If you tossed a penny off of the Empire State Building do you think it could kill some one

If not, what do you think the chances of getting a bowling ball up there would be?

If stupid is as stupid does, then why do most people do it anyway?

Useless/stupid facts

If you push your forearms against a doorway and hold them there for 30 seconds, then step away while relaxing your muscles, they will rise up by themselves.

It is possible to set the gas in your ass on fire... I wouldn't however recommend your ever try it... and no I didn't try it myself but it was on a radio show that some jackass did. They also said he received really bad burns on his insides.

Doing crack can and probably will kill you. Sugar induced highs make other people want to kill you.

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell, spirituality is for people who have already been there.

In the series Naruto, ANBU stands for Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai (Special Assassination and Tactical Squad)

There are three known surviving members of the Uchiha clan: Sasuke Uchiha, his brother Itachi Uchiha, and Akatsuki mastermind Tobi, who is said to be the clan founder himself, Madara Uchiha.

Stupid/crazy stuff area

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Gummy bears are chasing me

one is red and one is blue

one is hiding in my shoe.

Random Quote area

Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, whe have to face them. It's what being human is all about. - Jet - Cowboy Bebop

If I was concerned about what people thought of me all the time, I'd end up being a stupid bimbo like you. - Me telling some stupid bitch off

Root motto (I don't remember if this is right and I don't feel like trying to find it online)

In root... There are names. There are no feelings... There is no past... There is no future. There is only the mission... The will of us. Root supports this great tree called Konoha, invisible, from within the earth.